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Golf game rules.....SP style !

Quarter Mile'r

Injected and Blown
May 17, 2005
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1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.
(Normally one club and two balls.)

2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep
balls out of the hole.

4. For most effective play the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners
are permitted to check for shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the lenght of the club to
avoid damage to the hole.

6. The object of the game is to make as many strokes as necessary until
the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so
may result in being denied permission to play the course again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon
arrival at the course. The experience player will take time to admire the
entire course, with special attention to well formed bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or
are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset
course owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this
reason.

9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along, just in case.

10. Players shoud assure themselves that their match has been properly
scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first
time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover
someone else playing what they consider to be a private course.

11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times.
Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be
temporarily under repair. Players are to be advised to be extremely
careful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means
of play when this is the case.

12. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before
attempting to play the back nine.

13. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared
to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's
request.

14. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to playthe same hole several times in one match.

15. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player.

16. Payment for membership is dependant upon the given course.
Additional assessment may be levied by the course owner and the rules
are subject to change. For this reason, many players prefer to
continue to play several different courses.

Enjoy your game gentleman. :D


.............QM'r
 
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