High end SP, smelly pussy
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Whats wrong with go clean your stinky snatch i've paid good money to munch it and thats impossible to do with a gas mask on!
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westcoast555
Tough call
"Listen sweetie, why don't you go and freshen up for me OK?"
If she can't take a hint say 'I want you to be as fresh as you can be, can you do that for me?'
But I feel for you... that's a tough situation and it would piss me off. She must know she's not fresh.... unless she's just stupid.
Etiquette is very important... I would probably just say..
"Listen sweetie, why don't you go and freshen up for me OK?"
If she can't take a hint say 'I want you to be as fresh as you can be, can you do that for me?'
But I feel for you... that's a tough situation and it would piss me off. She must know she's not fresh.... unless she's just stupid.
Okay I actually just recently had to mention this to a male client. I simply told him that his scent was a bit strong and a little distracting and asked if he wouldn't mind cleaning it up a bit more so that it would not be a distraction and we could have a great time.
Obviously he was embarrassed (as was I) but we had a great time in the end and he had absolutely no idea before I mentioned it. When it is a scent you carry with you, often you do not know...just as someone pointed out about people who wear too much perfume. Our noses adjust in something like 30 seconds to odours that are nearby.
If I had been that lady you saw I would have been terribly terribly embarrassed but if you had done it with tact I would have really appreciated your respectful manner. It could have been BV (Bacterial Vaginosis) as I think Violet mentioned which is totally not contagious and so common that lots of women constantly have it without needing antibiotics because it clears itself up in a few days and can come and go with specific times of the month. I have an IUD (copper coil in my uterus) and I once had a really bad case of BV when I first had it put in where I did not even realize anything was wrong (I was single and didn't have anyone going down on me to let me know how I smelled and did not smell it myself).
The scent can be difficult to simply wash away but a feminine wipe could reduce the intensity of the smell enough that it could be alright for an appointment.
Obviously he was embarrassed (as was I) but we had a great time in the end and he had absolutely no idea before I mentioned it. When it is a scent you carry with you, often you do not know...just as someone pointed out about people who wear too much perfume. Our noses adjust in something like 30 seconds to odours that are nearby.
If I had been that lady you saw I would have been terribly terribly embarrassed but if you had done it with tact I would have really appreciated your respectful manner. It could have been BV (Bacterial Vaginosis) as I think Violet mentioned which is totally not contagious and so common that lots of women constantly have it without needing antibiotics because it clears itself up in a few days and can come and go with specific times of the month. I have an IUD (copper coil in my uterus) and I once had a really bad case of BV when I first had it put in where I did not even realize anything was wrong (I was single and didn't have anyone going down on me to let me know how I smelled and did not smell it myself).
The scent can be difficult to simply wash away but a feminine wipe could reduce the intensity of the smell enough that it could be alright for an appointment.
I don't think any guy would have a hard time with it if you make it direct with a bit of humour. OK cowboy, go freshen up up the boys and let's ride!
As a side note
I quizzed this doctor friend of mine one time because I was curious about the various causes of BV. Apparently a woman can get BV if someone goes down on her that has severely bad breath! That bacteria that is causing the putrid smell in the mouth can actually cause a wicked case of BV.
I quizzed this doctor friend of mine one time because I was curious about the various causes of BV. Apparently a woman can get BV if someone goes down on her that has severely bad breath! That bacteria that is causing the putrid smell in the mouth can actually cause a wicked case of BV.
You would think it would be as easy as jokingly saying "go wash your balls dude" or something, but usually is not. What about the ones who say no thanks to the lady's offer of a shower, even after increasingly blatant hints?
Believe it or not, a lot of guys are very easily offended & often think that what right do we have to be picky when they are the one paying. However, a client going to get far better service if he has good hygeine. Also if he is respectful & does not make comments about tuna etc.
