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: Gong Xi Fa Chi

Flanders

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Translation? "Congraulations on your wealth", a traditional greeting for Chinese New Years (or so I'm told. I'm 3rd generation Swede... What the hell am I doing attempting Mandarin...)

Ahh sweet Linly. What a fantastic way to celebrate the coming of The Year of The Dragon. She is tall, slender, firm, muscular, and has the most perfect natural tits. Just awesome! Cute as a button (especially when humoring me with her secretary glasses and letting her hair down BOING!), speaks great Engrish, smart, funny, sexy sexy sexy. This is poon the way I like it!

Her kity is bald bald bald, perfect shape, sweet and succulent. Her waist ass and legs are as per the photos on Sugar's web site. That is to say incredible. Her tits are unreal. I loved every moment of time with her, from her feigning shyness and asking sweetly "can I kiss?" While holding my erect cock in the shower to her daintily buttoning my shirt at the end, and everything in between.

Really amazing gal. Amazing VFM. $210/hr. I will repeat...
 

storm rider

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Never heard that term stupid Flanders....the traditional Chinese New Years Greeting is Gung Hay Fat Choy.....I did text it to Sugar today and wished her prosperity and happiness for the year of the Dragon..( and this year is the year of the water dragon)I have grown great appreciation for Chinese culture since I started visiting Sugarland so many years ago and I will do my best to see Linly....hopefully next weekend after my poker game...having others pay for wicked Asian poon is total prosperity ;)

Good review stupid Flanders.

SR
 

Flanders

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I could just add "... Stupid Flanders... Good review... I poon way less than I used to... I will have to get back to Sugarland soon..." to the end of my reviews, and save you some typing, buddy. Har har har... Seriously, that's about 4 reviews I have written where you post basiacally the same thing. I wanna read some of YOUR review buddy! Nothing since Sophia at Christmas...
 

storm rider

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I could just add "... Stupid Flanders... Good review... I poon way less than I used to... I will have to get back to Sugarland soon..." to the end of my reviews, and save you some typing, buddy. Har har har... Seriously, that's about 4 reviews I have written where you post basiacally the same thing. I wanna read some of YOUR review buddy! Nothing since Sophia at Christmas...
Oh I am so sorry Stupid Flanders for adopting to a different focus in my life....that being hitting my mortgage with $20,000 to end the year instead of spending it on pooning at Sugarland behind my spouse's back.....DOH....I dont have a spouse to hide the spending of money from (I wont go into to details of how you got the cash)...as I have said I have cut back in a HUGE way...getting banned from CAF was good for me financially in the grand scheme of things.....I dont visit Sugarland often these days...in fact I visit very rarely...but if you see a gal and she is a bit loose(as in properly fucked before you got there) then you will KNOW that I was the guy before you.

SR
 

Flanders

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Oh I am so sorry Stupid Flanders for adopting to a different focus in my life....that being hitting my mortgage with $20,000 to end the year instead of spending it on pooning at Sugarland behind my spouse's back.....DOH....I dont have a spouse to hide the spending of money from (I wont go into to details of how you got the cash)...as I have said I have cut back in a HUGE way...getting banned from CAF was good for me financially in the grand scheme of things.....I dont visit Sugarland often these days...in fact I visit very rarely...but if you see a gal and she is a bit loose(as in properly fucked before you got there) then you will KNOW that I was the guy before you.

SR
Congratulations on your financial success. And your newfound priorities. And your clean moral slate. And being blessed with a massive cock. And your incredible sexual prowess. Title of this thread is appropriate. "Congratulations on your Prosperity!"

All I was gettin' at is a guy kinda gets tired of being refered to as "stupid...." over and over, evertime you comment on a review of mine. It was funny the first 3 times. Now? Kinda gettin old. But if it has never happened to you, then you probably don't know what it feels like to be targeted in a public forum. My feelings are a little hurt, buddy, so I send a little shot back your way.

