Guardians of the Apartment Complex

[Big Dick Bob]

If the entercom buzzer isn't working, that's a good indicator that the building's Strata Council knows there's a brothel in the building.

 

[localguy]

Or it just could be broken

 

[perbertman]

I just wear a Fantuan uniform every time I visit a provider.

 

[Harmony-bc]

If the entercom buzzer isn't working, that's a good indicator that the building's Strata Council knows there's a brothel in the building.

Mines been broken before. My building has a new intercom system now. But a few years ago, when you buzzed me, 50% of the time it went to my neighbor. The number pad had shifted off the numbers a little. That was so annoying and nerve wracking. She was cool about it tho. She would just let them in. But then the problem with that, is they’d knock when I didn’t even know they were in the building yet haha. Things sometimes just break.

I’ve also had to go down and let people in that for some reason couldn’t figure out how to use a buzzer properly lol. Which is really annoying. I have to change, and go downstairs and hope I don’t run into neighbors.

 

[Bunghole1]

I just pretend I am handycapped by walking with a limp. I even park in handycapped parking to double down even more. So far I have been treated very nice without being suspected of anything. This nice granny once invited me in for a slice of warm apple pie after my session. If someone does give me the side eye I will take it up a notch and show up next time in a wheelchair. My last option if need be is to pretend I am blind. You have to think outside the box in this hobbie or you are going to get caught.

My friend herbert got caught cause he was acting very suspicious by walking at a snails pace while looking in all directions. You want to move at a normal walking speed to blend in better.
Look straight and dont focus on any faces. If you feel like someone is watching you as you drive up park like a normal person and act accordingly. Circling around is a great way to heighten suspicion. If you circle around more then once you might as well leave and take a long enough break away from that area before you book again. I dont think I could show my face after a double circle because thats when you start living dangerously and it pushes the getting caught levels to maximum overdrive.

I hope this info helps.

 

[angry anderson]

I just pretend I am handycapped by walking with a limp. I even park in handycapped parking to double down even more. So far I have been treated very nice without being suspected of anything. This nice granny once invited me in for a slice of warm apple pie after my session. If someone does give me the side eye I will take it up a notch and show up next time in a wheelchair. My last option if need be is to pretend I am blind. You have to think outside the box in this hobbie or you are going to get caught.

My friend herbert got caught cause he was acting very suspicious by walking at a snails pace while looking in all directions. You want to move at a normal walking speed to blend in better.
Look straight and dont focus on any faces. If you feel like someone is watching you as you drive up park like a normal person and act accordingly. Circling around is a great way to heighten suspicion. If you circle around more then once you might as well leave and take a long enough break away from that area before you book again. I dont think I could show my face after a double circle because thats when you start living dangerously and it pushes the getting caught levels to maximum overdrive.

I hope this info helps.

Instructional video.

 

[undecided]

Take a grocery bag with something small in it. Looks like you are dropping something off for a friend and maybe less suspicious.

"I'm returning some stuff I borrowed. What? Well this duct tape, zip tie, and crowbar...I'm...in construction"

 

[80watts]

And then the sex toy comes out of the bag....

 

[Beasting]

The best option is #2 and double down.
Nobody has the right to know who you are there to visit (state only that you are there to visit a friend).
Without appropriate evidence it is unlikely the police will respond to this call, even if the police chief is on speed dial.
And if accusations are pointed your way? You answer back with three things : Deny, Deny, and Deny.

Would have thought that someone with Swag in their handle would know this!!

Sounds like the OP has as much swag as a wet paper bag. If he's this paranoid he's better off staying at home and only wear a helmet when going out. OP sounds young, for anyone that remembers the street scene, when a lady got into your ride it was obvious what was going on.

 

[On a tear]

If the entercom buzzer isn't working, that's a good indicator that the building's Strata Council knows there's a brothel in the building.

The ones that bug me are the ones that loudly speak out the numbers you punch in. Like I wonder how many times an adjacent unit hears the SP buzzer being entered.

 

[Newuser505]

Sometimes i wonder if the occupants of infamous condo towers notice the influx of strange men surrounding their building

 

[80watts]

What you dont get the text from the SP, for the punch/door buzzer key, and floor and room number. All it is, is a punch code, state your name, and the buzzer happens...You take the elevator to the door., knock lightly (cause they are already behind the door). If you are quiet, the condo is quiet...

Also some elevators have cameras too. Lobby, and outside exits from buildings. Newer building have closed circuit TV at all exits and public areas.
People in their apartments can see everybody entering and leaving....

 

[Big_Guy_Rye]

1. Leave the area for good as though you were just out for a walk , canceling your booking and creating a bad moment/day for both you and provider.
2. Double down on your booking anyway, approach the intercom and have this guy follow right behind probably with a list of questions, right up through the building and to the door you and many others are supposed to sneak into.

What is the worst case scenario in a situation like this? If he had a police chief buddy on speed dial responding to any and all personal requests at a moments notice, maybe the dog walker and police chief are there to greet you the moment you exit the suite?

