Why do men pay more for car insurance?
Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving
How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count?
His girlfriend has to chew before swallowing!
What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
You push it aside and keep on eating!
Sing a song of Syphilis, a fanny full of crabs,
four and twenty black heads, twice as many scabs,
when the scabs were opened, the heads began to sing,
now wasn't that a dirty cunt, to stick your penis in.
There once was a guy called dave,
who dug up a prostitutes grave,
she smelt like shit
and was missing a tit,
but look at the money he saved.
Hickory dickory dock,
the maid was suckin' his cock,
the clock struck two,
he squirted his goo,
all over her nice clean frock.
Eeny Meeny Miny Mo,
When you're looking for a ho',
check beneath her skirt real quick,
or you may find she has a dick.
You know you're leading a sad life when a
nymphomaniac tells you ...
"Let's just be friends."
Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving
How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count?
His girlfriend has to chew before swallowing!
What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
You push it aside and keep on eating!
Sing a song of Syphilis, a fanny full of crabs,
four and twenty black heads, twice as many scabs,
when the scabs were opened, the heads began to sing,
now wasn't that a dirty cunt, to stick your penis in.
There once was a guy called dave,
who dug up a prostitutes grave,
she smelt like shit
and was missing a tit,
but look at the money he saved.
Hickory dickory dock,
the maid was suckin' his cock,
the clock struck two,
he squirted his goo,
all over her nice clean frock.
Eeny Meeny Miny Mo,
When you're looking for a ho',
check beneath her skirt real quick,
or you may find she has a dick.
You know you're leading a sad life when a
nymphomaniac tells you ...
"Let's just be friends."
