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Hello...

Lovely Rubi

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Sep 20, 2008
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:)

I'm new, I was trying to avoid doing the whole intro thread thing because I didn't want it to be misconstrued as free advertising, but a few people have successfully prodded me into introducing myself (which isn't fun, usually i'm the one doing the prodding)

hai :eek:
 

IMBCK

Banned
Aug 9, 2008
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Welcome ED604....nice to have you in da house :) I look forward to sharing some laughs with you ;)
We all know Hubbahubba likes to watch LAG and Inthebum:p that's what he likes to share


j/k welcome ed604 have fun here:D
 

Lovely Rubi

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Sep 20, 2008
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thanx for the welcome everyone

I have to agree Mistress Jasmine is very beautiful.

I'm not looking to get involved in anyone's issues with another Domme, my general motto is "you keep your dog shit off my lawn and i won't put it in a paper bag, light it on fire, ring your doorbell and run off", won't be feeding any trolls here, I like to stay drama free spank you very much.
 
thanx for the welcome everyone

I have to agree Mistress Jasmine is very beautiful.

I'm not looking to get involved in anyone's issues with another Domme, my general motto is "you keep your dog shit off my lawn and i won't put it in a paper bag, light it on fire, ring your doorbell and run off", won't be feeding any trolls here, I like to stay drama free spank you very much.
Thanks Ebony Domme! You wont go wrong with your general motto...clean lawns are cool and so are spankings:)
 

Lovely Rubi

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Sep 20, 2008
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Thanks Ebony Domme! You wont go wrong with your general motto...clean lawns are cool and so are spankings:)
You're welcome Miss Jasmine :p

Spankings ARE fun, more people should partake, the world would be a happier place.

Next time some fool decides they want to jump off the Lion's Gate Bridge, instead of sending in the VPD they should send in Miss Jasmine via helicopter to deliver a little OTK then fly away. Problem solved, everyone is happy.
 

trackstar

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Jun 26, 2004
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You're welcome Miss Jasmine :p

Spankings ARE fun, more people should partake, the world would be a happier place.

Next time some fool decides they want to jump off the Lion's Gate Bridge, instead of sending in the VPD they should send in Miss Jasmine via helicopter to deliver a little OTK then fly away. Problem solved, everyone is happy.
Okay, so when do we jump this bitch in? Oh, you thought you could just come in here and start typing and all was easy. Let's go ED, back to the alley to pay your dues! :D
 

Aeiyah

Square peg
Jul 12, 2004
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Next time some fool decides they want to jump off the Lion's Gate Bridge, instead of sending in the VPD they should send in Miss Jasmine via helicopter to deliver a little OTK then fly away. Problem solved, everyone is happy.
I see a topping from the bottom problem brewing. This might encourage someone to fake jumping off to get a little OTK from Miss Jasmine. :)
 

Lovely Rubi

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Sep 20, 2008
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Okay, so when do we jump this bitch in? Oh, you thought you could just come in here and start typing and all was easy. Let's go ED, back to the alley to pay your dues! :D
The last fool that tried to jump me ended up with a delightful yet feminine knee to the crotch, and it had nothing to do with BDSM :)

ED's been tenderizing crotches since the early 70's, ask if you ain't heard about me :p

on a sadder note, the battery on my powerbook has decided to crap out on me :(
 

trackstar

Swollen Member
Jun 26, 2004
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The last fool that tried to jump me ended up with a delightful yet feminine knee to the crotch, and it had nothing to do with BDSM

For free?? Aeiyah, now I know a way that you can save money on your car insurance AND your masochism!
 

bobo69z

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Sep 22, 2006
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Welcome Ms. ED...

I hope you enjoy your time with us mindless submissive minions...
 

Lovely Rubi

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Sep 20, 2008
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The last fool that tried to jump me ended up with a delightful yet feminine knee to the crotch, and it had nothing to do with BDSM

For free?? Aeiyah, now I know a way that you can save money on your car insurance AND your masochism!
oh see now you're just starting rumors, telling everyone the new Domme gives away free knees to the crotch.

I will have you know that i'm a woman of upstanding morals and tact...

...I always charge :p
 

Prospero

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Jun 25, 2003
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Ebony Domme says:

"I have to agree Mistress Jasmine is very beautiful".

God I'll say... If only she was more interactive....
 
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