getting caught

[sevenofnine]

i know this thead has been around before,
the basics have been covered

but im having such a string of bad luck,

i had a session a week or somthing ago, i took the train downtown ok.
on the train there was a drug deal going down. it went bad.
and all i could think of was no no, nobody pull the emergency handle or lets not get me mugged here. because im supposed to be at work. i don't want to be filling out a police report or be a witness to anything.


last night i had another session.
and for shits sake, i go out to my car and its not there.
its stolen.
and again the first thing that pops into my head,
is how the fuck am i going to explain this. my car is supposed to be tucked away in the underground parking at work.

you know if you poon long enough, your going to get caught
no matter how careful you are.

 

[steverino]

look like....

You have used up seven of your nine lives.

 

[Up_My_Kilt]

Dude looks like you have to build a school for orphans or something like that to recharge the karma pot

 

[FunSugarDaddy]

Agree

I tend to agree. I was caught about 18 months ago and not surprising it was a hellva strain on the marriage.

Now I rarely poon and when I do I make damn sure I'm careful. Having said that, I do believe that you really shouldn't do it at all if you're not prepared to pay the consequences.

Sorry about your bad luck the car explaining sounds pretty damn tricky, unless you have the odd appointment with customer or clients.

 

[TheSilkenBadger]

Just tell your SO the truth.

Write this down and rehearse it otherwise your Fk'd.

You had to drop a buddy (TED etc think of name) off at his place after work because you both got off early. So you did that. you parked the car on the street to go grab a coffee at the starbucks/ local coffee house there you drank your coffee read a newspaper and when you came out.. your ride was GONE!.... You weren't sure if it was stolen or towed

 

[rescue911]

play with fire

in both cases you are screwing around when you are supposed to be at work. if you get caught you get a double whammy....lose your job and your SO...if you play with fire in a stupid manner you will get burned.

 

[rampart]

The truth will set you free...

I have been many relationships where I have lied or fibbed about extra-sexual relations and it always turns out bad kharma.

If I develop a bf-gf relationship I am pretty up front about my sexual likes and dislikes and what I want sexually and what I might need sexually.

Personally I have a high sex drive and have been with enough women that I know what makes me feel good. If I am seeing a woman who is short & stocky I know somewhere along the line I am going to have a desire to have a sexual encounter with someone tall and thin. It does not mean that my emotional, or spiritual feelings have changed for that person, it just means that I have a physical want or need that has to be fufilled.

Right now I am involved with a woman with a great body and matching sex drive but I mentioned from the start that I need to have sex a couple a times a year with a short big titted plumper and an amazonian(EVA JOY) to keep myself sexually satisfied. I have told her that if she has the same desires then I will not get upset. Just keep it safe and clean.

It is hard to find the right person to be in a open relation-ship with. I have been in two and the break-ups were about differences of personal goals rather than sexual ideologies.

 

[sevenofnine]

i tend to agree with the comment if you can't face the worst case scenario you shouldn't be here.
and i thought about it long and hard before i had my first session.
it doesn't mean you want to face it though.


me and a buddy snuck of to watch the game and somewhere along the way i lost my car,
thats my story and im sticking to it.

i have another session in a handful of days. im wondering if, trouble really comes in three's

and my car was totalled, so i might be out there with my thumb out or running for a bus, to get to the lady.
with my luck i might get hit by the fucking bus.

 

[Kevin101]

Wow dude that is pretty rough.

Hopefully your luck turns around. Thats brutal.

 

[Yman]

You're a PUSSY

 

[booblover]

that's great news!! No you have settlement money coming in to poon even more!! It's great when a plan goes as planned isn't it?