help out a rookie

[crackerjack]

ok im new to this whole massage parlor thing.
can someone explain to me exactly what i get in there for the standard fee that i pay, without using abbreviations, cause i got no clue what they stand for.

for example on penthouse message it sais 25$ for 1 hour in a theme room
or
35$ for a dance and a massage for 1 hour

what is the difference between these 2, and what happens in each.

also people keep talkin about extras, so can you please fill me in on what these extras are and how much each costs...

please dont leave out any details cause honestly im clueless about this whole message parlor places.

thx in advance

 

[Commander Chode]

Bold Originally posted by crackerjack

ok im new to this whole massage parlor thing.
can someone explain to me exactly what i get in there for the standard fee that i pay, without using abbreviations, cause i got no clue what they stand for.
Here`s what to do:

1) in a new browser window open this page:

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=53

It explains the abbreviations, it`s your secret decoder ring.

2) read reviews: there are lots. After reading the boards and you will have a good idea what happens and what the extras are.

There is no way around doing the work. Set aside a hour and read the reviews.

for example on penthouse message it sais 25$ for 1 hour in a theme room or 35$ for a dance and a massage for 1 hour what is the difference between these 2, and what happens in each.

I don`t know what happens at the $35 level of service

To show I`m not totally heartless here is what ya do at Penthouse.

1) take the rear entrance. There`s a nice neon Open sign right above the door
2) Stairs up, open the door
3) Take one step and take a right, travel to the end of the hall. Usually by this time a hostess has intercepted you, but if not you will find a room with two couchs. Take a seat. Read some porn.
4) A hostess will come out and you will have your choice of ladies. If you are looking for a certain lady make an appointment so you won`t be disappointed.
5) follow your choosen lady to room
6) talk to lady, they usually ask if it`s your first time to a MP so they can explain things. Order a drink. The lady will leave the room
7) take a shower and scrub
8) hop up on table and wait (more porn )
9) get massage
10) talk about extras

also people keep talkin about extras, so can you please fill me in on what these extras are and how much each costs...

Heartless bastard mode again. Read some reviews.

please dont leave out any details cause honestly im clueless about this whole message parlor places.

Read. It`s all there, just spend the time.

 

[trawler]

crach\kerjack follow Commander Chodes ...

advice and you will do just fine. If you still have some very specific questions feel free to Private Message me.

 

[Owudoin]

Don't get down on yourself if some of the guys start to bitch at you to do a search and learn for yourself and all that stuff. We all had to start somewhere. Welcome aboard.

 

[Commander Chode]

I'm encouraging crackerjack to learn on his own.

It's an important life skill.

He did have one good question that has never been answered. A review of the $25 vs the $35 service at Penthouse. I have never seen anyone mention they have taken the $35 service.

 

[Karma]

I thought it was for the private dance. They have a pole and small stage in the room so you can live a private dance and a lap dance like in a strip club before the massage. I tried to use it once but it was occupied when I was there

 

[crackerjack]

ok lemme ask you this then...
how much does a body slide and a reverse cost in addition to the 35$ you spend for the hour?

by the way i have read almost every thread in this forum, and most of it is reviews on diff girls, and i aint at that stage yet so its not helping me much

 

[BS Detector]

Why do I have this terrible urge to call

you OFFICER Crackerjack??? May I suggest something that MAY help answer some of your questions about what happens in the room. Ask yourself...What do I THINK happens? If that doesn't halp, look at some of the ads in the YP (sorry...YELLOW PAGES) and see how the girls are dressed in the pictures. Again, ask yourself, "Gee..I wonder why they are dressed like that? Could they be getting to go out to a ball game? I DON'T THINK SO!!!" Let your imagination just go crazy and I'll bet you'll be pretty close. Try it and let us know what you come up with but keep your hands on the keyboard. And please don't go into a "blow by blow" description like some other new people who look like they are copying and pasting Penthouse Letters in here instead of reviews.

 

[mikey's here]

Hmm, a lot of Newbies asking loaded questions

I think I'll vote with BSD on this one,

Something smells fishy here about Crackerjack and the recent spate of newbies asking the same questions.

If you've read the reviews as stated you KNOW what is available, hell the link to the terms alone should have spelled it out.

Yet you continue to ask about $$$ and services, HMMMMM???

Perhaps it's an election year and there's gonna be a crack down for the law and order ticket???

Perhaps you're a youngster using the computer under the covers rather than the girly mag and flashlight???

Perhaps you are from LE or BE as we do know you folks have been sniffing around lately...

Fellow Pooners, PLEASE exercise extreme caution when replying to these newbie questions, check their posting history etc. Let's take care of our gals eh?

 

[jim]

Caution

Hey all,

While I agree with you all that caution is important, let's not fool ourselves into thinking that 'this is a secret'. The cops and bylaw guys know what's happening.

On the other hand, this is a review board newbies, sorry not a FAQ on MP activities. READ the information is here, visit a MP. If you READ you will know what to expect for a top end session, therefore if you are looking for something less than that you will leave the MP with some change in your pockets.

 

[goldenpig]

I remember back when I used to have a lot of questions about what went on at MPs. But I came up with the perfect solution.... I went to one. That, of course, is the most thorough (and enjoyable) way to figure it all out.

 

[trawler]

goldenpig, your comment ...

is truly the essence of the matter. This is a Review Board not a place to educate the Newbies or unknowingly inform By-Law or LE.

We need new members to understand the purpose of the Board, to particiapte, share Reviews, get to know other Members and than ask detailed questions by PM. There is far too much risk with PERBerts simply divulging detailed information to unknown Members. IMHO this risk is borne by both the SP's and the Members. We don't want to over-react to honect requests for info from Newbies, but the requests of the last few days are "too needy" to be responded to.

 

[trawler]

Colonel Dave ...

certainly the Statement we are making with a little less diplomacy (LOL)!

 

[Bueller]

Saying "Good doggie," until you find a big stick.

 

[Karma]

But I thought that they can still be busted for soliciting the service, that is why some ladies in calgary will not entice the extras or mention the services

 

[chancy4me]

hey good anwser johngenx, if you go in have a good time, i look at it this way if your worried about been there don't go (simple huh)