have you ever...

[xoxo Amie]

been caught
in the middle of 'touching yourself'
and the phone rings
at a rather inopportune moment
you recognize who is calling
because of the designated ringtone
you've assigned to their number
(because obviously they are VIP in your life)
so you're obliged to take the call
just in case it's an emergency
and um 'finish' mid convo
and (of course) never let them know

I'm sorrrry Sandi! LOL
drinks and oysters on me.... LOL

 

[stan42]

Too funny - you must be great at multi-tasking

 

[xoxo Amie]

whew...
ya, needed to get that off my chest
it was soooo wrong
feel so much better now
thanks..another PERB-land confessional

 

[good2bbad]

drinks and oysters on me.... LOL

Now that I would pay to be a part of
good

 

[teejay69]

Very funny Aime. Drinks and oysters - good way to repent - but oysters are an aphrodisiac which may lead to more touching and then - ooops - phone ringing again . . .

I once dated a girl who had to take an important long distance phone call while in the middle of oral. The conversation was limited to vowels and one word replies. What killed me was when she told me later that it was her mom on the other line.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Worse things have happened like; you're just about to hit a good "O" and...
- the phone rings,
- the battery or wire craps out,
- he stops to sneeze because he's allergic to flowers he brought you,
- or he doesn't realize it and keeps going...

Or even worse things like:
- the bus arrives at your stop
- the cops pull you over
- the lights come on in the theatre

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

been caught
in the middle of 'touching yourself'
and the phone rings
at a rather inopportune moment
you recognize who is calling
because of the designated ringtone
you've assigned to their number
(because obviously they are VIP in your life)
so you're obliged to take the call
just in case it's an emergency
and um 'finish' mid convo
and (of course) never let them know

I'm sorrrry Sandi! LOL
drinks and oysters on me.... LOL

Phewwwwwwwwwwwww i thought that shit only happened to me ! LOL

 

[tianna]

lol

or how about when your roomates come home.. and u were not expecting them, so u pull down the skirt fast.. and greet them all flustered and red faced.... and one time I was in my apartment sitting on the couch.. in the livingroom and I did not even think to close the blinds until about 15 minutes later when I saw this man from the other apartment, across the street watching me.. god there have been so many occasions..

 

[Rod Steel]

LOL - what a bunch of Perberts!!

 

[tianna]

all the way baby

there is this couple who like to leave the blinds open when they fool around.. and another guy who walks around naked.. at night that is. and I watch them when ever I notice them

 

[wolverine]

there is this couple who like to leave the blinds open when they fool around.. and another guy who walks around naked.. at night that is. and I watch them when ever I notice them

Is that with or without binoculars?

 

[eurhythmia]

Hot damn! I gotta get me new neighbors. Mine are boring.

Worst time getting caught spanking was when I was 16 and Mom entered the room at the point of no return.

 

[tianna]

lol

Is that with or without binoculars?

I can see them perfectly without the binoculars..... however in a high rise that could be a great investment

 

[TotallyTouchin]

Dirty Doggy Neighbors

So I had this place on Richards before and it was a new building with a building being built accross from it.

I figure hey! No neighbors accross the way ....I'm on the 19th floor I'll prance around naked and WHO CARES!

Then I got the stage and the pole in the living room. I figure....I've got no neighbors accross the way so WHO CARES? Hang upside down naked and practise nude and WHO'S TO KNOW?

THEN I realise the whole time I'm prancing around and using dildos and hanging upside down on my stage that the BUILDERS in the apartment nextdoor were just like "WTF?!?!?!?" They would wave at me, they'd like take breaks on the balconies of the place and just go like "is this chick nuts?"

I'd leave the building and they'd yell hellos to me amd go "there she is!" and I though "DAMN I'm popular!"

Turns out its more like DAMN my tits are big and I am triple jointed and these dudes get a good show for free! Oh well. I was still popular.

So yeah. I feel your pain girl. But keep up with the oyster/drinks plan. It sounds like you don't need em but hey.......ya never know what can happen when a hottie gets oysters, booze and a dildo in her...WHEW!

Cold Showers everyone!

 

[RenoRocks]

been caught
in the middle of 'touching yourself'
and the phone rings
at a rather inopportune moment
you recognize who is calling
because of the designated ringtone
you've assigned to their number
(because obviously they are VIP in your life)
so you're obliged to take the call
just in case it's an emergency
and um 'finish' mid convo
and (of course) never let them know

I'm sorrrry Sandi! LOL
drinks and oysters on me.... LOL

Good advertising!

 

[slacker]

So I had this place on Richards before and it was a new building with a building being built accross from it.

I figure hey! No neighbors accross the way ....I'm on the 19th floor I'll prance around naked and WHO CARES!

Then I got the stage and the pole in the living room. I figure....I've got no neighbors accross the way so WHO CARES? Hang upside down naked and practise nude and WHO'S TO KNOW?

Well damn I think I better move that high powered telescope up on my wish list ... I had no idea what I've been missing!