God Damn SP's, they just don't charge enough!
- Thread starter Penhold
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LMFAO.... But did ya mean it?Penhold said:You ask and you shall receive as your wish is but a command to your humble servants on PERB.
Now you don't have to wait any longer.
ScottyTwoHotty said:
Not clear as to what you meant. Ah.... the part about SPs not charging enough or the part about your requests being nothing more than commands to be obeyed and followed by your humble servants on PERB?
From past posts you'll see I'm a very serious guy, devoid of any sense of humour, who treats PERB as the altar of truth and fountain of all knowledge. Heaven forbid that I, or anyone else for that matter, should ever say anything they don't mean on PERB! After all, Perb is truth! Truth is Perb!
So trust me when I say that I meant the one just as much as the other. Honest. After all, isn't everyone on PERB humble?
If everyone believes what you and I say on PERB then I have a great idea how we can help Fred get all the lurkers to become posters on PERB.
Let's post a few fake glowing reviews of escorts who charge over $400 or $500 an hour and say we were so overcome by guilt on leaving because she didn't charge enough that we went back and gave her another hundred! We could say she was so touched by our thoughtfulness that she immediately fell in love with us and refused the money. Instead, she dragged our asses inside and made hot, steamy, passionate (free) GFE love to us all night long until we finally managed to crawl away in the morning totally drained and exhausted. And to draw out more lurkers, let's not use typical male comments such as "I bent her over in doggie position and hammered her pussy while she screamed to go faster and harder". Instead, let's fill the review with "ladyspeak". You know - like how her skin glistened in the moonlight, how our minds and spirits blended in a sea of peace and tranquility, how the soft touch of her velvety skin reminded us of the touch of the finest satin, how she exuded elegance and grace as she slowly reclined against the 280 thread count Martha Stewart designer sheets, how our "manhood" throbbed as it slowly entered her "womanhood". That kind of thing.
Just think how many hundreds of lurkers this would draw out as they jump on the regular bandwagon that attacks SPs for the audacity to charge more than $100 an hour for FS. And how many more hundreds would sign on to jump to the defence of the right of SPs to charge whatever they want.
But these numbers would pale compared to the thousands and thousands of lurkers drawn out by the "ladyspeak" as each tries to edge out the other to gain credibility on the board by being the first to call "shill"!
How about you start off with the first such review.
Penhold
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Now I'm old and turning grey,
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