Hey Hey Whaddya Say?

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Erica Phoenix is coming your way!
You read that correctly, one & all. I will be in LANGLEY this week, just off Highway 1, for all you lovers up & down the south side of the Fraser River! It will be a whirlwind tour, though, so my preference is for those who can plan ahead. To incentivize you to do so, I'm offering BOXING WEEK BOOKING rates.

ALL INCLUSIVE EXXXecutive Encounters
Everything I do best...DATY. DIGITS. Toys. Talk Dirty. Squirt. Slurp. Swallow. Repeat. Greek? Oh yes. I'll say again like I've said it before: I only LOOK like the lady next door! If you want to do it all, I recommend at least an hour! You'll want to eat your Wheaties & ensure you're well hydrated: I guarantee I will be!

Here's a recent hotel room selfie...
Just after I put on the lipstick, just BEFORE I put on my lingerie...]

I've got a whole lot of sexy new lingerie to wrap around these ridonculous curves, & the hair is once more a blazing copper. Blazing? Don't mind if we do! I'll bring my favourite strain & my favourite pipe too! If you prefer, we can just enjoy a glass of wine or a cider. Every prebooked hour will include up to 30 minutes of icebreaking social time! Accompanied showers will also be available...I like to get clean before we get dirty. I look forward to hearing from each & every one of you!

$150/30 mins
$250/60 mins
$350/90 mins
$450/2 hrs

Each additional hour $200.

To book: please text or email with the following information:

Name or board handle, age, ethnicity, preferred date, time & duration. Once we have arranged a mutually agreeable time I MAY request a small discreet deposit via Amazon.ca gift card, if we have not previously met, you do not have a reference or if you do not have a board presence here or elsewhere!

ASK ABOUT THE 8 HOUR & OVERNIGHT RATES!​

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[Ms Erica Phoenix]

My available time is filling up QUICKLY! However there is still some time to come see the MILF that broke the mold...If you love Stiffler's Mom & Mrs Robinson, why not come see Ms Erica? Can't wait to hear from you....

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Having TOO MUCH FUN, so I'm staying until Sunday!

Available today after 5;
Available Saturday until 6 PM & after 11;
Possibly available EARLY Sunday morning!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

What a welcome back!! I still have time to see you today until 6 gents, then you will have missed your chance until January...

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Hey Hey, Whaddya Say?

Erica Phoenix has moved away!
Have you missed me? Don't feel blue;
Let's arrange to FLY ME TO YOU!
You cover the cost of my hotel & flights;
I'll come to the Mainland for 3 or 4 nights!
We'll meet at my hotel that very first day
So that I can say "thank you" my own special way!
And now I think best that I wind up this rhyme;
You know who to call if you want a good time!
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[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Because you MISS THIS...

By popular demand, I'm coming back to Langley next week! I had such a fabulous time last visit, I am going to do it all again this week! You'll find me in comfort & a king size bed that would look terrific with you in it! I am currently accepting advance bookings with trusted friends and PERB members, & offering some excellent incentives for those who can plan ahead & would prefer an extended visit!

Option 1: Sponsor My Trip
For a client who wants more time than an hour, but without the budget for an exclusive Fly Me To You engagement or a regular overnight! Come meet me at check in on my first day for a celebratory glass of wine & some nibbles, then a nice warm soapy shower together before a romp around my king sized bed! Come back on my last morning, & I'll have breakfast in bed ready from room service ordered for 90 minutes or so after you arrive! Approximately 6 hours $1000 via e transfer

Option 2: A Night At the Movies
Since my hotel is so close, and I am such a movie fan, let's go see a show before we go upstairs. In my suite, I'll put on a private show for you the likes of which few can! It's personal POV porn...
Approximately 2 hrs social time, 2 hrs playtime $650 via e transfer

Option 3: Drinks, Dinner, Debauchery
Let's make an evening of it. Drinks at the bar, just enough food to fuel the passion, a little puff of a nice Indica, & then back to my room for extra naughty dirty bad fun! Overnight $1500

Only got time for a short visit? We can do that too. $250/hr $350/90 mins $450/2hrs
Clients with no board handle or history may be asked to provide a discreet $50 gift card deposit.

Thank you for understanding that I take my work & your pleasure seriously!

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[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Hey guys...wanna make your dirty fantasies about me into filthy memories? Text, email or phone me & let's make it happen. Otherwise, I'm staying on the Island until after the 15th.