Help me understand this escort ad

[jesuschrist]

Here it is:
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you real needs a crazy woman (chengdu)

Posted on: Tuesday, 10 January, 2012 22:42
Expires On: Thursday, 09 February, 2012 22:42
Reply to: (Use contact form below)
Name : chengdu massage
Hourly Rate : 300
Ethnicity : Caucasian
Body Type : Thin
Age : 20
Hair Colour : Blonde
Phone (-) : 13438090878
Incalls : Yes
Outcalls : Yes
City : chengdu
Full Service : Yes
Kissing : No
BBBJ : No
DATY : No
Greek : No


are you conservative and ignorant of the Chinese escort girls worry about it? yes.I can do anything for you!so come on baby,**** me **** me very very much!I feel so good!Seat exchange come on baby, Riding in your body twisted to distort, hot sexy,oh!baby **** you **** you very very much!say you Excited,wet! wet! wet! one two three Four-Please try agian! l am big wolf A-wo,you are Little Sheep mia,**** Pure,**** Elegant,Do not install in front of me,Do you want to vent, follow me!don't talk nonsense, call me now, say you want to do! your hot cat 24hours waiting for you!my name is Alice my phone:+86-13438090878 Service detail:chengdu massage, chengdu escort.
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So I guess this is about bestiality? I don't want to be the sheep though.

 

[HankQuinlan]

My translation: "Click on this link composed by a computer/chinese person using random words and phrases, so that you can be inundated with viruses and spam."

 

[Man Mountain]

Feel my skills, donkey donkey donkey donkey!

 

[ilikegurlz]

Good find MM!!!...I always had the hots for Lisa in Talk Radio, Jimmy James is the best though...

 

[blazejowski]

your hot cat 24hours waiting for you!

Man, I love it when girls tell me to go down on their hot cats.... :clap2:

 

[jesuschrist]

I am most puzzled by this line:
"Do not install in front of me"

WTF does that mean? I have no fucking idea.

 

[princeofdarkness]

I am most puzzled by this line:
"Do not install in front of me"

WTF does that mean? I have no fucking idea.

My guess is she likes it from behind.
Either that or do not construct and install the wok kitchen, complete with a powerful exhaust fan, in front of her.

 

[Hermes]

So, based on the ad. Is she white or Asian?:doh: and WTF does "seat exchange come on baby" mean?

 

[the old maxx50]

it some one who does not speak english

and they used some internet translator .. and what you see is what they got .. They have no idea that it is incorrect .