Hamster's Legend

[ThreeTimes]

ThreeTimes' rod is sadly soft while he is writting this post.

Everytime he reads a review from Hamster, he has to put a bag of ice on his rod. Now, ThreeTimes wonders where Hamster is? As ThreeTimes gets panic about Hamster's disapearance, he wats everyone to find Hamster and bring back the graceful Hamster liturature.

 

[Dremok]

Hamster

I too miss Hamster's reviews and bung hole reports. It is hard to believe he gave up pooning and laid the six inch monster to rest. Come on Hammy. Let us know what you have been up to.

 

[Verb]

are you gonna be Hammy's replacement??? You sound like him already. You are refering yourself as the third person...lol

 

[williewheeler]

The Hamster was a very creative reviewer, but if you took a poll, you'ld probably get a 50-50 split on whether people missed his posts or not. Try another role model...

 

[eljudo]

HAMMY, HAMMY WHERE DA PHUCK DID YA GO?

I WONDER IF HAMMY, SADLY, HAS BIT THE DUST??

I MEAN, HAMSTER ONLY HAVE A 1-2 YEARS LIFE SPAN??

 

[Kev]

Its also sad that you can't look forward instead of backwards. --- Kev

 

[Fatman15]

I always looked forward to a Hamster post. He even got me to make the switch from gerbils. Anyways, as for the Hamster being 50-50, Andy Kaufman once said that if you go into a bar and break wind, 50% will laugh and 50% will be repulsed. If you spend the time with the 50% that laughed, you will have a good night.

 

[oppai]

I dug the hamster. He had a lot of similar situations with similar SP's as me but his reviews were much more eloquent and interesting to read. Always good for a laugh but full of good info as well. There are lots of othe rmembers whose posts I enjoy though, but a few who have gone are missed. Oh, so sad.

 

[Kev]

So we have ThreeTimes with 4 posts and INTHECHUTE with 2 posts all crying for Hamster.

Hamsters not here, but his entourage is. --- Kev

 

[Kev]

For the uneducated this is one of Hamster's posts. Is this funny, or is he showing disrespect to an SP? Judge for yourself.

THe Hamster isn't really turned on by tall large women, no matter how beautiful. The reason is simple: Massive BOX. That's right, the larger the women usually, but not always, translates into a larger box. To have sex with Darion, must be like throwing a weiner down a hallway!!!!

For 4 bills, the Hamster would rather go by a pack of weiners at Save-On for $1.99, and keep the remaining $398.00!

 

[williewheeler]

I suppose Hammy could always have used it to take up the slack he found in the next toe he dropped his weiner into...

 

[williewheeler]

Duff: even had they been, anyone who had ever read one of Hamster's posts would recognize a new one under another name immediately.... Maybe it was his unique use of the term "toe"....

 

[BYSON]

You Wanna read some fxxked up threads read anything Hatrick writes I'm still Laughing about him forgetting to take a condom off

 

[williewheeler]

On falling on one's own sword.....

The debate about bringing back the Hamster is now moot, no matter what his reviewing style. It was his inflamatory, and downright obnoxious comments that got him banned in the first place, and now has resulted in Mod 2 putting an end to his campaign to get back on the board with his old or any other handle!

Thank you Mod 2 for being tolerant of my inadvertant slighting of Saraphina when I questioned the legitimacy of OTR2's review of her. I think Kev's point is well-taken, and I for one am casting a more critical eye at what I've written before I hit the "send" button...