If you re-read my previous post, you will see that I am not judging you for your lowered frequency. I am saying to save your comments on my posts until you have something to add. Insulting me has gotten a little annoying. But hell, I know you don't give a shit about what others think, and you sure as hell aren't going to adjust your world because someone doesn't like what you are doing. Why the fuck would you ever care what someone else thinks? This is clearly Stupid Flanders' issue. Especially when you command such a solid, moral 1-up position, eh?

Happy Pooning, buddy
 

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Never heard that term stupid Flanders....the traditional Chinese New Years Greeting is Gung Hay Fat Choy.....I did text it to Sugar today and wished her prosperity and happiness for the year of the Dragon..( and this year is the year of the water dragon)I have grown great appreciation for Chinese culture since I started visiting Sugarland so many years ago and I will do my best to see Linly....hopefully next weekend after my poker game...having others pay for wicked Asian poon is total prosperity ;)

Good review stupid Flanders.

SR
Flanders did specify that his Lunar New Year greeting, Gong Xi Fa Cai was Mandarin. Gung Hay Fat Choy is Cantonese. There are many more mandarin speakers world wide, however, the Cantonese greeting seems to be much more recognized among non-Chinese in this part of the world. Perhaps Flanders is not as stupid as you think.
 

Flanders

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Flanders did specify that his Lunar New Year greeting, Gong Xi Fa Cai was Mandarin. Gung Hay Fat Choy is Cantonese. There are many more mandarin speakers world wide, however, the Cantonese greeting seems to be much more recognized among non-Chinese in this part of the world. Perhaps Flanders is not as stupid as you think.
Thanks for the props man. Linly is from Bejing, and thus, Mandarin is indeed her native tongue. She taught me the saying, spelling, and meaning of the phrase. Of course, some minor variations exist...
 

storm rider

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Congratulations on your financial success. And your newfound priorities. And your clean moral slate. And being blessed with a massive cock. And your incredible sexual prowess. Title of this thread is appropriate. "Congratulations on your Prosperity!"

All I was gettin' at is a guy kinda gets tired of being refered to as "stupid...." over and over, evertime you comment on a review of mine. It was funny the first 3 times. Now? Kinda gettin old. But if it has never happened to you, then you probably don't know what it feels like to be targeted in a public forum. My feelings are a little hurt, buddy, so I send a little shot back your way.

If you re-read my previous post, you will see that I am not judging you for your lowered frequency. I am saying to save your comments on my posts until you have something to add. Insulting me has gotten a little annoying. But hell, I know you don't give a shit about what others think, and you sure as hell aren't going to adjust your world because someone doesn't like what you are doing. Why the fuck would you ever care what someone else thinks? This is clearly Stupid Flanders' issue. Especially when you command such a solid, moral 1-up position, eh?

Happy Pooning, buddy
OK dude...you chose the nick name.....I reply stupid Flanders as HOMER would say it......flew right over your head I guess....the phrase "stupid Flanders" has only been said about a BILLION times since the Simpsons has been running....I did get the joke of the nick name BTW which of course gave you away.....I have never claimed to have a moral high ground...I am involved in this as much as you but not as frequent these days....my focus has shifted a great deal in the last 2 years and especially so in the last 14 months.....seriously though I figured since you chose the nick name you WOULD have caught the Homer like response....the fact that you did not surprises me a great deal as I know you quite well from being on CAF/PERB and meeting you personally as well being the co-chefs of the Sugarland supper club for the brief time we did that.

If after reading my response to your rant your feelings are still hurt then I offer my most profound apology as I do consider you a friend and one of the few people on CAF that I have welcomed into my home as a guest.

SR
 

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OK dude...you chose the nick name.....I reply stupid Flanders as HOMER would say it......flew right over your head I guess....the phrase "stupid Flanders" has only been said about a BILLION times since the Simpsons has been running....
Dude, what's a "Simpsons"? Is that the antagonist from The Iliad?
 
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