God Loves Blondes

BDAClub

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A blonde finds herself in dire trouble. Her business
has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits. She's so
desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She
begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my
business and if I don't get some money, I'm going
to lose my house as well.
Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.

She again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto!
I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose
my car as well."

Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you
forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car.
My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help,
and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE
just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get
my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open
and the blonde is confronted by the voice of God Himself...

"Sweetheart, work with Me on this........... Buy a ticket."

:confused: ;)
 
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