Hey guys. Since I have some time waiting on the bus I decided to write out my whole entire pooning career. Forgive me for any mistakes as I am writing on mobile.
With deep regret, I present my lacklustre experiences as a pooner!
1.shybaby
Yes I had seen shybaby. Back when craigslist had the escorts section and I had not yet discovered perb.
We agreed to a price of 80 for a bj. Anyways at the time her name was becca and she B&S me. She was 30 minutes late arriving to her in call and I negotiated that I get something in return. Unfortunately I came up with the stupid as fuck deal of letting me go down on her. (Trust me I make muchh more stupid mistakes as time goes on) anyways I was pretty yucked by her and by the time it was BJ time. My dick was limp and was as uninspired as the season finale of dexter. Anyways she decides to let me fuck her but I was so limp I ended up just jerking off into the condom. She sucked so hard my dick had a bruise the shape of Africa.
L:6
A:7
S:6
2.Monica at EB/TO
Very pretty girl. Unfortunately I had learned about massage parlors due to an episode of entourage and still hadn't learned about perb and cerb. Anyways I looked at the prices on the site and thought "JEEZ I CAN GRT A HANDJOB FOR 45?" So during our session we kick it off and she is willing to go FS. Unfortunately I didn't bring extra cash, not even for a handjob. So things got awkward quick. She really wanted me to duck her and she did the ever so nice thing of giving me a handjob on the promise I go to the seven eleven next door and withdraw 60. Awkward finish but she was cool about it.
L:8
A:7.5
S:7.5
3. Chloe and Cassie
I had seen Chloe and Cassie for their double BJ deal. It was okay. Girl could suck but Cassie looked as if somebody injected her with morphine and was forcing her to suck my dick.
L:7
A:7
S:7
4.bait and switch girl.
So one day I got really really high and decided to get an escort for an outcall. Worst mistake of my life. She was so bait and switch it hurts. She advertised for anal for 140.
I went for it and when I seen her walking toward my house I almost started crying. Life was in slow motion and I was thinking "turn around... NOOOOOOOOOO" anyways I went through with it and I was so high I'm not sure where my dick was. It may or may not have been inside her who the fuck knows. I must've blocked it out of my memory.
L:3
A:2
S:3
5. Ivy filipina BP
nice girl. Horrible amount of eczema. Why did I see her? I don't know guys(see the pattern?)
She started lactating on my dick and I was thinking "what's gojng on..." And she at one point said "you like that ?" For reasons unknown I told her it was hot and she did it for the rest of the session. Life was weird that day.
L:5
A:7
S:7
6. Persia
I seen Persia and she had a nice ass but was one of those girls that was always high.
Pounding her was mechanical but okay. Overall we got along but her service was mediocre but that ass was nice.
L:7
A:7
S:7
8. Candy
See my previous post.
L:4
A:6
S:5
9. Booty princess
Idk guys I don't know what I'm doing please end this misery
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L:5
A:7
S:7
2009-2014 spending =$950
With that being said I have quit pooning and have become an escort. I will now provide a self review.
"His dick is so big even if you are a guy you should see him because the thing he does with his hands and dick involves such great athleticism he must be Michael Jordan and Jesus."
Since I have clearly been caught shilling i should be IP banned from perb. PLEASE. SAVE ME
With deep regret, I present my lacklustre experiences as a pooner!
1.shybaby
Yes I had seen shybaby. Back when craigslist had the escorts section and I had not yet discovered perb.
We agreed to a price of 80 for a bj. Anyways at the time her name was becca and she B&S me. She was 30 minutes late arriving to her in call and I negotiated that I get something in return. Unfortunately I came up with the stupid as fuck deal of letting me go down on her. (Trust me I make muchh more stupid mistakes as time goes on) anyways I was pretty yucked by her and by the time it was BJ time. My dick was limp and was as uninspired as the season finale of dexter. Anyways she decides to let me fuck her but I was so limp I ended up just jerking off into the condom. She sucked so hard my dick had a bruise the shape of Africa.
L:6
A:7
S:6
2.Monica at EB/TO
Very pretty girl. Unfortunately I had learned about massage parlors due to an episode of entourage and still hadn't learned about perb and cerb. Anyways I looked at the prices on the site and thought "JEEZ I CAN GRT A HANDJOB FOR 45?" So during our session we kick it off and she is willing to go FS. Unfortunately I didn't bring extra cash, not even for a handjob. So things got awkward quick. She really wanted me to duck her and she did the ever so nice thing of giving me a handjob on the promise I go to the seven eleven next door and withdraw 60. Awkward finish but she was cool about it.
L:8
A:7.5
S:7.5
3. Chloe and Cassie
I had seen Chloe and Cassie for their double BJ deal. It was okay. Girl could suck but Cassie looked as if somebody injected her with morphine and was forcing her to suck my dick.
L:7
A:7
S:7
4.bait and switch girl.
So one day I got really really high and decided to get an escort for an outcall. Worst mistake of my life. She was so bait and switch it hurts. She advertised for anal for 140.
I went for it and when I seen her walking toward my house I almost started crying. Life was in slow motion and I was thinking "turn around... NOOOOOOOOOO" anyways I went through with it and I was so high I'm not sure where my dick was. It may or may not have been inside her who the fuck knows. I must've blocked it out of my memory.
L:3
A:2
S:3
5. Ivy filipina BP
nice girl. Horrible amount of eczema. Why did I see her? I don't know guys(see the pattern?)
She started lactating on my dick and I was thinking "what's gojng on..." And she at one point said "you like that ?" For reasons unknown I told her it was hot and she did it for the rest of the session. Life was weird that day.
L:5
A:7
S:7
6. Persia
I seen Persia and she had a nice ass but was one of those girls that was always high.
Pounding her was mechanical but okay. Overall we got along but her service was mediocre but that ass was nice.
L:7
A:7
S:7
8. Candy
See my previous post.
L:4
A:6
S:5
9. Booty princess
Idk guys I don't know what I'm doing please end this misery
.
L:5
A:7
S:7
2009-2014 spending =$950
With that being said I have quit pooning and have become an escort. I will now provide a self review.
"His dick is so big even if you are a guy you should see him because the thing he does with his hands and dick involves such great athleticism he must be Michael Jordan and Jesus."
Since I have clearly been caught shilling i should be IP banned from perb. PLEASE. SAVE ME
.
