Guys, what happens when the door closes (inspired by LuckyDick)

[VanessaofBC]

Curious?
You just spent some time with a lady and you have left her residence. You say your goodbyes, she leaves and locks the door.

What happens next? Is there something you do immediately?
Do you make an "I'm ok call"?
What are the thoughts that go through your mind, actions?

Do you have an extra large bottle of hand sanitizer in the car?

I NEED to know......

Seriously.

 

[VanessaofBC]

ound:

I wonder if a dude has ever let a buddy know that he was about to see a sketchy SP in a bad neighbourhood, and to start worrying if he didn't hear back within an hour?

ound:

Exactly!!!

 

[badbadboy]

I give her a big hug and a kiss then head out. I take my time before driving to make sure the blood supply has returned to the big head :nod:

Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a bottle of hand sanitizer in the car as well as mouthwash

Usually my first stop is a place to get a large cool drink where I chill for a bit, check msgs, emails etc.

 

[badbadboy]

If I'm on my way to a session, I also have one of those small travel scope mouthwashes in my car for before and after :nod:

I learned that from a SP a while ago. I kissed her goodbye and she suggested the mouthwash before I left since my breath tasted like her

 

[badbadboy]

The trunk of my car has my traveling toiletries kit. All the bathroom stuff like toothbrush, deodorant etc. I also added a pair of socks, underwear and condoms. I might also add a t-shirt. If I stay over at a girlfriends its convenient and its nice to know you are always ready. I also keep mouthwash in the armrest storage.

Funny admission. I take a swig of mouthwash before I leave the car and head for the building. As I approach I am always looking for a bush to spit it into. Haaaa...! Pretty classy eh? So that was me if you ever had someone complain to you about that ladies.

You and I have the same OCD habits :nod:

 

[BonerHardBiceps]

I go home and masturbate to the memory of banging the escort i just saw

 

[amigo67]

I head to great restaurant , order a glass of wine and a great meal... and bask in the afterglow.

 

[amigo67]

If the smell is not an issue I may let it be. I like the smell of a favorite or a regular on me or my clothes. Put on shirt the other day that I had already worn and could smell the perfume of ...... A nice memory, it made me smile.

I am the same way. Scent of a woman ...whoohah !

 

[amigo67]

omg.....funny...I often do the same especially after a good session but also I tend to be flirtatious with the waitress as I feel that in the afterglow my sex appeal is up.
Yeah I know.

Haha... Me too. I feel that inner Barry White bust in' out. lol

 

[badbadboy]

omg.....funny...I often do the same especially after a good session but also I tend to be flirtatious with the waitress as I feel that in the afterglow my sex appeal is up.
Yeah I know.

I swear that is true that women can sense when you have recently have had sex. I get some nice smiles and grins from some women afterwards. And no, its not because my fly is undone either

 

[VanessaofBC]

There is some deep insight here I love it!!

 

[superhappyfun]

After a session I often look on Backpage and start considering which escort I will visit next.

 

[tantalizeme]

Nothing like questions inspired by idle curiosity

Curious?
You just spent some time with a lady and you have left her residence. You say your goodbyes, she leaves and locks the door.

What happens next? Is there something you do immediately?
Do you make an "I'm ok call"?
What are the thoughts that go through your mind, actions?

Do you have an extra large bottle of hand sanitizer in the car?

I NEED to know......

Seriously.

Typically, upon leaving, I say something like "Zhu ni haoyun, jiankang, chenggong" as I hug the girl goodbye. (Wish you best of luck, health and success.)

I walk back to the car and stow my pooner bag away. I try not to forget to gargle mouthwash and put Polysporin on my glans.

Next thing I usually do is phone back the mamasan to give her brief feedback, with occasional suggestions for improvement (which, I've found, are rarely heeded).

Then I stop at a Dairy Queen, KFC or McDonald's and grab a bite. I'm always hungry after an encounter because I don't usually poon on a full stomach. I've found, my sexual response becomes more lethargic when I'm full. Wonder why that is.

While munching a chicken burger or whatever, I've lots of pleasant recollections buzzing through my mind. So I whip out my handy pooner diary and jot down fresh memories.

