I've been a long time lurker. Recently, I've been seeing a regular SP and she's told me that length is more pleasureable than 'girth'. I dont know if she's tired of seeing me as I'm not very 'big' lengthwise. But I am thick. Is this a polite way of telling me not to come back???
Girth or Length?
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Yup. It happens to me all the time. It is kind of a kind way of them saying they are not impressed. I have got a bad rap lately and some SPs will only see me for a social date no sex. Or maybe like me you are not very good so they comment about a physical thing like your girth.
Don't worry lots of SPs out there.
Don't worry lots of SPs out there.
Can't help anyone with length issues, but I make my cock thicker by wrapping money around it and no SP has ever complained.
and the usual suspects talking about the injustice of having a huge penis...
Try Large Penis Support Group (www.LPSG.Org) fella's. It has helped me through some truely difficult period in my life. My handle is "Horace14". Say hi when you get registered.
I'm also on www.TooMuchMoney.com as "TrustFundSucks" for those that care. Large penises and too much money often accompany each other... Thank God I'm incredibly handsome and charming to get me through the long dreary days...
To summarize, when it comes to sex, if you have to ask. The answer is no.After a man is out of his teens - usually before he's out of his teens - a man knows not to ask "is my cock the biggest you've ever seen?" Or any question that is similar.
It's not really the laughter. Men like it when they make women laugh. It's just hard to believe her when it sounds like "snort, hahaha, bahaha, no, snort, giggle, hahahahaha, it's really, bahahahaha, snort, giggle, quite big, bahahahaha." Only a masochist asks any woman, ever again. It's one of those questions that you don't want the answer to.
I've also learned not to ask "was that good for you?" The answer you don't want to hear is "oh, are you finished already?"
Every boy, as part of his sex education class, should be told which questions to never ask. Along with a list of the questions that he should never answer. Answering when she asks "is she pretty?" never goes well. Nor does "am I looking fat?"
Such is my public service message for the day.
The place that this instrument goes, can handle what a man has.
I don't really worry about it.I stick it in, i pump for 30 seconds.........ooze Done:thumb: My dick doesn't know or care that he's small, all he knows is that he likes doing push ups til he throws up.
there was a young man from nantucket
who had a cock so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
if my ear was a pussy i'd fuck it
who had a cock so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
if my ear was a pussy i'd fuck it
Gosh! I can't imagine how fragile you would be if you "only" had an average unit. Or just a modest fortune.
Did ya' get signed up to www.LPSG.com? Changed my life man! It could change yours!
Did ya' get signed up to www.LPSG.com? Changed my life man! It could change yours!
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Thanks for all your responses. I went to Angel massage the other night and the same thing happened. She commented in my size or lack of it and said it was cute and stubby. Are there any surgeries that actually work??
Don't kid yourself, Dickson, from the sounds of your stories, it's not your length or your girth that's scaring the ladies away...it's your freakin' stamina!
ound:Average (in North America) = an empty toilet paper roll + 1" in length. Most men only have porn as a reference to an erect penis, and thus feel inadequate in comparison. The more you are concerned about size (big or small), the more your size will be problematic, both real and imagined.
One of the biggest turn offs for me is a lady with poor self esteem / insecurity issues. I'm sure it's the same for ladies.
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LADY-VIA
Never been in a men's locker room huh? I've seen quite a few dicks. Enough to know at a fairly young age I had nothing to be insecure about. Lots of discussion there as well (once you decipher it from the macho bravado anyways). While I'll agree on open discussion, between small groups of friends these things do get discussed, between closer friends more sensitive topics. Had quite a few female friends as well, and yup they were waaaay more forthcoming and blunt about some things (heard more than I wanted to about some people I knew!).
As Al stated (and I made a semi-joke about). If you have to ask a question the answer is generally "no". So from experience, quite a few males have had to learn it on their own (or talking techniques with each other), or by messing around as most civilian women aren't prone to offering up the information or even answering honestly (some do but general experiences up to my mid 20's was they dont). Even when dealing with sp's it's been like pulling teeth trying to find out their preferences and likes (hey I'd like to learn a new trick or two from time to time), the situation being what it is I dont force the issue and just ask in passing, never works and I'm left doing what I always do. I mean that is a draw of seeing an sp, you are professionals and experts (for the most part - and please dont take offense, met one who did), I've no insecurities about being below a woman in knowledge, abilities, or experiences and learning something new is fun.
So whereas I have learned what works for me, what doesn't work for me, what ultimatly gets me off or prevents me from doing so, what can improve my sex life; it's been primarily trial and error or blind searching.
Maybe for extended affairs, but one nighters this not true. There are a fair number of cougars in Banff, so I've sampled my share. The draw of cougars was always that there would be no bs or games beforehand, brief conversation at the bar. A little chit chat after the bar, and off to business. So long as you were halfway competent and didn't rush not a lot of direction was forthcoming. Sex with cougars was probably closest to sex with a provider generally pretty good, but never really great or terrible (although it's possible to be bad) and then you didn't need to concern yourself about them afterwards.
Like I said, my experience with them is strictly one nighters, not affairs which I imagine would be different.
