Freaks - R - Us

[Krustee]

I have seen this before but that was when this freak looked about as normal as Michael Jackson.

Now, even Micheal looks like one of "us" in comparison.

Dennis Avner - aka "Stalking Cat"

 

[agent47]

Insult Jedi Master Yoda, you do?! Feel his mighty wrath, you will! Bantha fodder your ass will be, yes! Not afraid, are you? You will be, young one. You will be. Strong with the Force is he. Your ass he will whip, yes! That is the way of things, the way of the Force!!

cookie?

 

[mimi]

This was good for a laugh! Poor Michael! What happens to a person that makes them want to do that?

He still looked OK in '96.........I bet his plastic surgeon doesn't use him for advertising! He'd never get any work!

 

[Krustee]

This was good for a laugh! Poor Michael! What happens to a person that makes them want to do that?

He still looked OK in '96.........I bet his plastic surgeon doesn't use him for advertising! He'd never get any work!

I guess everyone COMPLETELY missed the fact that this post was NOT about Michael!

Dennis Avner - aka "Stalking Cat"

Hint - the blue text indicates it is a link.

 

[mimi]

No, sorry Krusty, this wit is far above my feeble mind..

 

[Krustee]

Nonetheless, you did, however, insult Jedi Master Yoda and that is simply unforgiveable. You will soon pay the price for insulting one who is strong with the Force.

Oh God!

Why me?

 

[Purrr VertIcal]

Some people have gender identity crisis'es and get sex change operations.
They get some grief, but nothing by comparison...

Michael had a crisis of colour and got a Face-Change Operation,
and everyone thinks he's a total freak and persecutes him visciously, relentlessly.

Yoda probably has a small, green penis, and noone gives him any grief.
And that, after he fantasized about grabbing Leia by the bagels with one hand solo!

Proof: The universe is only fair if you come from Tattoine.

Remember,
"You must unlearn all that you hav learned".
- Yoda teaching young master Luke.