Goin' Greek - the backstage prep work

[colklink]

Ok, so I used to wonder how in porn and stuff, the women performers who do greek seem to be pretty darn clean and flexible down there. It's like they've got the flexibility of a rubber-band and the cleanliness of a freshly washed baby's skin.

Clearly things don't happen like that for normal people when they go greek in bed. I found out that the performers "purge" themselves hours before with multiple enemas and douches, and don't eat anything that could cause any unwanted "side effects".

But I was wondering, for the SPs who offer it, do they usually do all that stuff? Do they have to train the way porn stars do to make themselves so flexible and accommodating? How on earth does that work? For that matter, how to most people do it? I hear there can be a lot of prep for non-professionals as well - if they want to make it good and stuff.

 

[Very Veronica]

very veronica once posted about why she needs a day's notice for greek

Orly? Lol. Takes 5 or 10 minutes to rinse myself out a few times, bit longer if customer requests my special ass milkshake. Best is a few hours notice to plan the pre-workout meal..eat light, avoid legumes..and get all that other girlie/life stuff done.

 

[twoblues]

One of my exes loved greek. Never had any 'issues' ever over hundreds of sessions that involved toys, etc...I know for sure she never used enemas, but she may have eaten lightly.

She was the perfect girlfriend, I'll tell you that

 

[sonoman]

One of my exes loved greek. Never had any 'issues' ever over hundreds of sessions that involved toys, etc...I know for sure she never used enemas, but she may have eaten lightly.

She was the perfect girlfriend, I'll tell you that

I've posted almost exactly the same before!

 

[johnperb]

Being regular FTW
I knew I ate alpen for a reason

Alpen is the worst tasting cereal I have ever had.

 

[PhoneGirl]

All I know is the escorts tell me that they take a really big dump beforehand and use laxatives regularly.
And they say that they always take a massive dump after.
That's all.

 

[sonoman]

I knew I ate alpen for a reason

What exactly are you saying Alix....? (wink)

 

[simon]

All I know is the escorts tell me that they take a really big dump beforehand and use laxatives regularly.
And they say that they always take a massive dump after.
That's all.

Great. You've gone and given me a boner.

Simon

 

[PhoneGirl]

Great. You've gone and given me a boner.

Simon

Glad I could help.

PhoneGirl

 

[colklink]

Errr... so if you do it, does stuff get on your willy that shouldn't be there?

 

[sonoman]

Errr... so if you do it, does stuff get on your willy that shouldn't be there?

No, in general, it doesn't.

 

[snif]

I have had "shit on the stick" a few times and it has now turned me totally off greek.
i love pusssssy

 

[island-guy]

In closing as enjoyable and fun greek is please play with caution.

If in doubt, go watch "1 man 1 jar"

 

[Mr.Boggo]

if customer requests my special ass milkshake

Is this something that is basically what it sounds like or am I missing a new fad?

BTW, I've had greek where when I pulled out, the wrapper turned brown and reeked...kind of takes a little of the eroticism away.

 

[island-guy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIyeNRbbKBw

 

[mimi]

I had a client who enjoyed strap on and such. He was always spotless when I arrived and only after time did the lube change colour and then only lightly...

But, he understood the art of anal. So many clients ask for anal play and don't clean themselves and don't understand what it takes, time wise for me to do it.

After cleaning out there can still be a flush of material while the system is reacting to the enema

I don't offer it any more

 

[Jessikaxxx]

Well well well...isnt there anything we can leave to be mysterious...
lol.
Id like to add that maintaining some discipline in regards to eating is important for ass play without the hershey bar effect.
I eat certain foods, combined strategically, at different times thru the day to be sure that my system will be more predictable.

Never underestimate the power of the enema!!
I like em.
Sometimes i even add a cup of champagne to the water...bubbly! (be cautious...gets you very tipsy very fast)

I once had a couple I spent time with, and they were into greek and lots of kinky fun...
The lady camne over to my place alone one day, with a big bag from the drugstore...
She brought me a few different kinds of enima kits, lube, special shower arttachments, and she demonstrated and administered the devices and equiptment for me... and to me!!!!
DAMN! She was so fucken hot! Too bad they moved back to asia.....
That was an awesome nostalgic walk down the pervert`s memory lane...

Most importantly, be educated, know your limits and your partners limits, prepare ahead of time so youll be confident, and have fun.
xoxox,
jxxx

 

[normisanas]

The rectum is not "straight" but curves towards the belly button, and has folds in it and so fecal matter could still reside in the folds. The penis could push pass through it, pushing the fecal matter aside. On the other hand, more solid fecal matter can break down when rubbed by a penis, resulting in a brown liquid that would stream out of the anus. The rectum is not very elastic, and if the penis is long enough it could pierce through the second sphincter. In that case, no enema will prevent fecal matter from dropping in from the small intestine.

The apparatus of the bowels is extremely delicate. Bleeding is easy to achieve as the bowels were not meant to have an object be thrusting in it, so perforation is always a risk. A rupture in the tissue could introduce fecal matter into the body (peritoneal cavity), an area that is supposed to be antiseptic, and is fatal. Any SP who offers greek should take incredible care who she gives it to, and be aware of what a broken condom might mean.

Aside from this, feces is natural and is a normal part of healthy human functioning. If you're going to do greek, and you find feces a deal breaker, then don't bother. Live with it or forget it.