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Going to Frankfurt in late October advice?

myrmidon

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Regarding Frankfurt it's always been Palace that has been the recommended place from my recollection of when I was looking into it.
Many of the locals on their boards look somewhat down on Palace because it is frequented by 'Timmy Tourist'. This is logical because it is easily reached within Frankfurt and there are so many Messes. That being said, this means there are more ladies and more beautiful ladies. You must watch out for the 'sharks'; but for the savy traveller, that is just part of the fun. This explains a bit why Oase is also quite popular. It takes only slightly more effort to get to and has as many beautiful ladies, IMHO, as Palace. Not to mention the benefit of its outdoor facilities, weather permitting. In fact, I found the ladies more aggressive at Oase than Palace, but it was easier to spot the 'sharks' at Palace.

All the best, you'll never see the scene in Canada in the same light once you've done this.
No truer words were ever spoken.
 

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OK. So I'm back. I only managed to go to Palace and Oase. I didn't make it to World and although I visited other cities, I couldn't get to any of the clubs there.

So I'll type out my thoughts about Palace first and then move on to Oase in a later post.

Palace is located in the western part of Frankfurt. It's a short walk from one of the train stops so it's easy to get to. The most difficult part is trying to figure out how to use the train ticket terminals.

So the setting is like this. There is a bar/lounge area, a pool, steam room, a porn theatre and sauna. Of course, there were naked women walking around. All over the place.

I sat in the lounge chairs by the pool and watched things for a bit and my eyes kept drifting towards a nice blonde who was also sitting close by the pool. Her name was Simona from the Czech Republic. She was 25 had looked a bit like the wife from According to Jim. We spoke a bit and next thing I knew we were in one of the rooms together. Services offered were DFK, BBBJ (I opted for covered), CIM (for extra), COF (for extra). I decided not to take the extras. She was very sweet and tried her best to make sure I had a good time -- which I did. All for 50 Euros for 30 minutes.

After the session I returned to the lounge chairs and took a nap. I was still jet lagged. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was woken up by some naked girl lying on top of me. She was nice Romanian girl but I needed a bit more sleep so I firmly said no.

I was next woken up by Angelina who was reaching up underneath my robe. She was 22, very cute, blonde, petite and from Prague. I was feeling better so I took her up on her suggestion of getting a room. Same services offered as Simona but Angelina was more rushed. But for 50 Euros, it was still well worth it.

Lounged a bit afterwards sipping on the free softdrinks offered and waited for the free dinner buffet. The food was very good. Actually, it was some of the best food I had in Germany.

After dinner I struck up a conversation with other customers. Apparently it wasn't a great night. There were almost as many men as women in the club. Usually, there are more women. I was approached by several more women but I turned them down until Yanita came by. She was a young Bulgarian blonde. Again, similar service but more rushed.

I lounged a bit and then had another session with Simona before leaving.

I spent about five hours there. I had a good impression of the place even though those in the know said it wasn't a great night. It was a bit like sitting at No 5 Orange and having the girls approach you for dances except it was for another kind of dancing.

Standard services for 50 Euros were BBBJ (though I always went covered), DFK and covered FS. If I decifer the hilarious pictures on the posters behind the door correctly, the following extras can be had:

COF (50 Euros extra)
CIM (50 Euros extra)
Greek (100 Euros extra)
 

myrmidon

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You Are Correct...

in your interpretation of the pic's behind the door. They were supposed to clear up any misunderstandings when it came to what an "extra" was, but most don't even notice them. Thanks for your report...you were a busy boy during your stay. Looking forward to your next report.

BTW, a way to simplify the train ticket machines: If you are traveling within Frankfurt, i.e. to Palace, many hotels can sell you a two day pass which is cheaper than the machine rate. If you are going to Oase, which is near Friedricksdorf, then you must know the code for it, (available on the chart above the machine) and then follow the prompts, (You may have to type in 1 for via Bad Homburg if it is a 1 way ticket).

Thanks again for the report. ;)
 

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FKKOase- Friday October 9

Oase- Friday October 9

I arrived in Frankfurt with 2 Amigos from the USA. It was to be a sunny day, and the target was Oase. We stayed at this Best Western in Frankfurt :

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Re..._Hotel_Friedberger_Warte-Frankfurt_Hesse.html

The Hotel worked out to 32 E per day with breakfast included.

