Getting ready!!!

[Ironhead]

Okay guys. What do you do before you go and visit an Sp? I mean, a few hours before? Shave, Shower, figure out what to wear?
Do you dress up a bit? Or do you just go as you are?
What do you wear?
Does it depend on where you are going?Time of day?

What about a incall? Do you clean up and vacum? Change the sheets?
Kick the dog out for a while?

I am just curious. I have not been doing this long, only a few times.

 

[hitrack]

What I did:

Shower and do all that make myself smeel good and look good shit.

Wear above average clothers. ie: no runners or jeans.

Nerver had the other part to worry about as I would never in a 500x10^1000 years bring a hooker to my own house.

PS: I have found Big Red gum is the best for 1st kiss breath. Jam about 4 sticks of that shit in your pie hole and gob it out in the elevator on the way up.

 

[curmudgeon]

I have one favorite SP. It's always outcall to my home, and it's always in the evening.

I normally stop by a florist on the way home, pick up a small bouquet of her favorite flowers.

I'll get home, tidy up the place a little (vacuum, take out the trash, pick up stray stuff).

I'll shower, brush and change into some decent clothes.

Then wait for her to call and tell me she's going to be late. Because she's always late. I expect that now.

 

[wolverine]

- Go to the gym the night before...pumping iron builds up testosterone in me, and the cardio gives me more energy the next day.
- Visit the ATM and withdraw enough for the donation and an extra brown or two (just in case)
- If it's a special occasion SP visit, I may be inspired to buy a bottle of wine or champagne for us to enjoy.
- A good night's sleep.
- Eat something 2 or 3 hours before the session. Nothing too heavy or too light. Then wash it down with a strong cuppa coffee. Coffee gives me wood.
- I refrain from smoking for at least an hour before the visit. Not only do I not want to smell like smoke, but cigs impair my performance.
- Shave
- Trim the pubes and other unsightly hair growths on my person.
- Shower, paying special attention to scrubbing my arse until it's clean enough to eat off of.
- Brush my teeth and gargle.
- One or two squirts of my finest cologne on my neck.
- Put on my favorite fuck-me clothes.
- Put a condom in my pocket. You never know if your SP is going to run out or she realizes that, in the middle of our session, she forgot to buy some (I've had that happen to me).
- Jump in my car and drive to see her.

I rarely have incall...in that case, I clean up the place, change the bedsheets, and light some scented candles in the bedroom.

 

[mick_eight]

- Go to the gym the night before...pumping iron builds up testosterone in me, and the cardio gives me more energy the next day.
- Visit the ATM and withdraw enough for the donation and an extra brown or two (just in case)
- If it's a special occasion SP visit, I may be inspired to buy a bottle of wine or champagne for us to enjoy.
- A good night's sleep.
- Eat something 2 or 3 hours before the session. Nothing too heavy or too light. Then wash it down with a strong cuppa coffee. Coffee gives me wood.
- I refrain from smoking for at least an hour before the visit. Not only do I not want to smell like smoke, but cigs impair my performance.
- Shave
- Trim the pubes and other unsightly hair growths on my person.
- Shower, paying special attention to scrubbing my arse until it's clean enough to eat off of.
- Brush my teeth and gargle.
- One or two squirts of my finest cologne on my neck.
- Put on my favorite fuck-me clothes.
- Put a condom in my pocket. You never know if your SP is going to run out or she realizes that, in the middle of our session, she forgot to buy some (I've had that happen to me).
- Jump in my car and drive to see her.

I rarely have incall...in that case, I clean up the place, change the bedsheets, and light some scented candles in the bedroom.

You Da King man........That shit should be posted in high school texts for all the boys to read.....The ass wash one otta freak them tho......'' Hey Joe, why do I need to wash my ass?''

 

[Sweetiepie]

that last part...

...about jump in the car and drive to see her is really important. You'd be surprised at how many guys don't think of that. And I agree about putting all that stuff in a book for teenage boys. Or boy scout manuals or someplace like that.

 

[therealrex]

Go out and get totally shitfaced the night before. For some reason sex is always much better when I'm hung over

 

[richrad]

wut i do, make sure i have the money, make sure i bring a few condoms just in case she doesnt have any. who cares wut i look like, im paying for this shit so i dont have to worry about how i look.