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Annalise Lane

sport sex enthusiast
Feb 2, 2005
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www.annaliselane.com
sunnysideup said:
I dunno - mistakes can be made. I once tried to gargle with a liquid that I immediately discovered wasn’t mouthwash. I still don’t know what it was but it tasted awful. The SP had the courtesy not to laugh at me. As a matter of fact, I think I caused her concern about my well-being.
That must have been the facial toner you tried to gargle with !!
 
I've seen the shit women use in, and on themselves for beauty products. I wouldn't touch a damn thing in a woman's bathroom. Shit for wrinkles, shit with sprinkles, primer, base coat, clear coat, Bondo, shit for shaving, shit for bathing, perfume for the body, perfume for the coochie, shit that lasts 1 hour, shit that last 24 hours, razors for legs, creams do get rid of dimples, creams to get rid of pimples, waxes, gels, goo, and spray.

I'm sure that combined, some of these products could fuse together to make something similar to Napalm, or maybe ever tear gas.

Any dude that fucks with shit in a woman's bathroom has a death wish. Operation Desert Storm could have been avoided by sending 1000 women over with bathroom travel bags. Chemical warfare!
 

henryhill

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Jan 10, 2006
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Sexy BBW said:
Meh, it was taken from another site. Has some things I agree with, some not.

So then why bother posting it? Did you even read it before you decided to share it with the gang? Did you hit your head really hard recently?
 

Sexy BBW

Banned
Apr 21, 2006
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Surrey*Newton
www.sexyndnwoman.com
henryhill said:
So then why bother posting it? Did you even read it before you decided to share it with the gang? Did you hit your head really hard recently?
Why be so mean? Sheesh! Have a nice day hun:)
 

Skol

Experimental User
Mar 19, 2005
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I always thought it was pretty cool of SP's who had seperate bathroom stuff for their clients. Stuff like a fresh towel, new toothbrush, mouthwash with paper cups.

As far as the deal with the soap and shampoo I am always into trying out a new shampoo so if its there, I'm going to use it.

If you are into the many MLM body care businesses you could actually have add on sales by providing those products for use and possible sale. :D
 

Randy Whorewald

Orgasm donor
Sep 20, 2005
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www.randydyck.com
old pooner said:
Please shower and brush your teeth. If you've sucked 6 cocks, had 5 facials and licked 5 asses, we don't want to smell it.
If you have negotiated a price, plse don't ask for tips.
Let the client guide the sex (within your boudaries). He is the one paying for the session and it is HIS sexual desires that are to be satisfied.
If you are starting a stop watch the moment I walk in, don't ask me to sit and chat. I came for the sex.
Don't make comments such as "Will this take long?"
If you choose to use condoms at all times I will respect it, but not all SP's do (you even advertise BBBJ).
I won't arrive early if you will be ready when I arrive on time.
If you are getting constant poor reviews, ask yoursef why.
I don't expect an up to the minute photo, but one taken this decade would be nice.
Well said OP. I think there is room for improvement on both sides of the ledger.
 

Gentleman First

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May 30, 2005
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Quoted from Ingrid's post

"oh and on the subject of the post....
please DO NOT do any of the following:
a) say "ohhhhh I'm already getting a hardon" after meet 'n greet"


Did i miss something here?
Is he not supposed to get a hard on from you?
Or should he just not mention it and whip it an just show you?

Or are you in the wrong business?
:rolleyes:
 

curvy_nympho

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Apr 27, 2004
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Scotty 2

I could forgive someone using my facial scrub/mask by mistake, but in this case, it wasn't a mistake. The client in question came out of my bathroom with a silly grin on his face and said, "I used your face scrub all over my whole body."

It also doesn't look anything remotely like shower gel or liquid bath soap.

I never said anything to him and never would. Now, I just say, "There is Ivory Soap on the shelf". Then there is no confusion.

The suggestion someone made about travel size products or disposable ones is great, but given that I am a very very very part-time SP, I guess I will take my chances and hide the good stuff! :)

I think it all boils down to good manners and respect - from both the SP and the client!

Bella
 
curvy_nympho said:
I could forgive someone using my facial scrub/mask by mistake, but in this case, it wasn't a mistake. The client in question came out of my bathroom with a silly grin on his face and said, "I used your face scrub all over my whole body."

It also doesn't look anything remotely like shower gel or liquid bath soap.

I never said anything to him and never would. Now, I just say, "There is Ivory Soap on the shelf". Then there is no confusion.

The suggestion someone made about travel size products or disposable ones is great, but given that I am a very very very part-time SP, I guess I will take my chances and hide the good stuff! :)

I think it all boils down to good manners and respect - from both the SP and the client!

Bella
Hey...... Why did you title that Scotty 2?????? I only use facial scrub on my ass, not my whole body. I'm insulted, degraded, and upset that you made an example of me.......

So....... Wanna hook up?
 

curvy_nympho

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Apr 27, 2004
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Scotty 2 again

I was responding to your post. :)

It's all good. Some face scrub gone is not the end of the world, just annoying. Now, someone throwing a used condom on my floor, that's another story!

Bella
 

Gentleman First

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May 30, 2005
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ScottyTwoHotty said:
Hey...... Why did you title that Scotty 2?????? I only use facial scrub on my ass, not my whole body. I'm insulted, degraded, and upset that you made an example of me.......and my girlie hair......I book 90 minute apts so i can hump the SP for 5, and have the remaining 85 in her bathroom to get my hai all slicked up again

So....... Wanna hook up........I am easy to get off......read above?

I helped correct your post Scotty ;) :D
 
Gentleman First said:
I helped correct your post Scotty ;) :D
LMFAO. I'm sooooooo gettin' you back!
 

westie

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Jan 25, 2005
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Ava is not good enough????

Having experienced VV once and Ava a few times, I can only say..WOW. I guess it's personal tastes. Well I would take Ava or VV over Annalise anyday. I suppose I am biased as Ava is my regular. No shills intended. My two cents.
 
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