Often, but not always, I type up these these notes as soon as I find time, and post them as a PERB review. Everyone needs hobbies, and I find reviewing a pleasant incentive to relive an encounter in my mind.

And yes, I agree with brother BonerHardBiceps. Post-tryst I find my motivation for both self-pleasuring and sex with my SO goes up. It's as if my libido has switched into higher gear.
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BTW, haven't had the pleasure of your intimate acquaintance yet, Vanessa. Your prolific and interesting posts sure caught my attention—though for some of us, your DNR policy is a bit of a deterrent.

 

[VanessaofBC]

Typically, upon leaving, I say something like "Zhu ni haoyun, jiankang, chenggong" as I hug the girl goodbye. (Wish you best of luck, health and success.)

I walk back to the car and stow my pooner bag away. I try not to forget to gargle mouthwash and put Polysporin on my glans.

Next thing I usually do is phone back the mamasan to give her brief feedback, with occasional suggestions for improvement (which, I've found, are rarely heeded).

Then I stop at a Dairy Queen, KFC or McDonald's and grab a bite. I'm always hungry after an encounter because I don't usually poon on a full stomach. I've found, my sexual response becomes more lethargic when I'm full. Wonder why that is.

While munching a chicken burger or whatever, I've lots of pleasant recollections buzzing through my mind. So I whip out my handy pooner diary and jot down fresh memories.

Often, but not always, I type up these these notes as soon as I find time, and post them as a PERB review. Everyone needs hobbies, and I find reviewing a pleasant incentive to relive an encounter in my mind.

And yes, I agree with brother BonerHardBiceps. Post-tryst I find my motivation for both self-pleasuring and sex with my SO goes up. It's as if my libido has switched into higher gear.
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BTW, haven't had the pleasure of your intimate acquaintance yet, Vanessa. Your prolific and interesting posts sure caught my attention—though for some of us, your DNR policy is a bit of a deterrent.

I agree about reviewing as a hobby. I love urbanspoon for all my restaurant reviews!!!

 

[VanessaofBC]

Beauty deflection V. Love it!!!! :clap2:
Have a great weekend.

Thanks, you too.
Oh and I thought tant was trying to be romantic

So I whip out my handy pooner diary and jot down fresh memories

Awwww......

 

[Elmore]

Regardless of how the session went, I usually spend the next couple of hours in disbelief over how I just spent my money and thinking of all the things I could have done with that money instead.

 

[VanessaofBC]

Regardless of how the session went, I usually spend the next couple of hours in disbelief over how I just spent my money and thinking of all the things I could have done with that money instead.

I think that is referred to as buyers remorse. HA!!

 

[Poseidon]

Regardless of how the session went, I usually spend the next couple of hours in disbelief over how I just spent my money and thinking of all the things I could have done with that money instead.

Ditto, heck the new Iphones cost just as much as my 2 hour sessions. At least with a new iphone, you have the latest gadget with a nice screen and fancy buttons, instead of a fading memory of a one night stand.

 

[iluvclam]

So in your chat with the mamasan do you tell them that in "Typical rookie SP insecurity, just crying out for the right tutor." you will bring butt plugs to try to coerce a girl into a service she said she doesn't offer???
LET ME TELL YOU when we say "NO" to a service like greek it DOES NOT mean we need a gentle tutor like you. We say no because we DONT WANT TO DO IT. Do you want to know one of the big reasons? And the reason why I don't? FISSURES. Caused by jerks like you who think that you can "teach" us because you really just want to do it regardless of our comfort level.

Maybe show some real respect for these women you claim to respect and actually respect their boundaries by not thinking they need you (yes I know you think you're special, but I assure you everyone thinks that and you are precisely the opposite) to show them how it's done.

Have I told you lately that your view of women really grosses me out? WELL IT DOES. And I am not alone, trust me.

how did you gather this from what he wrote? granted i haven't had a chance to read his posts but i dont see forcing greek in his post at all. or anything forceful at all.

 

[Cami Parker]

I'm a yelper, personally! Lol

I agree about reviewing as a hobby. I love urbanspoon for all my restaurant reviews!!!