Antelope (v): to run off with your mother’s sister.
Assassination
: an arrangement to meet a donkey.
Baptist: a junior hamburger chef.
Basket: a short nap in the sun.
Circumstantial: circumcision on a really big baby.
Collonade: fizzy enema.
Defence: something to sit on for people who can’t make up their minds.
Diarrhoea a very unattractive bottom.
Dictator: hilariously shaped, edible tuber.
Dipthong (v): to wash a lady's undergarment.
Diversion: Princess of Wales' version of the events that led to her divorce.
Dumpling: small lump of excrement.
Gastronome: small person prone to excess wind.
Harbinger: hard drinker.
Hatchet: small, bird droppings that fall from the sky.
Headband: top of the bill at a rock concert.
Hormone: the sound a prostitute makes when she's not been paid.
Hobnob: cooking accident often suffered by nudists.
Homophobe: strong dislike of The Simpsons.
Honeydew (n: women who regularly arrive late for appointments.
Induction: induced labour in a duck.
Innuendo: Italian suppository.
Intercontinental: person who has wet themselves all over the world.
Labiate (v): perform cunnilingus.
Laminate (v): to artificially inseminate a sheep.
Limpet: male who has trouble getting an erection.
Lobster: colloquial term for a female who ejaculates during orgasm.
Mantrap: sexual favour used by women to obtain money from men.
Mastiff: mass erections induced by watching pornography.
Menopause: break in conversation to allow men to get a word in edgeways.
Minjita (slang): an Indian lesbian.
Misfit: an attractive young woman.
Mislay: a brazen or promiscuous young woman.
Morbific: excessively violent.
Multilingual: engaging in cunnilingus with multiple partners.
Negligent: cross-dresser.
Ostentatious: make and model of a pre-war British luxury car.
Outage: process of exposing a Gay politician.
Portent: The Millennium Dome.
Propaganda: a wooden support for one-legged male geese.
Rapscallion: Black, American spring onion.
Rectitude: Precise angle at which a rectal thermometer should be inserted.
Reflex (v): renew wiring to an electrical appliance.
Restitution: sanatorium for lactating women.
Skulduggery: archaeological excavation.
Snuff box: slang term for a coffin.
Spade: small surgical tool for removing ovaries.
Testator: a male who is constantly adjusting his genitalia.
Titillate: delayed onset of female puberty.
Titular (n & adj): busty woman.
Vagrant:: confused insect.
Willy-nilly: male who continually catches their penis in their zipper.
Assassination
: an arrangement to meet a donkey.Baptist
: a junior hamburger chef.Basket
: a short nap in the sun.Circumstantial
: circumcision on a really big baby.Collonade
: fizzy enema.Defence
: something to sit on for people who can’t make up their minds.Diarrhoea
a very unattractive bottom. Dictator
: hilariously shaped, edible tuber.Dipthong (v): to wash a lady's undergarment.
Diversion
: Princess of Wales' version of the events that led to her divorce.Dumpling
: small lump of excrement. Gastronome
: small person prone to excess wind.Harbinger
: hard drinker.Hatchet
: small, bird droppings that fall from the sky.Headband
: top of the bill at a rock concert.Hormone
: the sound a prostitute makes when she's not been paid.Hobnob
: cooking accident often suffered by nudists. Homophobe
: strong dislike of The Simpsons. Honeydew (n: women who regularly arrive late for appointments.
Induction
: induced labour in a duck.Innuendo
: Italian suppository. Intercontinental
: person who has wet themselves all over the world.Labiate (v): perform cunnilingus.
Laminate (v): to artificially inseminate a sheep.
Limpet
: male who has trouble getting an erection.Lobster
: colloquial term for a female who ejaculates during orgasm.Mantrap
: sexual favour used by women to obtain money from men.Mastiff
: mass erections induced by watching pornography.Menopause
: break in conversation to allow men to get a word in edgeways.Minjita
(slang): an Indian lesbian.Misfit
: an attractive young woman.Mislay
: a brazen or promiscuous young woman.Morbific
: excessively violent.Multilingual
: engaging in cunnilingus with multiple partners.Negligent
: cross-dresser.Ostentatious: make and model of a pre-war British luxury car.
Outage
: process of exposing a Gay politician.Portent
: The Millennium Dome.Propaganda
: a wooden support for one-legged male geese.Rapscallion
: Black, American spring onion.Rectitude
: Precise angle at which a rectal thermometer should be inserted.Reflex (v): renew wiring to an electrical appliance.
Restitution
: sanatorium for lactating women.Skulduggery
: archaeological excavation.Snuff box
: slang term for a coffin.Spade
: small surgical tool for removing ovaries.Testator
: a male who is constantly adjusting his genitalia.Titillate
: delayed onset of female puberty.Titular (n & adj): busty woman.
Vagrant:
: confused insect.Willy-nilly
: male who continually catches their penis in their zipper.
