Great gifts for the ladies...

[BS Detector]

Tess

I love your attitude.

It is so sweet and unexpected to receive a gift from a client. I think any girl who says she doesn't like the occassional little bobble is kidding herself. I've also been known to give gifts to favorite or regular clients.

I have received perfume, flowers, chocolates, jewelry, lingerie, gift certificates ie. for a day at the spa, Victoria's Secret, CDs, wine, champagne (we enjoy these beverages together) and help with mechanical, electrical, construction, plumbing and computer problems which to me is a gift of time and expertise.

All in all, I don't believe anyone should expect gifts in life nor otherwise but it sure is thoughtful and appreciated on the rare occassion.

 

[BS Detector]

GC...I think you are getting "shit on"

as you put it because of the constant lying and BS that is ceaselessly being posted by you. Don't insult people's intelligence and they won't "shit" on" you. Please allow me to post an example.

You say that you wanted to know what popular gifts are from the guys. If this were true, your post would have been like this with some REASONABLE examples of gifts you have given:

How many of you guys bring SP's gifts?

Many girls list possible gifts that they like from jewelry, watches, lingerie ect... For some girls the best gift they get from their clients is when they remember to use a bar of irish Spring and water before they leave home.

Anyways what kind of gifts are you guys buying SP if any?

For the ladies, how often do you get gifts and what have some of them been?

No one would have dumped on you with that post. It honestly looks like the above was just an excuse to get into the rest of it and to give you the opportunity to brag about how filthy rich you are. As mentined before, go back and re-read your posts and honestly, you will see how much of an arrogant braggart you come across as.

If you don't want the negative feedback, you must be credible. I already said in another post that because of your previous posts which contradict themselves, you have zero credibility here now.

If you are as bright as you appear to think you are, you will take this message as being helpful and not as "shitting on" you.

 

[mexman]

I stick to............

I stick to the fact that his father should have made him a hand job, or at least named him that!!

 

[ace85]

BS Detector you are all over this guy

You are jumping on Ghetto for over doing the fantasy of buying girls gifts.

He is trying to buy something he can't buy. But some guys don't know the line between fantasy and reality when it comes to SPs.

Anybody buy or fantasizing about buying $1000 gifts for SPs is looking to seperate themselves from the pack, obviously trying to compensate for something.

I would think that there are lots of guys out there that want to beleive that they have a special singular relationship with an SP.

But in reality you don't really know.she could play that relationship angle with everyone. A guy doesnt really know. The girls are selling fantasy. And even the best are happy to find an ATM every once and a while. They will tolerate the "relationship" fantasy as long as there is benefit to them.

If the "feelings" come with $$$ attatched the pros will accept that. I am sorry, the main reason they are doing this is for the $$$$. Guys can't forget that.

I think that is what you are trying to tell Ghetto, right BS Detector.

 

[Kurrupt]

I would think that there are lots of guys out there that want to beleive that they have a special singular relationship with an SP.

Good point ace... I know personally in the past I have wanted to believe that I was a special client and what not, but after I came to the realization that well, there are about 50 or 60 other special clients, the whole fantasy came shattering down.

Now, I know I am there for 1 hour, I make the appropiate donation, then I am gone, back to reality. If for any reason an SP where to want a bit more, say lunch for example, I would go, have a blast, and in the end however I still know that she is going back to do her job, and its back to reality.

GC, think before you post... I know I am guilty of not thinking before I post too, but think and re-read your posts, if you think its gonna start a pile of shit, then dont post it, or revise it.

-K-

 

[mexman]

No real title, no real content

That is all iI have to say.

I work two jobs not because money is tight but because I am a workaholic. Money has nothing to do it. One job is day trading, the other job is financial consulting.

Sure, you sit on computers all day and come on perb at 11:00pm

Sorry for the accidental typo, I obviously need to proof read my post better, Ace it right it is Dom. I pressed n instead of m. Sue me.

Truth is you didn't know!

Yes this thread was designed to get people talking. I think that my spending some months has been very wasteful or else would have never said that there is probably better things I could spend that money on like helping someone who really needs it. An orphan.

I am choking up, or is that throwing up?

You guys think I am posting in pride but really I am reflecting, knowing I have been wasteful in my spending. Just because you have money does not mean anything. It is the measure of what you do with it. In-fact the next couple of months gift funds will be spent on Santa's Anonymous where that money can do some good.

Closer to throwing up!


There is only a select group of SP's I bought the most ridiculous gifts for. I buy all the girls gifts of some kind, but only with group of my five favorites did I get carried away with gifts big time.

Too bad none of these five ever come to your defense!