The Euro was real high vs the dollar, but who cares ? . We proceeded to Oase and arrived around 2PM. I opted for a robe, in which I could put my gum and Blackberry in the pocket. I immediately went outside and sat naked in one of the loungers outside, The weather wasn’t that bad ( sunny, and mid 60’s ). I proceeded to work on a bit of a tan. A slow steady stream of girls came outside to try to drum up some business… It was horribly slow, and the only girls that came outside were the desperate ones. . I was looking for certain girls, and I was determined to do only new ones this trip. The first one took at least 3 hours for me to pick, as I was waiting for some new blood. As the time passed, I realized that I better get the first one over with. I picked a girl that I had sessioned with before in May.

Timea- Hungary

We went to the back rooms by the girls shower, and started the session. We re acquainted ourselves, and enjoyed a real proper GFE session . After a while, sensing that I was going to shoot in doggy, I asked her if I could shoot on her tits…She commented on the volume, and I told her that I had been waiting a while for her… I walked her over to the lockers for her payment, and a little present.. As I didn’t see Michelle there, Timea was just what I needed to start the day off proper.

The next girl that I settled on later was another girl that I had done last trip ( so much for the plans of new girls )…

Hanna- Czech

I took her to the rooms in the back…GREAT session, horizontal exercises, tongues everywhere , again with me coming on her tits to finish, after barely pulling out of her mouth. She knew that I ‘m not a CIM guy, so we set up the scenario that way, complete with verbal prodding from her… Fantastic !!! She commented that the last time that she saw me, I couldn’t come with her twice, even telling me which rooms we were in…Amazing how she remembered. She told me that it was her birthday on October 11, so she wouldn’t be there Sunday if we returned….

As I must have been glowing, I was in the upstairs shower, and thought I saw an angel in a dream. I rubbed my eyes, and the angel was still there in the shower with me. I said “ Shayenne ?? “ She started to laugh . It was Shayenne from Golden Time..how could this be ??
Her hair was a little darker now, but the body ( tits and ass ) were smoking, as I ran my wet hand over her..She giggled. She was wearing a little garter belt thingy with no panties…luscious.

I dried off, and walked hand in hand with her back to the pole dancing area. I introduced her to my 2 friends, as she had mentioned that it was her second day at Oase. I wanted to make sure that both guys and girls saw that she had friends in the club ( and also to continue to ogle her body ) I asked her for a session later @ 10 PM . One thing I knew in the back of my mind- she doesn’t kiss…

As that time started to approach, I spotted Johanna arriving in the club in her work clothes. Now I had a problem… as Shayenne had told me that she would be Sunday @ Oase, I caved in and did the 10 Pm with Johanna,

Johanna-Germany

Same big tits, but spiky platinum blonde this time, rather than black hair, as I saw her in May. Good session, but the edge was taken off by waiting forever for a room. I guess that you can say the session was club standard. Plus, I kept thinking of Shayenne.

Since I had a robe, I was able to take notes on the Blackberry.

Girls I saw :

Lucia- Italy ( Yeah, right ) Thanks LBC for the mobile intelligence that she was a ripoff

Ella –Romania Nice girl

Mara- Romania- persistent, but fun

Luisa from Spain- Asian looking stopped me to say, “ I see you here before . Maybe you and me later ?

Domenica- real cute Polish Blonde

Julia from Poland- real tall, if only she had bigger tits

Aida ( Romania )- less tummy fat that I saw her last time, Still big tits though

Linda/ Karloina/ Adriana- another one I wish I had more bullets for. Soft, sweet girl. Still great tits. A little lighter blonde now.

Claudia from Brazil- this one I never saw, and was wondering If anyone had done before ?

Since we had 2 more days to go, we left around midnight as the “ tourist bus “ seems to have left off a bunch of guys at the gate.


Next stop- World


Best Regards


Smuler
 

myrmidon

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Great Report Smuler

My tongue is dragging again...a great report Smuler.

What a way to start, if you can not find Michelle,:)rolleyes:I saw her 3x, each for 1 hr when I was there in April) then Timea is certainly a fine choice! I enjoyed her last year and recall that she was highly recommended. You mentioned Julia from Poland, I think John Moore saw her earlier in the month and said that she had great oral skills. And I can only agree with you and BC with regards to Lucia, although I learned my lesson the hard way, I saw her.

I'm hoping to return next spring. Your report only serves to reinforce my intentions. Thanks, and glad you enjoyed yourself so much. Myr. ;)
 

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FKK World- Saturday October 10

World- Saturday October 10

30 minutes or so from or hotel in Frankfurt

65 E Entrance

Unlike Friday @ Oase, Saturday was a bit misty, and definitely cooler…

Arrived, and started a tour around the facilities with my traveling partners.Real nice grounds outside, but since it was fall outside, nobody was outside.. I was disappointed that there were no robes, as I like the idea of having pockets. Plus I had no place for my blackberry, and I’m sometimes bad a t names..

