My husband is 73 years old and loves to fish.
>>He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,
"Pick
>>me up."
>>He looked around and could not see any one.
>>He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice again, "Pick me up,"
>>
>>He looked in the water and there floating on the top was a frog.
>>My husband said, "Are you talking to me?"
>>The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you.
>>Pick me up and kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you
have
>>ever seen
>>and will give you the most wonderful sexual pleasures that you have ever
>>dreamed of."
>>
>>My husband looked at the frog for a short time and then reached over and
>>picked it up carefully,
>>placing it in his front breast pocket..
>>
>>Then the frog said, "What are you nuts, didn't you hear what I said?
>>I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never
>>had."
>>
>>He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Naah, at my age
>>I'd rather have a talking frog."
>>He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,
"Pick
>>me up."
>>He looked around and could not see any one.
>>He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice again, "Pick me up,"
>>
>>He looked in the water and there floating on the top was a frog.
>>My husband said, "Are you talking to me?"
>>The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you.
>>Pick me up and kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you
have
>>ever seen
>>and will give you the most wonderful sexual pleasures that you have ever
>>dreamed of."
>>
>>My husband looked at the frog for a short time and then reached over and
>>picked it up carefully,
>>placing it in his front breast pocket..
>>
>>Then the frog said, "What are you nuts, didn't you hear what I said?
>>I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never
>>had."
>>
>>He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Naah, at my age
>>I'd rather have a talking frog."