How many people somewhere else are starving to death while I am throwing thousands out the window on overly fancy gifts for SP's. This was about seeing what was more reasonable. I knew as soon as I put those numbers out there I was going to takig a thrashing from mex. ace, BS and a few others.

Actually, should read "a shitload of others".

And I hope you don't go away. Ever notice the cat always likes to play with the mouse long before it kills it. You leaving would be like the mouse getting killed and then who are we going to play with. I really do hope you keep posting the same "dumbest shit" as you always do. Keeps the rest of us entertained. It was a quiet week when you were gone.

Most morons would have left long ago, but your one that seems to love the beatings, so rock on there Hand Job. We will give you what you ask for.

 

[Tiffany]

I remember one time I got a dead flower because the guy left it in the car. That was special. Another time this guy bought me a chocolate bar and decided to short me $20 because he paid 99 cents for it. That was another special one.

Just recently a client brought me Timmy's and that was probably the best. I love my coffee.

If someone bought me something really expensive I probably couldn't accept it. I like to buy my own stuff and show where my tips actually go.

If anyone wanted to buy me something, I would have to say Timmy's, porn (anything with Jesse Jane), toys or massage oil. For me those would be the ultimate gifts.

Oh yeah, anyone who likes porn, who doesn't, Pirates is a must see!!!

Tiff

 

[rockyy]

Most morons would have left long ago, but your one that seems to love the beatings, so rock on there Hand Job. We will give you what you ask for.[/B]

Hey, why are you guys such a bunch of pricks?
I mean, I'm into the locker room talk too. Heckling, wisecracks, etc. But some of you are just plain hardasses, real pricky guys. There's no reason for that, really.
Get a life, all of ya!

 

[mexman]

So Rocky

Did you just happen along here and discover this thread? A little history homework should be in your making. Then come back and comment.

 

[rockyy]

Did you just happen along here and discover this thread? A little history homework should be in your making. Then come back and comment.

Sure.
Now here's something I want you to do.
Try being a nice guy for a change.
Bet ya can't do it.
Nyah nyah !

 

[mexman]

Really.....

See this is where the homework part comes in. If you did any reserch at all you would see the case is in fact that we have alot of fun and share what we do. The real problems with false reports, banned users returning, not just banned users more so banned idiots returning, is they continue to blow so much smoke up everyones ass that it gets to a point where the individual is exposed. We get a little fed up with some when the bullshit factor is off the freakin scale. Now that you know so much about how we or I treat others so badly you should come back with a posted list of who they are. I'll bet your list can't hit 4. They will all be false posters. Without exception.

 

[rockyy]

See this is where the homework part comes in. If you did any reserch at all you would see the case is in fact that we have alot of fun and share what we do. The real problems with false reports, banned users returning, not just banned users more so banned idiots returning, is they continue to blow so much smoke up everyones ass that it gets to a point where the individual is exposed. We get a little fed up with some when the bullshit factor is off the freakin scale. Now that you know so much about how we or I treat others so badly you should come back with a posted list of who they are. I'll bet your list can't hit 4. They will all be false posters. Without exception.

I see.
Well, you'll have to excuse me now Mexman.
I'm due back on planet earth.

 

[mexman]

Certainly

Your due to be somewhere alright, certainly not here.

 

[BS Detector]

I know personally in the past I have wanted to believe that I was a special client and what not, but after I came to the realization that well, there are about 50 or 60 other special clients, the whole fantasy came shattering down.-K-

Generally speaking I agree with you K but it is not unusual for you to have more common ground with some people than others. I know this is not news for you but it appears it is for some people when it applies to SPs. I have on more than one occasion gone for coffee or breakfast with a couple or so ladies. They will probably not post that because then everyone will expect that "as part of the service" like some of the things they do in the room. Those ladies that are the same with everyone are also the ladies that in some cases are accused of being "mechanical". I should also add (and not to brag but to prevent comments such as in the past) that in some of those cases, the lady has thought of me as a good listener and actually asked me to go for coffee. We became friends and I know of other ladies that got to know other guys as close friends as well. It happens! In GC's case, if he really did give the ladies the very expensive gifts he talks about, good for him and good for the lady. Honestly, I am happy for both of them. My problem was that I think his post was to simply brag about his wealth and the thread was simply an excuse to talk about his wealth.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

I remember one time I got a dead flower because the guy left it in the car. That was special. ...

Nice. The guy that gave that to you is a class act.

 

[Ghetto Child]

let's pick this post apart so we can settle this

How many of you guys bring SP's gifts?

Many girls list possible gifts that they like from jewelry, watches, lingerie ect... For some girls the best gift they get from their clients is when they remember to use a bar of irish Spring and water before they leave home.

