Gfe??!!

[bruizewayne]

So I have to ask... What's with the GFE. I mean, I've been with a number of SPs and some are happier than others to be there... but if I'm not mistaken a girl friend experience is no bj's and nagging during hockey (present season excluded) Isn't it the "girlfriend experience the reason God invented SPs??

Hmmmmm.

Just a thought from a recreational pooner.

 

[BYSON]

no you're all wrong, thats fucked up thinking man

 

[bruizewayne]

"Love Em And Leave Em, And Leave Em Where Ya Love Em
Just Say NO to Gunt..(NGC)"


Obviously a true romantic

 

[wackyboy]

We keep having this conversation. If you can be in a relationship where you watch Big Brother, Survior, The Aprentice and Extreme Makeover, with your SO and NOT have it lead to sex, than that my son is a GFE.

WB

 

[bruizewayne]

So if GFE is Reality TV then my point stands - its the last thing I want from an SP.

 

[tom25]

Of course ... some of us have the wife experience ... that's why we like to think of sp's in terms of girl friends.

Tom

 

[bruizewayne]

"Of course ... some of us have the wife experience ... that's why we like to think of sp's in terms of girl friends. "


Now THAT makes sense

 

[Big Trapper]

Then there's the "Ex Wife Experience"!

I went to see a broad (years ago) and she got on the "can't do this, can't do that" mantra, so after about 5 minutes of that I pulled out and started to get dressed. She asked, "Where are you going?" I said, "Back to my wife - and she's the goddam reason I came here!"

Aaaarghhhhh!

 

[tom25]

Then there's the "Ex Wife Experience"!

I went to see a broad (years ago) and she got on the "can't do this, can't do that" mantra, so after about 5 minutes of that I pulled out and started to get dressed. She asked, "Where are you going?" I said, "Back to my wife - and she's the goddam reason I came here!"

Aaaarghhhhh!

LMAO .... so true that is!

Tom

 

[BYSON]

"Love Em And Leave Em, And Leave Em Where Ya Love Em
Just Say NO to Gunt..(NGC)"


Obviously a true romantic

you can say this is not GFE, you can say I like varity
and far as Gunt goes yuk, you can also say god invented sp's so guys like you who can't girlfriends, can see a sp and get a gfe

 

[Eden]

ex wife- you get no sex and constant nagging

wife- you get sex only if you give up something

gfe- you get sex where ever, when ever you want, and however you want.

 

[D Duk]

I don't know what kind of GF's you have had in the past but all of mine ex-gf's would do BBBJ, DATY, DATO, DFK, biting, BBFS and CIP, massage, duo showers, fuck in any position I wanted, fuck anywhere I wanted (the best had to be the stairwell of an apartment building and at Golden Ears park on a secluded beach).

To me a GFE SP mirrors all of these experiences except for 2 things:
1) no BBFS or CIP
2) I pay for the right to leave with no strings attached.

Having a real GF that does what I have experienced before is a good way to prevent from becoming addicted to GFE SP's.

IMHO, I have found that pretty much any GF will do these things if you gently nudge them to and if you take the time to make sure they get the big O (via everything, like oral, body kissing, massage, and fucking). The more you know how to make them want to fuck, the more they will do what you want.

It is good to learn these things about women, 'cause I have had GF's with a low libido and always saying "no" but after a little cuddling and a little bit of gentle strategic caressing, a "no" becomes a solid "fuck me know".

 

[tobi]

Yeah, but with an SP a lot less work involved. Just go, have fun and your done. None of this cajoling and manipulation until she is ready. If you happen to get one who has a screw loose and you get into a fight....well lookout!

 

[bruizewayne]

you can say this is not GFE, you can say I like varity
and far as Gunt goes yuk, you can also say god invented sp's so guys like you who can't girlfriends, can see a sp and get a gfe

Hmmmm. Guys like me who can't get girlfriends?? You mean losers like me? Bison who are you trying to Buffalo?

I am a single dad and until recently have been in one relationship or another since I was in highschool. My experience is that after about six months the GFE turns into a Wife Experience. You are either in a relationship and bored fucking stiff or single and lonley. The interim solution I have found is being single and recreational pooning.

The point I was making was that if I wanted a GF I'd get a fucking GF. If all SPs offered was a GFE then they would be moot. SPs, some of them anyways, are much more than a GFE thus the attraction.

 

[chuck1561]

Hmmmm. Guys like me who can't get girlfriends?? You mean losers like me? Bison who are you trying to Buffalo?

I am a single dad and until recently have been in one relationship or another since I was in highschool. My experience is that after about six months the GFE turns into a Wife Experience. You are either in a relationship and bored fucking stiff or single and lonley. The interim solution I have found is being single and recreational pooning.

The point I was making was that if I wanted a GF I'd get a fucking GF. If all SPs offered was a GFE then they would be moot. SPs, some of them anyways, are much more than a GFE thus the attraction.

maybe the term should be "Ideal GFE" or "Fantasy GFE" ?

 

[bruizewayne]

Good one chuck,

SPs are providing the GFE that we men are looking for? But poll the women and they probably don't see it as the same experience.