Another question, what should a lady do if she does have an odor down there, for example, she has BV or has just finished her period? For example, say she has an important appointment with a client who has been trying to see her for a month, & has already cancelled on him once due to the theoretical BV or period? Should she cancel the appointment? She can't really explain truthfully why without fear of humiliation or scaring him into thinking she is "dirty" or has an STD or something.... Just thought I'd ask for the info for ladies in the situation such as the one this thread-starter saw... (assuming in my theoretical situation of course that she actually realizes there might be an unpleasant odor going on).
(FYI - douching is actually bad for you & can encourage infections etc.)
(Additional causes of BV or yeast infections - it is not just wiping the wrong way: dirty fingers, sex, soap, anything containing sugar being put in the area, including some lubricants, a PH imbalance, or sometimes no apparent cause at all).
Believe it or not, a lot of guys are very easily offended & often think that what right do we have to be picky when they are the one paying. However, a client going to get far better service if he has good hygeine. Also if he is respectful & does not make comments about tuna etc.
Another question, what should a lady do if she does have an odor down there, for example, she has BV or has just finished her period?
For example, say she has an important appointment with a client who has been trying to see her for a month, & has already cancelled on him once due to the theoretical BV or period? Should she cancel the appointment? She can't really explain truthfully why without fear of humiliation or scaring him into thinking she is "dirty" or has an STD or something.... Just thought I'd ask for the info for ladies in the situation such as the one this thread-starter saw... (assuming in my theoretical situation of course that she actually realizes there might be an unpleasant odor going on).(FYI - douching is actually bad for you & can encourage infections etc.)
(Additional causes of BV or yeast infections - it is not just wiping the wrong way: dirty fingers, sex, soap, anything containing sugar being put in the area, including some lubricants, a PH imbalance, or sometimes no apparent cause at all).
Yes, douching = no good!!
Antibiotics can also cause you to get BV. Best to use unscented/not perfumed soaps if you tend to get them easily. Also make sure to dry well after you shower or go swimming and keep it dry (try not to keep wet bathing suit or bikini for too long). As for lubricants.. I never buy lubricated condoms and use my own lubricant only, as many of the ones used for lubricated condoms are irritating and contain spermicides.
Just found this:
www.annexteenclinic.org/docs/Broch-Vaginitis.pdf
In general, the main culprits in causing Vaginitis are:
- Antibiotics can kill off the healthy bacteria (lactobacilli) that keep a balance in your vagina.
- Wearing tight, non-breathable clothing makes it easier for the harmful bacteria and yeast to multiply. Cotton undies help to keep things breathable and dry. Thong underwear can make it easier to get an infection because
of irritation.
- Allergic reactions to things like the inks, dyes and chemicals in many toilet papers, detergents, douches, bubble baths, soaps, pads and tampons can irritate the skin and cause inflammation.
- Condoms that are lubricated with a spermicide often cause irritation which can lead to a vaginal infection (they also don’t contain enough spermicide to be helpful). Your best bet is to use a condom lubricated with a non-spermicidal lubricant or add your own lubricant. It should be water based, like Astro-glide, or Wet. Oil based products (Vaseline, hand lotion) break down the latex in a condom pretty quickly. Some people have an allergy to latex. Try different kinds of condoms and lubricants to see what works for you.
- Injury; mostly from too much friction and not enough lubrication during sex. Injury can also occur from clothes that are too tight or uncomfortable.
- Diet; the better you eat, the stronger your immune system and the more likely your own body will be able to ward off infections on its own.
- Hormones can make it easier to get infections during different times of your cycle or with different kinds of birth control. Also pregnant women tend to get increased yeast infections.
- It is easier to get sexually transmitted infections when you have any infection such as Vaginitis because it lowers your natural protective
mechanisms and immunity.
- People with certain Diseases, like HIV and diabetes, and those confined to wheelchairs are also at higher risk for infection.
Prevention
There are things that you can do to prevent Vaginitis;
- Wear cotton underwear.
- Avoid tight pants, thongs, synthetic underpants, pantyhose, tights, etc.
- Wipe from the front to the back.
