Hifi after retirement ...

[LonelyGhost]

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

 

[BlueEyesDude]

Mmmm .. the sweet smell of hoax ...

 

[Maury Beniowski]

Well, at least the poor chicken got a reprieve! Should be quite a sight when the dog poops it out the next day, especially if it's still whole...

 

[wolverine]

Or maybe he should have removed his pecker out of the chicken's mouth before laying the chopdown.

 

[hitrack]

I had a similar incident happen but it was in the rain forrest and it was a 20 ft boa constrictor. Luckily I noticed my dik only has one eye not two.

 

[muffdiver]

Lmfho hitrack, that's too funny.

 

[Bull]

Anyone can make a mistake....

 

[_Ruffian_]

it looks like rover finally got his bone.

 

[joeboxer]

Feet first

When I retire, I plan to go out kicking screaming.
I will have to be dragged out face first instead of feet first, just like a corporate executive like Michael Eisner.