Aleve" is the trade name for generic "naproxen,"
"Amoxil" is the trade name for "amoxicillin,"
and "Advil" is one trade name for "ibuprofen."
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of "mycoxafloppin." Other generic names considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin.
Also, in a surprise move, Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form that will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just a good "stiff drink."
Pepsi plans to market the new concoction under the trade name of MOUNT&DO.
"Amoxil" is the trade name for "amoxicillin,"
and "Advil" is one trade name for "ibuprofen."
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of "mycoxafloppin." Other generic names considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin.
Also, in a surprise move, Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form that will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just a good "stiff drink."
Pepsi plans to market the new concoction under the trade name of MOUNT&DO.