First off, I hope people are following basic common sense rules when visiting a provider.... If you're approaching a Condo entrance and you have a "karen" being snoopy, the only thing you should double-down on is your own discretion.

Like for example, never park near the location of your meet. Don't park right at the front door, and start hitting the buzzers; especially in the case of seeing a nosy neighbour that is staring you down. Park your car a couple blocks down, away from any view of the apartment building. If you think you have to bail, turn around and walk away, look over your shoulder, if you're being stared down, or being filmed on a smartphone, or simply being followed, then keep walking until you're out of sight. Stay away from your car, until the sight-line is broken, then get in, drive away.

As for your options, going forward or backing out, either cases are good... work within your level of discretion and paranoia, or bravery and DGAF attitude...

As for the worst case scenario, probably depends on the provider you are visiting, and how you value the trade for yourself and the provider... what I mean is, physical providers are becoming a rare commodity these days. If you have a lead on a true professional provider, it's best to do whatever you can to follow through. In case you do find a day where you to slip into her building (no pun) without anyone noticing. If the Karen in question is that unbearable, text the provider to make other arrangments, or give her a chance to easy your worries, or provide an alternative route through the building? Like a side door that can only be opened on her side?.... At least TRY and fulfill your appointment, that way if you have to bail you can do so respectfully, leading to a reschedule....You 'could' just ghost her completely, but don't plan on ever seeing her ever at all; which kind of brings shame to the game, y'know. Gives her a reason to pack up shop and take her business to another city.

...or tell the Karen to shut the fuck up... or if you want to avoid a confrontation, just lie and say you're a college classmate dropping off her phone that she left in the study room, or your her cousin from the island....answer the Karen's question, say whatever to calmly get them out of your face.

And after the session, if you're worried about running into the Karen again, just leave through another exit, don't go out the way you came in.

 

[SoulfulJourney_Social]

First off, I hope people are following basic common sense rules when visiting a provider.... If you're approaching a Condo entrance and you have a "karen" being snoopy, the only thing you should double-down on is your own discretion.

Like for example, never park near the location of your meet. Don't park right at the front door, and start hitting the buzzers; especially in the case of seeing a nosy neighbour that is staring you down. Park your car a couple blocks down, away from any view of the apartment building. If you think you have to bail, turn around and walk away, look over your shoulder, if you're being stared down, or being filmed on a smartphone, or simply being followed, then keep walking until you're out of sight. Stay away from your car, until the sight-line is broken, then get in, drive away.

As for your options, going forward or backing out, either cases are good... work within your level of discretion and paranoia, or bravery and DGAF attitude...

As for the worst case scenario, probably depends on the provider you are visiting, and how you value the trade for yourself and the provider... what I mean is, physical providers are becoming a rare commodity these days. If you have a lead on a true professional provider, it's best to do whatever you can to follow through. In case you do find a day where you to slip into her building (no pun) without anyone noticing. If the Karen in question is that unbearable, text the provider to make other arrangments, or give her a chance to easy your worries, or provide an alternative route through the building? Like a side door that can only be opened on her side?.... At least TRY and fulfill your appointment, that way if you have to bail you can do so respectfully, leading to a reschedule....You 'could' just ghost her completely, but don't plan on ever seeing her ever at all; which kind of brings shame to the game, y'know. Gives her a reason to pack up shop and take her business to another city.

...or tell the Karen to shut the fuck up... or if you want to avoid a confrontation, just lie and say you're a college classmate dropping off her phone that she left in the study room, or your her cousin from the island....answer the Karen's question, say whatever to calmly get them out of your face.

And after the session, if you're worried about running into the Karen again, just leave through another exit, don't go out the way you came in.

I think this is right -- context matters.

note, i've been in several situations like this, both at private residences and hotels. the path you take all depends on the context and whether you're presence is raising too many suspicions. normally, i don't have any issues when visiting private residences in Edmonton. i'm not sure about BC and Vancouver, but i have never had someone eyeball me for waiting in front of a condo for my appointment. i think option #2 is usually the best approach, and i would only consider #1 if you are absolutely sure that things will go awry. you should trust your gut feeling about this basically.

also, i generally use ride share to see these providers. i don't prefer driving. this way, i can rule out the whole lurking around the condo in my car thing. being discreet and trying to blend in is the best path forward.

 

[Noob888]

First off, I hope people are following basic common sense rules when visiting a provider.... If you're approaching a Condo entrance and you have a “karen" being snoopy, the only thing you should double-down on is your own discretion.

Like for example, never park near the location of your meet. Don't park right at the front door, and start hitting the buzzers; especially in the case of seeing a nosy neighbour that is staring you down. Park your car a couple blocks down, away from any view of the apartment building. If you think you have to bail, turn around and walk away, look over your shoulder, if you're being stared down, or being filmed on a smartphone, or simply being followed, then keep walking until you're out of sight. Stay away from your car, until the sight-line is broken, then get in, drive away.

