Three men, an American, a Japanese and an Irishman sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a bleeping sound. The American pressed his forearm & the bleep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager", he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm!"
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he'd finished he explained "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand!"
The Irishman was feeling somewhat very low-tech but not to be outdone he decided to do something just as impressive. He steps out of the sauna and goes to the bathroom.
When he returns he has a piece of toilet paper hanging from his backside, to which the other two raise their eyebrows and stare at him.
Just as he goes to sit down he looks around and says "B'jaisus would you look at that; I'm receiving a fax!"
Too Funny !!!!
Suddenly there was a bleeping sound. The American pressed his forearm & the bleep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager", he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm!"
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he'd finished he explained "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand!"
The Irishman was feeling somewhat very low-tech but not to be outdone he decided to do something just as impressive. He steps out of the sauna and goes to the bathroom.
When he returns he has a piece of toilet paper hanging from his backside, to which the other two raise their eyebrows and stare at him.
Just as he goes to sit down he looks around and says "B'jaisus would you look at that; I'm receiving a fax!"
Too Funny !!!!
