Is having a pooner bag an absolute crackpot idea when going to massage spas?
I got the idea from MrBlonde: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=76910&highlight=poon. But he seems more worried than I about security issues. Here`s what’s in my new little Samsonite travel bag:
1. Expected donation counted out in an (unsealed) envelope: I`d like to minimize time and attention focused on commercial matters. I like the fact that the ladies don’t count the money in front of me, but leave while I take a shower and then come back, often in a sexier outfit.
2. Favorite condoms: Finding the condom with the best fit has been a huge step forward for me in making pooning a success. None of my SPs so far has had a problem with letting me use my own condoms; the ones they offer just won`t fit.
3. Stockings: So far, every SP I asked has been happy to indulge my fetish and put on the stockings I brought as a gift—in the original, unopened wrapping.
4. Blanket to drape over massage table: My most controversial initiative: a soft, freshly laundered blanket with a nice flowery pattern. Not a single one of my SPs so far has objected. (If you think bringing a blanket to a massage spa is like bringing knife and fork to a restaurant, you obviously haven’t been inside the average Vancouver AMP lately. It’s not that they`re filthy; it’s just that those flimsy towels on the massage table aren’t comfortable.)
5. Portable CD player + favorite music: For me, having sex without my favorite music is like eating meat without garnish. I try to choose female vocalists whose voice expresses the sweetness I’d like my SP to display.
6. Silk bathrobe: I used to feel funny, after the shower, standing there naked when the SP came in dressed. There’s something to be said for warming up to each other’s nakedness more slowly, during the early stages of cuddling.
7. Scented candle (+lighter): I just love candles—and have yet to find an SP who doesn’t give me permission to light one.
8. Miniature bottle of mouthwash: I use it as part of my shower routine, and sometimes after consuming the deal.
9. Face towel: Being a person who likes to work up a sweat (when all goes well), at the same time I appreciate that most ladies don’t relish having sweat drip onto their body or into their eyes.
In addition I’m thinking of including a few other items, but I suppose this list already makes me appear anally retentive enough. I’ve now brought the bag to about a dozen sessions and have never been turned away (though last time I was asked if I had come directly from the airport).
I explain that the items in the bag make me enjoy a session a little more. Its contents are obviously geared toward AMPs—I wouldn’t bring my own blanket if I were to visit an Indy.
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The above is an edited version of a late-night post which I cancelled yesterday when I realized several hastily written statements sounded arrogant and manipulative—and that most of the early, deservedly negative responses misunderstood my intent. (Apologies to Guardian Angel, ma1235, d-duck55, Very Veronica, Sherman Diddly & Avery for wiping out your responses as well. It’s not that I can’t take heat—but I was surprised to find my post labeled “bizarre” or even “psycho”, reminiscent of "a stereotypical serial killer`s kill kit" when I’m generally considered, by people who know me, to be an easygoing, well-meaning, gentle-mannered and sometimes even mildly funny person.
I got the idea from MrBlonde: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=76910&highlight=poon. But he seems more worried than I about security issues. Here`s what’s in my new little Samsonite travel bag:
1. Expected donation counted out in an (unsealed) envelope: I`d like to minimize time and attention focused on commercial matters. I like the fact that the ladies don’t count the money in front of me, but leave while I take a shower and then come back, often in a sexier outfit.
2. Favorite condoms: Finding the condom with the best fit has been a huge step forward for me in making pooning a success. None of my SPs so far has had a problem with letting me use my own condoms; the ones they offer just won`t fit.
3. Stockings: So far, every SP I asked has been happy to indulge my fetish and put on the stockings I brought as a gift—in the original, unopened wrapping.
4. Blanket to drape over massage table: My most controversial initiative: a soft, freshly laundered blanket with a nice flowery pattern. Not a single one of my SPs so far has objected. (If you think bringing a blanket to a massage spa is like bringing knife and fork to a restaurant, you obviously haven’t been inside the average Vancouver AMP lately. It’s not that they`re filthy; it’s just that those flimsy towels on the massage table aren’t comfortable.)
5. Portable CD player + favorite music: For me, having sex without my favorite music is like eating meat without garnish. I try to choose female vocalists whose voice expresses the sweetness I’d like my SP to display.
6. Silk bathrobe: I used to feel funny, after the shower, standing there naked when the SP came in dressed. There’s something to be said for warming up to each other’s nakedness more slowly, during the early stages of cuddling.
7. Scented candle (+lighter): I just love candles—and have yet to find an SP who doesn’t give me permission to light one.
8. Miniature bottle of mouthwash: I use it as part of my shower routine, and sometimes after consuming the deal.
9. Face towel: Being a person who likes to work up a sweat (when all goes well), at the same time I appreciate that most ladies don’t relish having sweat drip onto their body or into their eyes.
In addition I’m thinking of including a few other items, but I suppose this list already makes me appear anally retentive enough. I’ve now brought the bag to about a dozen sessions and have never been turned away (though last time I was asked if I had come directly from the airport).
I explain that the items in the bag make me enjoy a session a little more. Its contents are obviously geared toward AMPs—I wouldn’t bring my own blanket if I were to visit an Indy.
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The above is an edited version of a late-night post which I cancelled yesterday when I realized several hastily written statements sounded arrogant and manipulative—and that most of the early, deservedly negative responses misunderstood my intent. (Apologies to Guardian Angel, ma1235, d-duck55, Very Veronica, Sherman Diddly & Avery for wiping out your responses as well. It’s not that I can’t take heat—but I was surprised to find my post labeled “bizarre” or even “psycho”, reminiscent of "a stereotypical serial killer`s kill kit" when I’m generally considered, by people who know me, to be an easygoing, well-meaning, gentle-mannered and sometimes even mildly funny person.
