Free U2 ticket for Justis's whereabouts

[vanboy0]

You've got yourself a free ticket to U2 in Vancouver on the 28th at BC Place Stadium if you can tell me where Justis is.

Section 210 Lower Bowl Row G, 7 rows from the floor. I'll gladly give up this $ 105 ticket for Justis's whereabouts.

No more jokes about Terra Losa Safeway

 

[kanyewest3]

I nominate you for worlds worst stalker... 3 years and you still can't locate her

 

[wolverine]

She's with me. She eagerly serves as my sex toy for nobody else but me.

 

[plusone]

oh but when you are at work..

I am the Dark Knight of Justis..

but I try to get away by three to avoid the traffic I'd be facing if I left when you got home around six... that and.. I like my me time.

 

[wolverine]

I am the Dark Knight of Justis..

but I try to get away by three to avoid the traffic I'd be facing if I left when you got home around six... that and.. I like my me time.

I caught you in a lie. I no longer have to work. Justis lives me in an ultra-secure compound on the outskirts of the city. Nothing short of fresh air can get in or out without my knowledge. I am her lord, lover and protector. She never leaves the compound, contenting herself with ordering from Victoria's Secret for her pleasure and mine. She never leaves my side.

 

[kanyewest3]

 

[blazejowski]

Wow, this thread's not creepy in the least....

 

[namssa]

Just one ticket, not two? Surely Justis must be worth two tickets?

Suppose I would have to go see them with you Vanboy. That's one way to get a date I guess.

 

[calgary_guy25]

shes at the place in Ft McMurray... i think there is only one?

 

[vanboy0]

What's the name of the spa in Ft. MacMurray?

If you tell me, you can have my U2 ticket as a souvenir

 

[blazejowski]

What's the name of the spa in Ft. MacMurray?

If you tell me, you can have my U2 ticket as a souvenir

Gaah.... you make my skin crawl...

 

[vanboy0]

it's a beautiful U2 ticket