Health advice & deposits (just kidding)

[blakealridge]

JUST KIDDING HUEHUEHUE

What’s a fun prank you’ve played? I just remembered one the other day I thought I’d share.

I used to work in a liquor store and it could get super boring. One day a guy pulled up and parked in front (street parking) in his enormous *pristine* hummer. I’m the kind of person who thinks you should only get a car like that if you USE it: go camping, off-roading, etc.; otherwise what point are you trying to prove? It seems so useless and superfluous, not to mention bad for the environment.

Anyways, I watched him get out in his snap back cap and $300 tshirt and go to a different store down the street. I grabbed a piece of paper from the printer and wrote:

“I’m so sorry. I hit your car but am unable to pay for the damage right now. I know Karma is going to get me for this but I just don’t have the money. I’m sorry again and I hope it isn’t too expensive”.

I ran out, put it under his windshield, and waited.

He came out, found it, looked up and down the street desperately, and frantically ran around his car looking for damage. He even ended up coming into the store and asking if we saw anything or had any security cameras. Eventually he drove off after being unable to find where my made up person had hit him.

Your turn! Tell me your fav pranks you’ve played or have been played on you.

 

[MB Mod]

I ordered a new car back in July and it finally showed up just before Christmas, the salesman called me and said good news your car is here! I snapped back with “ that’s okay I found one out east just like it and bought it a couple of weeks ago “ he was absolutely flabbergasted and speechless. After about a minute or two I started laughing and he caught on I was pulling his leg. Thank god he had a sense of humour.

 

[MRGREEN]

Many years ago I put a realtors sold sign in front of a friend's home while they were away on vacation. Great thing was I picked them up from the airport and we arrived I saw the reaction. They knew no one could just sell their home..... but just for minute they weren't positive that wasn't the case. They thought it was me but couldn't prove it and I never admitted it.

 

[TerrR]

Years ago, I worked with a guy who was a raving fan of SenSen. For those of you too young to remember, these were breath candies that tasted like shitty black licorice (for the record I like black licorice but SenSen tastes like ass) and come in little black cube shapes about a quarter the size of a tictac. One day I found a little piece of rubber and thought hey! if I cut this into really small pieces they’d look just like SenSens. He carried them around in a recycled tictac holder which he refilled from his bulk pack that he left in his desk. I added a small hand full to that pack, gave it a shake and then waited. It took several days for him to come across the first one. He made a big issue out of it. He finally convinced himself that the machine the candies were made on must have failed and cut up pieces of a roller on the packaging line. He kept saying he was going to call the manufacturer. No idea if he did. I never let him in on the prank but a few others in the office knew it was me. It was good entertainment for quite a long time.