- Keep your genital area clean and dry (no damp swimsuits for hours).
- Use non-scented and non-dyed products in and around your vagina and labia (toilet paper, clothes detergent, soap, etc.).
- Limit your number of sex partners.
- Don’t douche or use feminine deodorant products ever. The vagina naturally cleans itself – you don’t need this junk.
- Use non-spermicidal lubricated condoms.
- Use additional lubricant for sex.
- Practice safer sex.
- Change pads and tampons every 4 hours.
- Don’t have sex while being treated or when you have symptoms.
- Take care of yourself: eat well, sleep well, don’t fret and don’t smoke, drink or do drugs.
Wow
Just when I thought men posted on this site ... you guys sound like a bunch of incompetent assh*les. I thought I was back in high school reading all this. Obviously don't have much of a life to be sitting and ranting about an issue that's actually smaller then your making it. Should have just got your money back if you were not satisfied and called another girl. Why would you even bother writting about someone's bad hygene and not disclose a name? This site is made to help guys make decisions on who to call? Your just being immature and need a life. It's guys like you who give good guys a bad name. Terrible! You all need to give your head a shake and start acting your age!! As for the ladies, my fiance' is a nurse/gyno, some STD's do have a strong odor, B.V. will do the same. You get what you pay for
PS, might I add ... didn't your parents ever teach you that if you have nothing nice to say ... don't say anything at all!
Just when I thought men posted on this site ... you guys sound like a bunch of incompetent assh*les. I thought I was back in high school reading all this. Obviously don't have much of a life to be sitting and ranting about an issue that's actually smaller then your making it. Should have just got your money back if you were not satisfied and called another girl. Why would you even bother writting about someone's bad hygene and not disclose a name? This site is made to help guys make decisions on who to call? Your just being immature and need a life. It's guys like you who give good guys a bad name. Terrible! You all need to give your head a shake and start acting your age!! As for the ladies, my fiance' is a nurse/gyno, some STD's do have a strong odor, B.V. will do the same. You get what you pay for PS, might I add ... didn't your parents ever teach you that if you have nothing nice to say ... don't say anything at all!
Should follow your own advice...you're fiance must be a lucky person.
PS, might I add ... didn't your parents ever teach you that if you have nothing nice to say ... don't say anything at all!
Whoops, you probably meant the guys with tuna comments...carry on then.
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Well I was aking for a bit more of a detailed answer than that. How should she go about cancelling in a way that did not make the client think she was being unreliable?
(Also, I was thinking as well of other cases where the SP does not necessarily have a "terrible smell", but perhaps just a very slight odor...?)
Note: this is all theoretical & please know that I am not asking because I am personally in this situation, but just for general info. For example, perhaps the girl mentioned is reading this & would like to know what to do in the future?
sheesh reading this thread makes me think some of you guys have never been around women before. For more than an hour, I mean.
PS, might I add ... didn't your parents ever teach you that if you have nothing nice to say ... don't say anything at all!
Why don't you shut the fuck you up fucktard. I didn't post the name of the person because I didn't want to affect their reputation. And if you read carefully I was asking for advice as to what to do in a situation like that.
What a patently unfair comment. The woman stunk. Period. The guy's asking how to approach it with tact and class. Shake the jelly beans out of your head.
See above comment.
PS, might I add ... didn't your parents ever teach you that if you have nothing nice to say ... don't say anything at all!
And, of course, as usual, you had to chime in with a useless, trolling comment.lol, shut the fuck you up? You know a dude is pissed when he writes that
TrollDude
lol, I love having this "Gentleman" on my ignore list. I post a comment and of course my little stalker follows up with his usual and repetitive bullshit probably with the word troll included Post any good reviews lately? Whatever your issue is dude, let it go and move on
lol, I love having this "Gentleman" on my ignore list. I post a comment and of course my little stalker follows up with his usual and repetitive bullshit probably with the word troll included
Post any good reviews lately? Whatever your issue is dude, let it go and move on
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