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Health Tips for Better Pooning

wolverine

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I posted this in another thread a week or two ago, but some have suggested I re-post in a separate topic. So herewith:

Health Tips for Better Pooning

Disclaimer: I'm not a doctor or health professional or anything like that - just a regular guy who likes to keep fit. This is all just based on my personal experience. Occasional reading of fitness rags helps too (I used to subscribe to Men's Health until they MAXIMized). And as you can see below, I have my vices!

Do your Kegels. It makes you last longer and gives you a bigger, harder erection.
2 ways for guys to do Kegels is:
(1) next time you have a woody, hang a facecloth on it and keep lifting it. Do that for a minute or so.
(2) each time you go for a pee, hold it in midstream for about 30 seconds and then let it loose again. Repeat again at another midstream point.

I also recommend regular exercise - you will look and feel better, sleep better, boost your confidence, your energy level and your libido. The less abdominal fat you got down there, the bigger your LG will look.
Lifting weights gets the testosterone flowing, and you need a good build-up of testosterone to really get the libido going.
Doing abdominal exercises also helps the LG the same as Kegels.
A good 1/2 hr cardio routine on a treadmill not only gets the blood flowing to the LG but helps prepare you for sessions with the more energetic SPs out there.

I hit the gym about 2 or 3 times a week, each visit between 60 - 90 minutes. I walk or bike whenever possible.

Sleep - 6-8 hrs sleep at night, obviously. A 10-minute nap before heading over to a session can be energizing.

Food - I try to avoid eating for 2 hours before a session. I find that my energy is sapped for an hour or two while my guts are busy digesting away. Sometimes it depends on what you eat too - some foods sit in your stomach all day while others alter your body scent or send you to uncomfortable trips to the toilet.

Black coffee or energy drink an hour before a session helps keep the LG alert and aroused. Even knocking back an espresso 30 minutes beforehand does the job.

Alcohol - I keep it down to 1 drink before, or avoid if alcohol is going to be consumed during the session.

Smoking - I avoid smoking for at least an hour before the session. Smoking kills wood. But after? Yeah it's a cliche, but that post-coital cigarette does feel great!

Masturbation - gotta time this right. Too much masturbation may result in a dead LG during a session, while too much porn may dull your desire and expectations of real-life sex. On the other hand, too little masturbation may result in a premature rupture, either in the SPs hand or while you're sleeping at night. I find that if I keep my hands off my junk for a few days and keep up with the aforementioned Kegels and exercise, my LG is primed and ready to slay by session time.

Anyone else have other tips, feel free to add them.
 

wolverine

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As mentioned, lifting weights helps to maintain natural T-levels but it needs to be intense, moderately heavy lifting. Isolation exercises like flys and curls won't cut it. You need to do compound exercises like squats, bench and deadlifts to really stimulate the body to produce more testosterone. Those exercises also get the heart rate going which is important.
I keep my workouts short and intense.

For those who are looking for herbal/natural libido enhancers rather than relying on pharmaceuticals, products like Maca root, tongkat ali and horny goat weed are supposed to be effective though I have not personally tried any of them. Saw palmetto is good for the prostate and overall sexual health.
Not sold on herbals. Some people here recommended L-arginine and they didn't do a damn thing for me.
 

threepeat

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Black coffee or energy drink an hour before a session helps keep the LG alert and aroused. Even knocking back an espresso 30 minutes beforehand does the job.
Just my opinion of course, but I disagree on the coffee thing. I find caffeine if anything takes away from my libido, though I am wide awake :). Also I take tribulus terrestris and believe it helps somewhat.
 
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Mr.Boggo

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I've tried the coffee thing, usually 2 hours before, and it seems to help...or it could have been coincidence where the LG was actually cooperating, nevertheless, I'll use it like a pro athlete and bump it into my poon day ritual.
 

athaire

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Just my opinion of course, but I disagree on the coffee thing. I find caffeine if anything takes away from my libido, though I am wide awake :).
Agreed.......also I don't like the tendancy to have to take a piss just prior or during session. Nothing kills a BBBJ like just having taken a piss, I wouldn't feel right about expecting someone to service junior while I have the acidy taste of urine there.....Yuk......
 
Masturbation - gotta time this right. Too much masturbation may result in a dead LG during a session, while too much porn may dull your desire and expectations of real-life sex. On the other hand, too little masturbation may result in a premature rupture, either in the SPs hand or while you're sleeping at night. I find that if I keep my hands off my junk for a few days and keep up with the aforementioned Kegels and exercise, my LG is primed and ready to slay by session time.[/B]

Since I am still fairly new to the whole pooning game, and intimacy in general, how much masterbation would you consider to be too little? And how much would be considered too much?
 

Dr_X_man

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If I may say something here;
The pressure of your hand is not like a vagina. The more you have sex with girls the better.
I am not a physician.
Since I am still fairly new to the whole pooning game, and intimacy in general, how much masterbation would you consider to be too little? And how much would be considered too much?
 

the virgin gary

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If you're having trouble getting used to the feel of a vagina try a fleshlight. It actually feels pretty good.
 
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