Funniest/weirdest experience with an sp.

[grusse]

Many many years ago I went to see a SP on my birthday. She was obviously high but we had a great session, and I capped it off by cumming on her face (at her request). After I came, I said "that's a great way to spend my birthday." The SP tells me to get cleaned up and get dressed.

As I'm about to leave, she puts the money I paid her back in my hand and says "I wouldn't feel right about charging the birthday boy to have a good time." She then says take the stairs down and get off the property ASAP.

5 minutes after I get off the property, I get a phone call from her boyfriend/pimp, and he is irate and yelling how I ripped her off. I laughed and told him to fuck off and then blocked the number.

I hope he didn't beat the s..t out of her for her generosity.

 

[Harmony-bc]

I hope he didn't beat the s..t out of her for her generosity.

She was probably mad at him so gave free service away. If she’s not getting the money, why not? The less pleasant side of some of this business.

 

[PuntMeister]

When I was a teen, I watched a movie called whore. The woman in the movie had a client die of a heart attack while she was riding him. It’s something I want never to happen. Traumatizing. Those poor girls.

Totally! However, from the perspective of the dearly departed, THAT is seriously the way we horny-ass men can only dream of going out. Lucky bastard! Biggie man points for Johnny done four.

It’s either cowgirl or fly fishing for me. Anything else would be like meh…

 

[Harmony-bc]

Totally! However, from the perspective of the dearly departed, THAT is seriously the way we horny-ass men can only dream of going out. Lucky bastard! Biggie man points for Johnny done four.

It’s either cowgirl or fly fishing for me. Anything else would be like meh…

Valid. I would also like to die quick doing something I love.

 

[Bridge]

Locked my keys in the car before seeing the sp….
Dead car battery and she had to give me a jump start….
Knocked on the wrong door…and was directed to the right door by the owner….
She decided to use her mom’s room because her was a mess and her mom walked in on us…
Getting a massage and the health inspector was doing a surprise inspection at the MP…

And this all happened on the same visit!!

 

[cautiontowind]

Bubble bath with my favorite librarian at 4185

 

[nan]

I mentioned it before but seeing Rio Ohara during her very first time here. XDS had her at a Richmond hotel/motel instead of a usual apartment.

Being the venue is not your usual apartment, Rio didn't have the usual abundant supply of towels. Instead she had paper towels. Rio was great overall, but the memory of having to dry myself with paper towel is still a weird one that stands out.

 

[Big Dick Bob]

I hope he didn't beat the s..t out of her for her generosity.

I had second thoughts about the whole incident after it happened. But I figured there was no benefit for me checking in to make sure everything was alright...

 

[Boogeryyc]

Back in the days of street walkers I picked up a tall athletic blond. We agree on the price but she says, take me for a drink first. I agree. As we walk into the joint she turns her ankle. She was wearing very high heels.
She starts to cry. She can’t walk. So I end up driving her to emergency.

 

[lukom]

I had an Asian SP YEARS ago suck me off, she then let the cum in her mouth and she swallowed. Goes and gets a bottle of water and gulps it down goes to me in a heavy Viet accent, "You eat too much Pineapple! Taste too much like fruit!"

What made it funny is that I didn't understand why having fruity cum was a bad thing.

 

[uncleg]

My mother walking into my bedroom in the morning asking her what she would like for breakfast...embarrassed the crap out of her. The SP that is...mom was good with it.