Hello Perbs and Perbettes! Calling UncleG and Puntmeister!!!

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I'd appreciate it if we can avoid the last week of July, I'm headed somewhere sunny at that time to enjoy powdery beaches and free flowing cocktails!

I wouldn't want to miss it!

..........................no you won't.................maybe we should stick you for the bill for the whole thing and give you a reason..........