Had a GF's aunt lean into me pretty hard one time.
Dating at 16, I was invited to my GF's family reunion BBQ party... and she wanted to flash me around to all her extended family.
And of course there was that "fun" aunty at the party, twice divorced at 40 (at the time), gaudy make up job, tacky cheap jewelry, leopard print blouse. Yeah, she was basically "Peggy Bundy", even with a nice set of tits pushed up, dressed for attention in the 1990s aesthetic. And she was already enamored with me before she was hitting the Boxed Wine,... after making a few crude and open remarks of my GF and mine "status" (as in if we kissed or not), we sort of brushed it off as joking in front of her parent to see if they get all triggered about their daughter having sex. Looking back at those jokes, it was obvious that she was 'fishing' for a way to get to me... and after those joke, the aunt started leaning into me more,.. spared no time trying to walk past me in packed rooms brushing those tits against my arm or bending over right in front me, giving me the "open for business" vibe.... She even pulled the whole "Get the dutiful granddaughter to help grandpa out of the chair, while asking the boyfriend to go to the garage and get another bag of ice out of the freezer" trick.... fortunately the aunt's timing was off and I was quick with the ice, in and out of the garage, because just as I left she was just coming down to the garage to see 'why I was being slow getting the ice'... Luckily, my GF's mother picked up on what she was doing and told my GF to stick to my side for the rest of my night.
...my GF and I broke up a year later, typical teen relationships.... but I often wondered, what if i was just a little more slower getting that ice.
