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WTF, did one of our perb buddies break your bed charlieboy?
Tell me who it was and I'll rant all over him about being a bed-breaker.
Tell me who it was and I'll rant all over him about being a bed-breaker.
Squeek was my nick name in high school. Because I was very frugal (ok, tightwad, thighter than Charlie's ass) with my money.
Phoenix, don't believe a word of what Charlie says. Here's what REALLY happened:charlieboy said:
Charlie was having a slow day, so she decided to "entertain" herself with her vibrator. It was a rechargeable unit, and she lay down on her bed and started using it while it was plugged in.
Just when she hit her "sweet spot", there was a power surge. The vibrator went haywire and sped up out of control. Charlie's whole body started vibrating with the same frequency.
In turn, the bed started to vibrate at the same rate. When the vibrations reached the harmonic frequency of the bed, it fell apart.
Charl'e's fortunate the bed has a metal frame! If it were wooden, it would have shattered into a million pieces and her ass would have been full of splinters. She would have been too sore to undergo the quarter test.
So, there you have it - the straight goods!
whew, that was a close call for charlieboy.
It's a good thing she wasn't using one of those new high tech super powered "Mother Blasters" that they sell now. It would've shattered charlieboy into a millon pieces!
It's a good thing she wasn't using one of those new high tech super powered "Mother Blasters" that they sell now. It would've shattered charlieboy into a millon pieces!
Nope, sorry, just for the men. lol
But let me check and I'll get back to you. Say, have you seen the price lately for those lifesize dolls. Frickin outrageous. Over $ 6,000.00 U.S. I'll stick to my palm sander thank you very much.
But let me check and I'll get back to you. Say, have you seen the price lately for those lifesize dolls. Frickin outrageous. Over $ 6,000.00 U.S. I'll stick to my palm sander thank you very much.
I would get a slap from hand # 1 if it knew I was seeing hand # 2 on the side.
Chronic, on your "hunch", the spelling is much better then the other person you mentioned. wink
Chronic, on your "hunch", the spelling is much better then the other person you mentioned. wink
Palm Sander? Ouch... rather than sanding those oh so hairy palms of yours, try shaving... much less painful, a little itchy when the stubble starts to grow back tho...Phoenix said:Nope, sorry, just for the men. lol
But let me check and I'll get back to you. Say, have you seen the price lately for those lifesize dolls. Frickin outrageous. Over $ 6,000.00 U.S. I'll stick to my palm sander thank you very much.
And I'd like to add my applause to the rest for your little Banned bit, very imaginative, stylish and you even got me, which doesn;t happen too often. Bravo, keep up the good work.
Rubin
PS - Mod, can you ban Phoenix for a day, just to show him what its like?!? <grin> I think he'd go bonkers, all those pics and no where to post them...
Phoenix said:whew, that was a close call for charlieboy.
It's a good thing she wasn't using one of those new high tech super powered "Mother Blasters" that they sell now. It would've shattered charlieboy into a millon pieces!
I've always made it a rule not to date a woman who owns a vibrator/toy that requires so much power it needs to be plugged in. If 2 D cells aren't enought to run it, then how can I stack up against it? And you can rule out those with gas powered equipment, now thats just scarey...
Rubin
Gas powered, that's just fucked up. Have you seem them? Wicked!
For the girl who wants all the luxury's of home whenever she's away from home.
Kerry, do you own one? hmmm.........form image in brain..... form image, hmmm, sigh, image formed
For the girl who wants all the luxury's of home whenever she's away from home.
Kerry, do you own one? hmmm.........form image in brain..... form image, hmmm, sigh, image formed
<Blush>kerryofwinnipeg said:
Thanks for the vote of confidence!!! Does this mean that you have AC operated toys? Or even gas powered? Now I'm afraid... <grin>, but intrigued... I guess I know where my next booking will be...
Rubin
Can't remember what specialty channel it was on, but there are some guys that collect "Fucking Machines". These are units designed for one purpose only, and can pound at the hole all day long. Some were quite elaborate, others just attachments for your professional model mixmaster. It was interesting, however, to watch the young, blonde "volunteer" test out all the machines, she was a real PSE. Funny, tho, the guys watching her seemed more interested in the machines than the beautiful nymphette... I wonder what the guys do with the machines...Phoenix said:
Rubin
Avery, what are you trying to do, corrupt my little virgin eyes?
My computer won't even allow me to see that link. I get a message that says "to dirty for you(me)" and wants a password.
My computer won't even allow me to see that link. I get a message that says "to dirty for you(me)" and wants a password.
