I had some time to waste in Surrey the other day, so I sent her a text about her ad on BackPage. I asked her if she had seen the Gemma ad (the one comparing her looks to Danny DeVito as The Penguin) and sent her the link. She said the person in the ad was not her, but I was really sceptical because they both have that necklace, horizontal scar just below their neck, and thigh tattoo. I decided I would go check it out and walk if she was lying. Again, I really had nothing else to do.
Long story short, the person being compared to The Penguin is her, but she wears a shit ton of makeup for her dates. I called her out right away and asked her how she thought I wouldn't figure it out. I was really upset that she thought I would be that dumb. She then asked me to just hand over the donation, as the fee is just for her companionship and if I didn't want to be with her, there was something wrong with me and it was my fault. I told her to get real.
I just hope this was a reality check for her. I can't imagine her career can last long with that ad floating around anyway.