So , forgive this one report, as I cannot tell you names of others I saw..

As I was taking the tour, I met another American who had just arrived. After greeting him, we continued to walk around. This really was a nice place, with 2 floors. Walking out of the indoor pool area towards the kino/relax area , it somehow reminded me of the first place I went to a couple years ago- Planet Happy Garden….I started to familiarize myself with which rooms were nice, and also scoping out places to go to hide.

I was looking for a group of ladies based on some homework..
Simona, Kristina, Arianna, Rebecca, and Iliana/ Elena ?

I met Arianna, and she was smoking hot . She told me that she had a 4 hour, then a 3 hour… I actually noted the time, and true to form , she appeared almost to the minute as the night progressed….

I found out that Kristina had left to go home, and the others were nowhere in sight. The problem was that the girls that were hanging around were certainly not the A team. This was quite bad actually.. I know YMMV in these places, depending on the aligning of the planets, etc But I saw some rather heavy , plain looking girls,

My friends pointed out to me a tall “ DD “ babe with long black hair and quite a tan enter the main bar area. I saw her sit with a guy in jeans and a jacket, They spoke for quite a while, and then she disappeared.

So, as time passed on and I did a bunch of laps , noting the dreaded “ stairs of dread “- the area where pesky girls harassed you if you didn’t go through there quick…I felt sometimes in “ qualifying mode “ as I circled the club.

I then decided on the big titted one, as she rentered the main bar area later.

Eva- Serbia

She took me into the “ Waldorf Astoria “ room. Wow, this was quite a nice room, with a porno screen right above the bed. Funny name, coming from NY myself….

I started the session and immediately realized that I had made a rookie mistake- she didn’t want to kiss…UGG !!! I was quite taken aback, as this is really what I liked…I tried to make the best of it, but I wasn’t into it…not a ripoff, but certainly far from my best effort

Returning after my shower, I relayed my saga to my friends, We had also met a German local.

A little later, Eva walked by in her streetclothes, and left the club. My friends laughed, and told me “ you were such a bad fuck, she retired !! “ The local then told us that he overheard her speaking in German. She said to the manager, “ I told you I didn’t feel good, and now I’m going home “ Restored a bit of my confidence…LOL

I continued to search for my next target, but I didn’t see any of the girls that I was looking for. Lots of pushy girls, and sadly, most girls that night were not my type. I met Karolina of the Ukraine through a recommendation of a friend..She was real nice, but not for me…She kept telling me that I should meet her friend- as she was so beautiful. I couldn’t understand the name of the girl she was trying to tell me about….. I found out as I was leaving, that it was Iliana !!!

Now, I was getting a bit grumpy. All the guys were downstairs, watching the Germany vs Russia soccer game. The girls were upstairs, in a bitchy mood, and now these fucking flies keep landing on my feet..I had to keep swatting them away…WTF ?

I ran into Rebecca ( she was on my list ) I took her to one of those corner cubicles with the beads hanging down off the main bar area
I conducted a proper interview with her, and confirmed that she would be full GFE..She passed with flying colors.

One minor obstacle- all the good rooms were now taken

She took me downstairs to one of the rooms to the right, before you hit the indoor pool area. We had a real nice session, but people kept standing in the halls, they were looking for rooms, opening up the door…you get the picture….

Being close to the pool I think contributed to the sweaty finish.

I realy liked Rebecca, and she certainly earned my reputation. She earned her money, always with a smile…


My views on World- this was a real nice club on a real bad day…..

Knowing that tomorrow was my last day, I was quite content to call it a night..

Where to tomorrow ???


Best Regards


Smuler
 

myrmidon

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Another Great Report

Smuler: Thanks again for sharing your experience. It only goes to prove what you said:
World- this was a real nice club on a real bad day…..
Even in paradise there can be bad days.

And even the ladies can have an off time of it:
Eva ... said to the manager, “ I told you I didn’t feel good, and now I’m going home “
To bad she faced up to this decision after she saw you.

This business is always YMMV, for so many reasons.

And yet...a bad day in paradise is still better than most days in the real world:
I ran into Rebecca ... conducted a proper interview with her, and confirmed that she would be full GFE..She passed with flying colors.
Thanks again for a little insight into a world (FKK-ism)(no pun intended) that too few of us will ever see. You are among the privileged to be in a position to realistically evaluate the club and your experience there. Thanks for sharing. Myr. ;)
 
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