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Hello Perbs and Perbettes! Calling UncleG and Puntmeister!!!

mistressfreyja

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I just wrote this fabulously long ditty about WERL, who, what, where, when, and why....

However, I lost it all.
Therefore, I am not nearly feeling as motivated to re-type everything, nor can I ad-lib the same twice.
But, here goes...in a shorter format.

I have been away being self-absorbed and self-indulging, world-travelling and the like. If you want to throw rocks at me for having fun travelling, then please don't attend WERL, and find your own nasty sandbox to play alone in.

I have indeed missed some of the board members, and we are certainly due for a good ol`WERL function.

Werl is a fun get-together. Do some research with your search function, and you can see what fun we have had in the past. It's basically a fun get-together where all the guys have to pay for is the ladies' drinks, we may play games, laugh a ton, play pool, down a cocktail or 3, and meet those whom we feel we already know from reading each other's posts on the board. We choose a locale downtown, and have a chill relaxing and fun time with those we know and those we will soon meet.

Men: you must have a reference of another respected board member, man or woman. Woman preferred.
Ladies: you are perbettes and are welcome to come!

Everyone, bring a good attitude and respect and discretion for those attending. Nasty people need not attend. This is a positive social function, so if you are a negative nelly, please find nasty sandbox with other negative nellies. This is only for optimistic olivers and olive oils.

Please feel free to comment in this thread, and ask any questions you may have. UncleG and Puntmeister, I hope you both will be participants!

I missed you guys and gals! It will be nice to reconnect on the board, in-person, and at the WERL.

Hugs, kisses, licks, sucks, nibbles, or just a handshake, perhaps!
Until then....

Xo Miss Freyja.
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uncleg

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Nice to see you back on the Board.......broached Papa C and Punt on this recently. Papa is on Board and I have a schedule for the Puntmeister on my PM's, however I'm sure he'll be happy to provide you with a copy of the same. Let's get 'er done...............cheers.
 

mistressfreyja

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Cuz you are supposed to be gentlemanly. Honestly, we are capable of buying our own, but if you want hoes to show up for free, the least you can do is pool pennies together to get our drinks.
can i come? :D

and why do the guys have to pay for the drinks other then their own?
 

Dgodus

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Lol I believe SexyMelina has changed it to "negative nancy" now. errrr I suppose it's still NN either way. lol I'm such a dope!

And why does Vancouver get to have all the fun. So much empty space in SK :eek:
 

PuntMeister

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Yippeee! That`s great:)

I`m outta the loop, so it`s great that you guys are on the ball.
Mistress Freyja! My favourite blonde viking! (Well, OK, the only blonde viking I know, but if there were another, I am certain you would be me fave, and kick the shit out of the other one too!!!). Yes, Unc and I are on the ball. In fact, I have been sitting on this big assed ball so long my doctor has prescribed some Prep H. And in the loop too--like caught in wonder woman's golden lasso. Truth is, we have missed you, and we will get you liquored up so you can tell us all about your worldy adventures! Travelling you say?--good for you!

Unc figured a WERL was on the horizon, and so it shall be. Let us hope the dates and venues align once again so we can dance once more; our merry lives fulfilled.

Super-squishy-sexy hugs,

Punt. P.S. You look hot holding that iron!--hot stuff.
 

mistressfreyja

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YAYAYAY!!!! My favorite Puntie!

Sexy squishy hugs back atcha! Nice pun regarding the iron, btw!

Well, I'm glad the ball is already in motion, and we can get this party started! I can't wait to get liquored up so I can take advantage of you. hehe

I have no more travel plans in the near future, so am flexible of when the werl is. I am around all summer.

Is Miss Jasmine not around anymore? She will be missed at the werl if she can't make it.

I already put the bug in sassy susi strumpet, our fav hoe-dvocate, as I can't imagine her not coming. You made us all laugh so hard at the Steamy one. You are so clever with such a great sense of humor. Lets talk about door-prizes and stuff. You had such funny ideas last time....it would be great to keep the humor going.

If I remember correctly, I totally took advantage of you last time. Poor baby, he almost cried he was so scared of my mouth around his.....

Wait...we were in a public restaurant....that must have happened in a dream, certainly not reality.....

PS: You can spit that testicle out anytime now....