Well the soap joke, I got this one from two SP's when I asked them about gifts. This part of the post could have done without it.

For me I like to bring a bottle of Dom, some bling with ice, rubies and topaz, and some whip cream for fun.

Oops should of double checked my post for a typo Ace: shit happens! pressed n instead of m. But now that is corrected.

I think I bought one girl at Penthouse last week a really nice and very expensive bracelet. That cost me more than the two hours I paid for. So that is definitely not an idea for the budget conscience pooners.

"That cost me more than the two hours I paid for...not ideal for most pooners" Yes so very arrogant is that not." Really what am am saying is why did I spend so much when generally it is not expected from average pooners."

I broke up with my girlfriend two months ago so there is nothing cutting in my budget for gifts right now. Some SP's are so hot you have to gift them something. My problem now is this has become something I need to do all the time. The session are just so much better after a gift.

It starts off with a honest statement and my attempt to try to reason with my current behavior. This is an excuse but it does show the mind set of the issue at hand.

I've gone from $1800 dollars a month at the SP's and indies to now somewhere in the $5000 to $ 7000 a month. I may need to chill out a bit, for a lot people that is a salary. There probably is some orphan starving out there that would not hurt from a share of that money either. Sadly its still cheaper than my last girlfriend emotionally not financially.

Okay here is the paragraph mostly at the heart of all the critics. All I really should have said was that I am spending thousands more than I should have on gifts with no numbers being put out there. Throwing the numbers out is bragging even-though the intentions were better than that originally.

Notice though, after that arrogant statement that I followed with the idea that there is much better uses for the money I spent that could have been used to help others and what I do now is just wasteful spending that does not do anyone any good.

I am hardly the most extravagant gift giver, I know that bank guy who was ripping off the Bank of Montreal was buying girls houses and cars. Another girl at an MP had a client give her a 2004 mustang.

This is the side of justification again. Both sides of an argument for aand aagianst the idea of lavish gifts needed to be argued. This just reasoning again by me."

Some guy bought a girl a diamond engagement ring. Or stole it from his ex-wife. Who can tell.

This I could of left out since it added nothing.

Anyways what kind of gifts are you guys buying SP if any?

For the ladies, how often do you get gifts and what have some of them been?

Here is me such being so arrogant again by asking other people to tell me what their ideas are. I think there is just people on PERB that are so busy with trying to tear down and pick apart what others say but now I have done it for you but with some fairness.

I pointed out my mistakes. I did not avoid that. I cold and honestly admit the bad choice in the post.

In order to provide ultimate credibility I would have to name drop SP's I gave gifts to and provide credit card receipts on-line(really smart). All of which would reveal who I am to MP's on PERB and put my credit information at risk.

There is at least dozens of post of guys on this site saying they spend $ 4000 or more a month pooning. They are not being trashed but then again I should have avoided posting any exact amounts knowing the atmosphere on the Edmonton side of PERB.

All in all it is a sincere post that could have been written better here and there. It ask the questions what is a more practical gift and should anyone be buying such lavish gifts? What do the girls think are great gifts they have got in the past? Are lavish gifts really all that necessary?

Instead of all this petty bull crap now that I have gone to a major effort to clarify my post let's get back to the idea which can provide some useful info for newbies on the site. This is a serious topic for most of us anyway.

 

[Steve Ray]

Ghetto

Somebody as successful and rich as you should never have the need to defend yourself. How about you do some reviews of the fifty one sessions you’ve had.

You take this board far too seriously for a mature rich man. You should be out spending your seven grand instead of caring what the other poor guys on perb thinks.

 

[BS Detector]

Instead of all this petty bull crap now that I have gone to a major effort to clarify my post let's get back to the idea which can provide some useful info for newbies on the site.

Yes Master. I agree. Please be kind enough to allow me to be the first to help spread the good word.

All right newbies...Ya heard it here first. Go out and spend twice the cost of a session on gifts for the SP and you too will have an earth moving experience in the studio. Never a bad session!!!

 

[BS Detector]

I love your signature EuroSabina

Love, Peace and HONESTY

Not sure if age is in question here but rather a case of insulting other's people's intelligence.

Personally, I am starting to think it is a cry for help and/or attention but what is unfortunate is that none will be found here. One having such needs would be best advised to talk to a real person in such instances and maybe get a 'real' hug as opposed to the 'virtual' hugs that they seek here.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

...Personally, I am starting to think it is a cry for help and/or attention but what is unfortunate is that none will be found here....

I disagree. Every time one of you respond, every time one of you attack the guy, it,s the attention he wants.
Imagine if he posted yet another totally fuckin imbecile thread, and NOBODY replied? Now that would fuck him up fer life.