On second thought, you beat his ass with the switch. I'll warm up yours with my hand
Greetings from Mistress Freyja
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Ok,
you are a funny guy, trackstar! Some of your replies are quick-witted and hilarious. But you also lend yourself on the side of being outright rude, which is also shown by your bans in the past.
So, I'm just choosing to say hello.
you are a funny guy, trackstar! Some of your replies are quick-witted and hilarious. But you also lend yourself on the side of being outright rude, which is also shown by your bans in the past.
So, I'm just choosing to say hello.
Emphasis can mean everything.
Originally Posted by FuZzYknUckLeS
Fuck. I can't believe I just read this shit in it's entirety
Put the emphasis on the word just and it suddenly implies that "I cannot believe I Just read this.....", which was my point.
We have something in common, Mistress Freyja. We should speak.
Hey trackstar
You do make me crack up sometimes.
"Hi," said Mistress Freyja, to the multi-faceted motivational speaker.
You do make me crack up sometimes.
"Hi," said Mistress Freyja, to the multi-faceted motivational speaker.
You know I have NEVER had a spanking before. Maybe you just need to put me in my place
Offer accepted.
I would love to spank you.
I would almost 'tender' to say, you need a good one.
Dictionary.com
'tender': of a delicate or ticklish nature; requiring careful or tactful handling: a tender subject.
I would love to spank you.
I would almost 'tender' to say, you need a good one.
Dictionary.com
'tender': of a delicate or ticklish nature; requiring careful or tactful handling: a tender subject.
Spanx!
I'm game. As long as the stipulation isn't me getting spanx in return.
(covering all the bases...)
haha
I'm game. As long as the stipulation isn't me getting spanx in return.
(covering all the bases...)
haha
omg, you would be so pissed at me! I don't think I'd be able to stop laughing! See the other thread I started regarding role playing and you'll get what I mean
I'd be pissed...
I know, I know...you'd laugh. And for that matter, so would I.
(mental pic) I imagine you nekkid, with 'stuff' a-swingin', running away to fend off your spanking. Oh, and laughing.
I really don't see you as the ideal OTK spank-ee, unless you were completely restrained over my knee, ball gag, blindfold...you get the picture.
And I can just imagine laughing myself to tears. I'm hardly deluding myself. But amused with the thought!
Frankly, going into such a situation, I could hardly be pissed. Just getting a "Yes, Mistress" would be a feat in itself, let alone spanking you. So, no. Couldn't be pissed. Could piss myself laughing though.
I know, I know...you'd laugh. And for that matter, so would I.
(mental pic) I imagine you nekkid, with 'stuff' a-swingin', running away to fend off your spanking. Oh, and laughing.
I really don't see you as the ideal OTK spank-ee, unless you were completely restrained over my knee, ball gag, blindfold...you get the picture.
And I can just imagine laughing myself to tears. I'm hardly deluding myself. But amused with the thought!
Frankly, going into such a situation, I could hardly be pissed. Just getting a "Yes, Mistress" would be a feat in itself, let alone spanking you. So, no. Couldn't be pissed. Could piss myself laughing though.
Seeing a man that looks like me running from someone would definitely make you laugh your ass off! I can only predict our stomachs would be hurting more than my ass!
Playing Doctor?
You've never had a spanking?
My first one was cuz I was caught in an 'examination process' with the neighbour boy. I think I was 3-4?
Another one was cuz I took ice cream from the creepy neighbour guy.
I forget the rest, but my mom preferred to just break the wooden spoon on the counter and scare me.
I think I only had about 3 in my lifetime. I can definitely count on one hand though.
Anyway, that's a shame. I suggest that we meet in a public place, such as a grocery store. You will be the bratty kid, and I will spank you in public. Then we can sit back and watch the fall-out from parents against beating children in public.
You can run around nekkid and laughing too, if you like. It would only appeal to a greater audience.
You've never had a spanking?
My first one was cuz I was caught in an 'examination process' with the neighbour boy. I think I was 3-4?
Another one was cuz I took ice cream from the creepy neighbour guy.
I forget the rest, but my mom preferred to just break the wooden spoon on the counter and scare me.
I think I only had about 3 in my lifetime. I can definitely count on one hand though.
Anyway, that's a shame. I suggest that we meet in a public place, such as a grocery store. You will be the bratty kid, and I will spank you in public. Then we can sit back and watch the fall-out from parents against beating children in public.
You can run around nekkid and laughing too, if you like. It would only appeal to a greater audience.
