High end SP, smelly pussy

dinobot

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God, so yesterday I had an appointment with a very pricey SP (i won't say who because i'm sure it was just an off day). She took off her clothes and immediately I could smell that her pussy was extremely unfresh.

She was a very pretty and friendly girl. but that entirely ruined the experience. I suggested lets take a shower together and she said no. Urgh. the entire time I was half-limp cause i couldn't shake the smell.

What a horrible experience. I paid so much...

any suggestions? what would you guys do?
 

Robertdice

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God, so yesterday I had an appointment with a very pricey SP (i won't say who because i'm sure it was just an off day). She took off her clothes and immediately I could smell that her pussy was extremely unfresh.

She was a very pretty and friendly girl. but that entirely ruined the experience. I suggested lets take a shower together and she said no. Urgh. the entire time I was half-limp cause i couldn't shake the smell.

What a horrible experience. I paid so much...

any suggestions? what would you guys do?
I would just come straight out and say “please I paid you a lot of money and it would really make me more comfortable if we were both fresh, I would like to run us quick shower now” Just head to the bathroom and start the shower. If she still refuses just say sorry but you smell get your money back and say perhaps another time. With women it is always a gamble as you never know when they might be close to their time of the month or maybe she just came from another client.
 

Lovely Rubi

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they sell these handy things in the pharmacy

they are like moist towelettes for your cooter

and they have enticing names like "sea breeze" or "summer breeze" or something like that

just a suggestion for those who are wondering
 
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I would just come straight out and say “please I paid you a lot of money and it would really make me more comfortable if we were both fresh, I would like to run us quick shower now” Just head to the bathroom and start the shower. If she still refuses just say sorry but you smell get your money back and say perhaps another time. With women it is always a gamble as you never know when they might be close to their time of the month or maybe she just came from another client.
Ding ding ding!

I would suggest that rather than blatantly stating "You smell," which would be a mood killer, just state "Look, I wanted to see you because of your stellar reputation and the hygiene that it entails. I appreciate hygiene as much as I'm sure you do."

If she still doesn't get it then say "Sweetheart, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I'm hinting at something here."

If she still doesn't get it "Look I'm a reviewer on perb, I picked you because of your reviews and the implied hygiene, but I find that you aren't hold up your end of the bargain on that front, so I'm sorry but it's a shower for two or else I think we need to go our separate ways here and I don't feel it's fair for you to keep the rate I paid when we haven't done anything because you aren't living up expected hygiene standards."

With this approach you get to gently imply that she needs to have a shower with out taking her to task (she may actually be unaware). If you just say "you smell" she'll be (a) embarassed and self conscious which will not lead to a great session (b) angry, which will not lead to a great session.

If she's not getting the hint after all that, mentioning the review board will result in her knowing that you know of her excellent rep, have the ability to possibly damage said rep, but are being a nice and fair gent and giving her a chance to either bow-out gracefully by returning you money if she's too embarassed to proceed OR hop in the shower and make the most of it. If she knows you are a reviewer, odds are you'll either get a "I'm so sorry, I was totally unaware" and either your money back OR she'll do what she can to make it a stellar session to entice you to forgive her mistake.

Just my $0.03

**Edit**
PS1 - See Hubba's post below
PS2 - Doesn't every woman do the "dipstick sniff test"? I wish men would do that to their neither regions and back door as well, sometimes it takes more than a single wash to make everything smell squeaky clean.
 

FunSugarDaddy

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Personally I'd be inclinded to insist on a shower on the basis that you've paid to see her and within reason, she should satisfy your requests. Taking a shower together is hardly an unreasonable request whether hygiene is an issue or not.

I was seeing a SB for a couple of years, and we always ended our get togethers with a shower. If any hygiene issues ever arose I simply would have requested a shower before and after our intimate encounters.
 

Violet

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Yeah I was just going to say that Lucy. A strong odor problem is usually due to an overgrowth of bacteria, or there are also occassionally certain women (& men) who perhaps just have a strong natural aroma, which may smell good to some & bad to others. Unless they just smell like sweat or feces (not to be crude), I guess. With either of the first 2 options, showering is not going to make any difference. She might have showered right before she got there. This can happen to both men & women, (as can yeast infections), & sometimes it's possible that a woman might not realize that she has a bacterial infection or doesn't want to cancel on you, because it may look as though she is unreliable. FYI, they are not contagious & time can usually fix the problem, or going to a doctor.

It was kind of you to not post the lady's name & humiliate her.

As for the reluctance to shower, she may have thought you were just offering it to be polite, or, as already mentioned been afraid that it would destroy her hair & makeup.
 

Lovely Rubi

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ronstoppable

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I'm fortunate that I've never been with a woman who has had a bad smell from "down under" and hope I never have that experience. And if it did ever happen that I came upon a woman who had an unpleasant odor I'm not sure what I would say or do. It has the potential to be a very sticky situation.
 

xoxo Amie

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I used edible lotion / lemon juice / and booze on her while down under.

well, it's a rather delicate PH environment down there

the lemon juice & alcohol will definitely throw things out of whack
so u unknowingly may have been contributing to the problem :eek:
 

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That is a problem

I agree with the other posters. If a lady is less than fresh, kindly suggest a shower, and if she doesn't get the hint, be a tad bit more forthwrite in your reasons for why.

I would imagine most if not all ladies (especially those in a higher pricepoint/lower volume range) thoroughly scrub up before any tryst. I concur that it was likely a bacterial infection or something caused by diet or medication. None of the latter three would have been helped by showering, as they have nothing to do with cleanliness.

An unfortunate experience, and I truly hope you don't have that sort of issue again.
 

Lovely Rubi

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I concur that it was likely a bacterial infection or something caused by diet or medication. None of the latter three would have been helped by showering, as they have nothing to do with cleanliness.
so true, sugar is the number one culprit. yeasts and other bacterias love the stuff, if you're someone with a high sugar diet and your just a natural carrier of certain bacteria (through genetics some people can be prone to carry certain types of bacteria in their system than other) then your results can vary, combine that with being a woman and hormones, pH...anything and everything can trigger a not so fresh reaction "down there"

lol, I like how people are afraid to use the word vagina.

IMO the OP should have asked for his money back, it may or may not have been the SPs intent to show up with a smelly vagina but if I can be so blunt, other businesses have strict guidelines for appearance and hygeine, when you're in the business of selling pussy you best make sure that yours is fit to work.
 

chris2008

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Why dude, talk about taking it for the girl....it's almost like a french shower lol.

I dated a gal in HS who's cooter was kind of Bla. She's loved DATY and I got lots of practice:D
I used edible lotion / lemon juice / and booze on her while down under. She thought it was kinky. I just didn't know how to tell her she needed to Douche!!:)
 

smackyo

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I thought the only thing that made for a smelly cooter was a bacterial infection? (Usually caused by going back to front ..see Clerks 2.) Not something a shower is going to change unfortunately.
sorry but i have to correct you on this one.

it was not going back to front.

it was going "ass to mouth"

:D
 
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