Fuckin' Kids!

hornydude

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There were no trick or treaters last year at my place, but this year the little jerks have practically cleaned me out of chocolate bars! What's up with that?

Hitrack...get out there and run a couple down with the trick-mobile!

I won't have any snacks for myself at this rate!
 

Discombobbled

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hornydude said:
There were no trick or treaters last year at my place, but this year the little jerks have practically cleaned me out of chocolate bars! What's up with that?

Hitrack...get out there and run a couple down with the trick-mobile!

I won't have any snacks for myself at this rate!
Children are God’s precious gift to humanity. You will pay for your blasphemy!!!
 

Slurpie

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I got the little fuckers this year! Turned off the lights, turned on the TV and vegged on the couch and listened to them yelling there brains out, "Trick or Treat." :eek:
 

hitrack

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ditto, I wallowed on the couch like a beached whale and made like I wasn't home.

Wasn't in the mood for this shit this year.

Actually ever since some little knife happy prick faggot danced through the alley at my last GF's place on Halloween night and decided it'd be cool to slash everyones tires, which I totally blame on Haloween....I hate this fukkin night and will not stop untill Haloween is wiped away like a brown stain on my asshole!!!!
 

hornydude

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Hitrack, that's pure gold my man, pure gold. Halloween IS nothing more than a brown stain on our collective asshole....you should've seen all the dumb fucks dressed up in costumes at my workplace today. Geeeeez Louise...dumb fucks one and all!
 

samantha_van

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chips,chocolate bars,rockets,suckers!!!

I love halloween. little kids in their costums! Aww soo cute!
I go all out every year always load up on lots of treats!
4 pumpkins, cob webs with spiders, a witch welcome mat that screams!
I didn't dress up in a costume. I don't think the ones i had would have beens suitable for anyone under the age of 18
 

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hamsuplo said:
that's not so bad.
goddamit if i was still a teenage dirtbag, i'da come by blow up your jack'o, shot bottlerockets into your window, TP'd your house, and left doggie doo on fire on your lawn. ah the good old days.

ah, just wait till the little turds go for their dental checkup!
What ever happened to soaping windows?
 

majikcalgary

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dumb question
Halloween for us was fun as older kids. I grew up in northern alberta so there was ALWAYS snow. In our late teens the worst we ever did was mold cocks out of snow and attach them to peoples snowmen in their yards. Kind of perverse but harmless in comparison to the vandalism thing. Just thought I'd share that memory. :D
 

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majikcalgary said:
Halloween for us was fun as older kids. I grew up in northern alberta so there was ALWAYS snow. In our late teens the worst we ever did was mold cocks out of snow and attach them to peoples snowmen in their yards. Kind of perverse but harmless in comparison to the vandalism thing. Just thought I'd share that memory. :D
I grew up in Ontario and we had what we called Devil's Night, the night before Halloween. When I was a young teen there would be about 30 of us and we would go to a corn field with a good supply of eggs and tomatoes. When a car came by we would batter it, and if they stopped, run away. Man talk about an adrenaline rush! Oh, the good old days. :) :)
 

kokanee_68

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majikcalgary said:
Halloween for us was fun as older kids. I grew up in northern alberta so there was ALWAYS snow. In our late teens the worst we ever did was mold cocks out of snow and attach them to peoples snowmen in their yards. Kind of perverse but harmless in comparison to the vandalism thing. Just thought I'd share that memory. :D

yep...halloween has gone too far! http://www.sextoysillustrated.com/halloween.shtml
 

ace85

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hornydude said:
There were no trick or treaters last year at my place, but this year the little jerks have practically cleaned me out of chocolate bars! What's up with that?

Hitrack...get out there and run a couple down with the trick-mobile!

I won't have any snacks for myself at this rate!
Your ass should thank the kiddies.
 

mustangjoe

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Is it just me or is Halloween dying?

Every year I get less and less free loading, pimple faced little puke kids knocking on my door looking for handouts like homeless bums.
 

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mustangjoe said:
Is it just me or is Halloween dying?

Every year I get less and less free loading, pimple faced little puke kids knocking on my door looking for handouts like homeless bums.
It's just you man. When I was a kid we knew where to go and where not to!!!:) :) :)
 

Roxie.xo

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tsk tsk.
such cynicism on a would-be festive occasion.
true, halloween may be turning rot-black as unbrushed teeth at society's bloody firecracker fingers fed on willy wonka's gateway drug and corner store explosives. It was more in the beginning.
It's important to remember that halloween has a rich history all over our lonely planet. Thank you once again to western culture for all less-than-positive developments in the celebration.
 

samantha_van

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Discombobbled said:
I grew up in Ontario and we had what we called Devil's Night, the night before Halloween. When I was a young teen there would be about 30 of us and we would go to a corn field with a good supply of eggs and tomatoes. When a car came by we would batter it, and if they stopped, run away. Man talk about an adrenaline rush! Oh, the good old days. :) :)
YAY Devils night!! I remember that. I aswell grew up in northern ontario. Eggs, toliot paper, shaving cream. anything to make a huge mess with! :D
 

kokanee_68

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samantha_van said:
YAY Devils night!! I remember that. I aswell grew up in northern ontario. Eggs, toliot paper, shaving cream. anything to make a huge mess with! :D
Ahhh memories..egging houses,t.p`n trees,dogshit bags aflame,stove oil across the street and up the stop signs....damn! how I miss those days!
 
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