As for your options, going forward or backing out, either cases are good... work within your level of discretion and paranoia, or bravery and DGAF attitude...

As for the worst case scenario, probably depends on the provider you are visiting, and how you value the trade for yourself and the provider... what I mean is, physical providers are becoming a rare commodity these days. If you have a lead on a true professional provider, it's best to do whatever you can to follow through. In case you do find a day where you to slip into her building (no pun) without anyone noticing. If the Karen in question is that unbearable, text the provider to make other arrangments, or give her a chance to easy your worries, or provide an alternative route through the building? Like a side door that can only be opened on her side?.... At least TRY and fulfill your appointment, that way if you have to bail you can do so respectfully, leading to a reschedule....You 'could' just ghost her completely, but don't plan on ever seeing her ever at all; which kind of brings shame to the game, y'know. Gives her a reason to pack up shop and take her business to another city.

...or tell the Karen to shut the fuck up... or if you want to avoid a confrontation, just lie and say you're a college classmate dropping off her phone that she left in the study room, or your her cousin from the island....answer the Karen's question, say whatever to calmly get them out of your face.

And after the session, if you're worried about running into the Karen again, just leave through another exit, don't go out the way you came in.

First off, lol, let's be real about the language. In 2025, calling someone a “Karen” is as outdated and loaded as calling cops “pigs.” It's a pejorative label you use to instantly invalidate a resident's concern because you don't like it. That so-called 'Karen' is a resident, and you're in their home. All the strategies you listed are a masterclass in how to look as suspicious as possible.

People in a condo complex care about security, and when they see someone acting like they're trying to sneak in, they're not being “nosy,” they're being normal. It's not a crime or harassment for a resident to follow you in and knock on the door asking what's going on. However, for a 'guest' to act like they have free rein of someone else's domain is unhinged. Frankly, it seems you relish in outright aggression and get a high from the potential for a fight.

When push comes to shove, consider who the authorities are going to believe. The cops won't come because someone disturbed your “sexual adventure,” but they will probably come if a resident reports a non-resident being on the brink of violence or just being an entitled ass. Your aggressive approach puts the visitor, not the resident, at greater risk of real trouble.

 

[Big_Guy_Rye]

First off, lol, let's be real about the language. In 2025, calling someone a “Karen” is as outdated and loaded as calling cops “pigs.” It's a pejorative label you use to instantly invalidate a resident's concern because you don't like it. That so-called 'Karen' is a resident, and you're in their home. All the strategies you listed are a masterclass in how to look as suspicious as possible.

People in a condo complex care about security, and when they see someone acting like they're trying to sneak in, they're not being “nosy,” they're being normal. It's not a crime or harassment for a resident to follow you in and knock on the door asking what's going on. However, for a 'guest' to act like they have free rein of someone else's domain is unhinged. Frankly, it seems you relish in outright aggression and get a high from the potential for a fight.

....only if they don't mind their own business.... which is what this topic is about.

Not sure where you get off thinking I'm looking for a fight, because in this game it's all about discretion. Why would I purposely hound for a KAREN and tear a strip of their big nose, before going to a provider's establishment and do 'what is considered' an illegal act?... "Yes police officer, I went here to bang some chick for money, instead I went to punch an old lady in the face because she looked at me funny."..... come on, grow up...

I'll use the word Karen, now until forever, unless its socially acceptable to be using the word 'cunt'.... tyvm.

On the other hand, safety is a concern, but doesn't mean you're obligated to get up into everyone's business too. Where's is the privacy in your equation? As far as the KAREN should be concerned is if their neighbour inside the building shares the same amount of concern about safety. And we are talking about escorts who should naturally be that concerned too. So if said escort/neighbour buzzes the person in, then the KAREN should believe that such invitations are done upholding the same guidelines of safety and security as everyone else in the building would agree on. Therefore, full-circle, it's none of her business 'who and why' said person is in her building if she was allowed in the first place.

The 'sneaking' around part is merely an option, if said KAREN is that bad of a person.... there's nothing wrong with meeting at the side door so the provider and go down the stairwell and open it from her side to let the person in.

 

[masterpoonhunter]

My god the self righteousness of some folks.
Karen is the perfect descriptor for that poster chastising folks for using the term Karen.
I for one give Karens a couple of chances to back the fuck off and if not then I freely use Cunt usually a bit louder than my usual velvety soft tones. Reference is the movie Old Dads ...

 

[grusse]

to me a very good answer would be..."I'm an ESL teacher here for a 1 hour tutoring session"

 

[Newuser505]

to me a very good answer would be..."I'm an ESL teacher here for a 1 hour tutoring session"

Comon. I've seen you lot hanging outside the condos. Y'all aren't tutoring shit lol

 

[grusse]

Comon. I've seen you lot hanging outside the condos. Y'all aren't tutoring shit lol

never said it was true, and never had to use it, but for sure, the vast majority of SP's are not native English speakers(at least the ones we're talking about)