Funniest Moments Since Starting in the Industry

[EveAdams]

Part of having a great relationship with clients is being able to laugh with them!

I was thinking all us SP's and Pooners think back to our funniest moments (no names or potentially embarrassing things of course) since entering the industry/hobby.

My funniest moment was when I had a young obviously nervous client. I started the shower, agreed on the price and left the room to get ready.

I finished getting ready and walked back in. The client was snuggly tucked under the sheet looking like he was ready for a bed time story. I explained to him while stifling my laughter in that he was to get on top of the sheet for the session. I still laugh thinking of that one

 

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I've told this one before but my all-time funny is having an SP get into a full-blown argument with a co-worker while giving me a HJ. I found it kind of a turn on though, to be honest

 

[jdtipper]

Congratulations Murrman, that was fantastic.....totally made my night.


Put that one in the vault.
That was by far the best story ive read on here yet.

Oh my god, well done, well written!!!

Farting in a session. Priceless.

 

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That's crazy! Oh my, I would love to read that story. Is it in another post somewhere?

Sounds hilarious (although I'm only saying that because you found it fun, hehe).

Well, I never told the whole story, but here it is...

My fave SP called me for a "booty call" (paid of course, hence the quotes) as it was her last day working at her regular MP. She was getting fired because her boss found out she was going to jump ship to another MP, and so told her to pack up and leave at the end of the shift. She called me up to have a last session ever at a place where we shared lots of good times.

The session starts as normal, but then about 40 minutes in her boss' butchy girlfriend starts banging on the door telling us to get out... now! (we still had 20 minutes before closing, so what the hell??) My SP/friend then gets into an argument with the butch, and the yelling and name calling ensues.

Meanwhile, I seem to be the only one who remembers I'm still getting my cock stroked.... it's all good though... I think I even managed to cum while they were arguing hehe

(I'm not much for dom, but I think that's the closest I got to understanding what it's all about. It was almost like the fact that she forgot she was giving me a hand job was kind of a turn on).

Ah good times...