I've been sleeping with this girl for only and a week and she was exactly my type... blonde, gymnast body, fake rack and dumb as a bag of rocks. So we engage in the act and everything is great as the sex is new and fresh and then we start talking dirty which is something I love to do. We are both talking dirty and its starts to get louder then I think my brain stopped working as i screamed at the top of my lungs..."OOOHHHHHHHH MY PUSSY FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE YOUR COCK!!" We both rolled off each other and just laughed so hard for 10 minutes when then I told her to stop making me laugh cuz your making my pussy sore. Anyways, anyone else with a story to help me not feel like such an idiot??
Funny yet embarassing sex story
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There is an anecdote about a similar but even more outrageous exclamation that is well known in the Vancouver law community.
It seems that there once was a crown prosecutor who was examining a man on trial for rape.
To make a long story short, the lawyer said, speaking loudly and forcefully to the accused...
"Some of the evidence in this case may be in doubt, but there can be no doubt that SHE PUT HER PENIS INTO YOUR VAGINA!"
It seems that there once was a crown prosecutor who was examining a man on trial for rape.
To make a long story short, the lawyer said, speaking loudly and forcefully to the accused...
"Some of the evidence in this case may be in doubt, but there can be no doubt that SHE PUT HER PENIS INTO YOUR VAGINA!"