Mistress Freyja! My favourite blonde viking! (Well, OK, the only blonde viking I know, but if there were another, I am certain you would be me fave, and kick the shit out of the other one too!!!). Yes, Unc and I are on the ball. In fact, I have been sitting on this big assed ball so long my doctor has prescribed some Prep H. And in the loop too--like caught in wonder woman's golden lasso. Truth is, we have missed you, and we will get you liquored up so you can tell us all about your worldy adventures! Travelling you say?--good for you!

Unc figured a WERL was on the horizon, and so it shall be. Let us hope the dates and venues align once again so we can dance once more; our merry lives fulfilled.

Super-squishy-sexy hugs,

Punt. P.S. You look hot holding that iron!--hot stuff.
 

Papa Chongo

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WOOT WOOT

I'm there, well unless I am not

Let me know the details, I already said it in another thread but

WELCOME BACK MF!
 

uncleg

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YAYAYAY!!!! My favorite Puntie!

Sexy squishy hugs back atcha! Nice pun regarding the iron, btw!

Well, I'm glad the ball is already in motion, and we can get this party started! I can't wait to get liquored up so I can take advantage of you. hehe

I have no more travel plans in the near future, so am flexible of when the werl is. I am around all summer.

Is Miss Jasmine not around anymore? She will be missed at the werl if she can't make it.

I already put the bug in sassy susi strumpet, our fav hoe-dvocate, as I can't imagine her not coming. You made us all laugh so hard at the Steamy one. You are so clever with such a great sense of humor. Lets talk about door-prizes and stuff. You had such funny ideas last time....it would be great to keep the humor going.

If I remember correctly, I totally took advantage of you last time. Poor baby, he almost cried he was so scared of my mouth around his.....

Wait...we were in a public restaurant....that must have happened in a dream, certainly not reality.....

PS: You can spit that testicle out anytime now....


So, now you got to get liquored up to take advantage of Punt ??? I remember when you used to be able to do it sober..............As to the testicle in his mouth, I hear a rumor he has developed a taste for that kind of thing..................just a rumor mind you.:D
 

vanessa kelly

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Good to see you back MF you bring a great presence to Perb :) A WERL get together sounds like fun ...I missed the pub but I sure remember you guys stopping stop by my place after ...boy good laughs were had :)
Hope to see everyone soon :)
VK
 

PuntMeister

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So, now you got to get liquored up to take advantage of Punt ??? I remember when you used to be able to do it sober..............As to the testicle in his mouth, I hear a rumor he has developed a taste for that kind of thing..................just a rumor mind you.:D
Quiet true. 'ol Puntie can be quite the slut, bent or sober :) Testicles are over-rated though, and rumours are innaccurate--Punt is strictly hetero. ie: I prefer a good dark rum & coke, single malt, or stout, over anything resembling testicles. Trying to stay away from chick drinks though--especially if they have a little umbrella in them--not that there is anything wrong with that!

So Unc, time to work out the dates. MF has spoken, and Werl time is at hand. You best figure out a Werl before she kicks your ass. Although, that would make for some mighty fine viewing!

-Punt.
 

mistressfreyja

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I forgot to put the bug in Very Veronica`s ear, also! She was and is SO much fun. We all hope you will come again, VV!

Yay, I`m glad you`re going to make it again, VK! We had SOOO much ridiculous over-intoxicated fun at your place, after! Mauling the Punt....hehe.

Thanks again, Papa! I`m so glad you`re going to come!!!

To anyone who thinks that this is cliquey or the like, please be informed that it is not like that at all. In fact, it is quite the opposite. We are all easy-going folks, and there is no snobbery or clique. So, any ladies or gents that would like to come, you are more than welcome. Please come and join the silly fun:)!!!

Anyway, no dates planned, yet. However, we will make sure everyone has plenty of notice, so we can get as big a turn-out as possible. I love these werls!!!
 

mistressfreyja

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I just want to keep this post in the line of sight.

It's a fun party, people, and YOU are what makes it great!

I think sometime in July is the likely date for the occasion.

I hope to drum up interest and keep those already interested, informed.

Cheers perbies and perbettes!
 

uncleg

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I just want to keep this post in the line of sight.

It's a fun party, people, and YOU are what makes it great!

I think sometime in July is the likely date for the occasion.

I hope to drum up interest and keep those already interested, informed.

Cheers perbies and perbettes!
Hopefully better weather in July, but make sure it doesn't conflict with................................




 

Papa Chongo

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I'd appreciate it if we can avoid the last week of July, I'm headed somewhere sunny at that time to enjoy powdery beaches and free flowing cocktails!

I wouldn't want to miss it!
 
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