Just wondering if there are any Big Bottomed French Sluts out there. I need to avoid them. Please post an exhaustive list so I don't run into them by mistake.
By the way, I have a big list of places where free alcohol is being served thanks to all you kind people. We are really cleaning up this hobby so that it is safe from the scourge of alcoholism, besides we want to avoid fatalities from drunk driving as we go back home to our spouses and girlfriends. Who would want embarrassing questions about why we have alcohol on our breaths and/or where is the car and/or ICBC 100% fault and/or why do you keep running over people and/or oh so you spent all our money on booze, etc.
As for Big Bottomed French Sluts, they have been known to confuse British Columbians and spending too much time with them will make us illiterate and unable to speak English properly, then we go back home to our spouses and girlfriends and we get faced with embarrassing questions such as - are you taking French classes you never told me about and/or you never told me you spoke French and/or why did you lose your telephone soliciting job and/or you seem to have a stuffy nose all the time these days. By the way, in case you didn't know, we only get the Big Bottomed kind here because they get exported out of Quebec since French girls are usually slim and sexy, so we get the ones they reject. Anyways, we certainly don't want to become French lovers, the English way is always better. Keep a stiff upper lip my good chap!
By the way, I have a big list of places where free alcohol is being served thanks to all you kind people. We are really cleaning up this hobby so that it is safe from the scourge of alcoholism, besides we want to avoid fatalities from drunk driving as we go back home to our spouses and girlfriends. Who would want embarrassing questions about why we have alcohol on our breaths and/or where is the car and/or ICBC 100% fault and/or why do you keep running over people and/or oh so you spent all our money on booze, etc.
As for Big Bottomed French Sluts, they have been known to confuse British Columbians and spending too much time with them will make us illiterate and unable to speak English properly, then we go back home to our spouses and girlfriends and we get faced with embarrassing questions such as - are you taking French classes you never told me about and/or you never told me you spoke French and/or why did you lose your telephone soliciting job and/or you seem to have a stuffy nose all the time these days. By the way, in case you didn't know, we only get the Big Bottomed kind here because they get exported out of Quebec since French girls are usually slim and sexy, so we get the ones they reject. Anyways, we certainly don't want to become French lovers, the English way is always better. Keep a stiff upper lip my good chap!
