Sounds like it's time to give her a hate fuck...and let her see the anger in his eyes!
My friend is going through some tuff times with his so. She treats him like shit (IMHO) and keeps quoting this happy wife..happy life line.. What the F! I thought relationships were built on mutual respect and caring for one another. He seems to do everything for her yet she remains unhappy. Any sayings for the men??
Happy schlong...Happy John?
Regards
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jeez, you are one smart fucker... always with the best comments!
Who needs a dictionary or spellcheck if all that's needed is an entry in the urban dictionary? I wish someone had told me.. I've always wanted to create my very own language, decide how words are spelled and be the one making the rules! All I need is the urban dictionary?! Wicked.Miss Bijou, I believe the problem is that the Urban Dictionary did not properly source the origin of some of the spellings. The "K" variants are obviously of an Hawaiian derivation and are related to the word Kahoona (a surfer dude in a Kohner novel who, being a daredevil surfer, obviously had big ones). The different spellings represent the different dialects of the Hawaiian Islands (and other related Polynesian languages).Well if it's in the urban dictionary...
From your link:
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Kahonas:
A reference to the dangly parts of the male anatomy
by someone who doesn't know how to spell in Spanish.
Otherwise known as cojones.
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LOL
Nevermind that there's an entry for every conceivable way to MISspell the word...
Cahonas
Cahunas
Cahoonas
Cahonies
Cahones
Kahonies
Kahones
Kahoonas
Kahuna's
Kahoonies
(not a comprehensive list, I just got tired of looking..)
But if that all translates into "acceptable"... ooookay.
LOL
Nice....I haven't heard that before. Nothing he does will make her happy at this point if its as bad as the OP suggests. Counciling is what you should suggest at this point....or a good divorce lawyer.
I guess he already surrendered his balls in the dating stage. By the time they got married, he was already a pure YES MAN.
Miss Bijou, no comment on my cunning linguisim?Miss Bijou, I believe the problem is that the Urban Dictionary did not properly source the origin of some of the spellings. The "K" variants are obviously of an Hawaiian derivation and are related to the word Kahoona (a surfer dude in a Kohner novel who, being a daredevil surfer, obviously had big ones). The different spellings represent the different dialects of the Hawaiian Islands (and other related Polynesian languages).
Glad to set you straight.
Ummmmm - That would be Kahuna and all Hawaiian casts/trades had as their master craftsmen a Kahuna who was also their spiritual leader so that there was a Kahuna of boatbuilding, a Kahuna of fishing etc. Hawaiian spiritualism (Huna) is a fascinating linguistic and spiritual adventure not well understood by haoulies (people who don't know how to breathe)Miss Bijou, I believe the problem is that the Urban Dictionary did not properly source the origin of some of the spellings. The "K" variants are obviously of an Hawaiian derivation and are related to the word Kahoona (a surfer dude in a Kohner novel who, being a daredevil surfer, obviously had big ones). The different spellings represent the different dialects of the Hawaiian Islands (and other related Polynesian languages).
Glad to set you straight.
