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[lenny]

What's with female doctors and dental cleaners who rub their bodies and boobs
up against me while i'm in for appointments? Are they trying to send a message
that they're horny & want to get laid, or is this just standard procedure?

Not that i'm upset, or want to file for sexual harassment or something. No, not
in the least. Au contraire, mon cherie, i consider this a fringe benefit and an
inspiration to keep it up with being their customer. But WTF is going on here.

Their legs, arm, even boobs rubbing up against my hand, chest, head.

 

[Mr.Boggo]

Could be they have a job to do that requires them to move around and don't even realize they got a horny bastard as a patient...or it could be that they want you right then and there.

One way to find out? Next time grab them.

 

[HubbaHubba]

lenny....u r one odd dude my man.

 

[sonoman]

Their legs, arm, even boobs rubbing up against my hand, chest, head.

hehe... that just happened to me two weeks ago (dental hygienist); I've already scheduled my next visit.

 

[Dark_Knight]

I used to have a hair dresser that would rub her box on my elbows.

 

[Miss*Bijou]

You guys are hilarious.

I won't crush the fantasy for you so I'll just say this thread is evidence of how completely differently men and women think.

 

[jnewton]

You guys are hilarious.

I won't crush the fantasy for you so I'll just say this thread is evidence of how completely differently men and women think.

But of course we think that we are every womans dream and any contact they make is a sign they want to jump in the sack with us! How silly to think otherwise!
We visit you lovely ladies to validate our fantasy. Your eagerness is proof we are right about women!

 

[toms1]

hehe... that just happened to me two weeks ago (dental hygienist); I've already scheduled my next visit.

Yep, that can certainly happen when a female dentist or hygienist have large breasts because of the position they work in. I always tell them they should be charging more for their service because of this

 

[lenny]

Could be they have a job to do that requires them to move around

The thing is with some dental hygenists i've had, they only touch your mouth with their instruments. Others are all over me, leaning for up to several minutes at a time with their arm on my chest, or their boobs {rather smallish} for the same duration against my head or upper body. Also there's the leg snuggled tight against my hand, etc, which was certainly unnecessary.

Then with the doctor it was while doing the thing with the instrument they often wear around their
neck to check the heart. In all the times i've had this done, she {super hot, pretty, largish chest}
is the only MD who had to touch me, pressing her melons up against me the whole time. I under-
stand women like to touch, but, gee,...must be one of the fringe benefits of the job.

and don't even realize they got a horny bastard as a patient...

Fortunately Mr Horn was sleeping as he had just had a workout before the appointment.
Otherwise, i fear, he would have been at full attention. Although that could have been
embarassing, especially if the dentist was there at the same time, it could also have
been an opportunity to break the ice with a comment. Like, "See what happens when
you touch me?"

or it could be that they want you right then and there.

One way to find out? Next time grab them.

Sure, and spend the weekend at the Main & Hastings Hilton? No thanks. Been there, done that.

 

[lenny]

hehe... that just happened to me two weeks ago (dental hygienist); I've already scheduled my next visit.

I'm thinking of making mine weekly. Do you think they'd be suspicious?

 

[Stormrider]

You know how the ladies always ask if you're going to visit them again at the end of a session? This is their way of making sure you want to come in more often....

We are such suckers for women.....

 

[GimmeT&A]

What's with female doctors and dental cleaners who rub their bodies and boobs
up against me while i'm in for appointments? Are they trying to send a message
that they're horny & want to get laid, or is this just standard procedure?



Their legs, arm, even boobs rubbing up against my hand, chest, head.

Ya my dentist does the same with big DDs. She the only dentist that i keep on going to. the boobies always end up in my face. I dont mind it and i think she just use to it.

Boobs help with pain!!!

 

[mercyshooter]

Ya my dentist does the same with big DDs. She the only dentist that i keep on going to. the boobies always end up in my face. I dont mind it and i think she just use to it.

Boobs help with pain!!!

Please recommend your DDs dentist to me!!!!

 

[mercyshooter]

They have their own ways to do the job effectively! If you are mature enough and follow their instructions precisely, they pretty much don't mind these unavoidable contacts. By the way, you will be the victim legally and ethically if you cross the line.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

This may be a bit off topic but I'd like the ladies to chime in.
Do women dress in a sexy, revealing nature or do things like the fellows describe here just to see what kind of reaction they'll get from men?

I'm sure they look in a mirror before they leave. I'm not talking about the way they dress for a club or a date but just for every day. Do they do this to knowingly tease us, like a cat playing with some poor little mouse? Do they realize this or are some women not aware that they are?

I've wonderred this because, not to sound like some kind of puritan but occasionally I'll have a meeting with a woman who is showing so much cleavage its very hard not to notice. You keep telling yourself "look up" to the point where i'm sure they can tell you are trying very hard not to stare at their boobs.
Or my accountant's assistant. She's probably a 36-38 DD/EE and is alway wearing something low cut or has her blouse open a few buttons to reveal her cleavage. Then she'll lean over the table to point out something on the spread sheet and have her boobs right in my face. She's always very professional. I just think its her nature and she's probably oblivious to what she is even doing.

 

[dunnochit]

Hell Lenny
You will do anything to find a girl that will let you pay after the act won't you.
Do you have a list of these doctors or assistants? lol
D

 

[Restless]

You guys are hilarious.

I won't crush the fantasy for you so I'll just say this thread is evidence of how completely differently men and women think.

Are you trying to tell me that every woman I meet doesn't want to jump my bones?

 

[mercyshooter]

This may be a bit off topic but I'd like the ladies to chime in.
Do women dress in a sexy, revealing nature or do things like the fellows describe here just to see what kind of reaction they'll get from men?

I'm sure they look in a mirror before they leave. I'm not talking about the way they dress for a club or a date but just for every day. Do they do this to knowingly tease us, like a cat playing with some poor little mouse? Do they realize this or are some women not aware that they are?

I've wonderred this because, not to sound like some kind of puritan but occasionally I'll have a meeting with a woman who is showing so much cleavage its very hard not to notice. You keep telling yourself "look up" to the point where i'm sure they can tell you are trying very hard not to stare at their boobs.
Or my accountant's assistant. She's probably a 36-38 DD/EE and is alway wearing something low cut or has her blouse open a few buttons to reveal her cleavage. Then she'll lean over the table to point out something on the spread sheet and have her boobs right in my face. She's always very professional. I just think its her nature and she's probably oblivious to what she is even doing.

In my culture, showing cleavage means "showing your 'career line'" in a sense if you know what I mean. The "longer" it is, the "longer" term you'll be in in the career.
I want your accountant's assistant. PM me some pics please!

 

[Miss*Bijou]

In my culture, showing cleavage means "showing your 'career line'" in a sense if you know what I mean. The "longer" it is, the "longer" term you'll be in in the career.

Is "your culture" still in the dark ages?
There's funny... and then there's sexist & not even slightly funny...

What kind of crap is that?

 

[mercyshooter]

I have a big titted hygienist as well, she is a very hot MILF and tells me stories about her young boyfriend who is younger than her daughter while jammin those whoppers on my head. She asks if I think what she is doing is wrong, hell no I say I love hearin her dirty talkin to me, I seem to bring out her inner slut, geeze its almost time to go and see her again!

Can I see some pics please?