Food for thought...

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That’s what we cowboys call…..torch ass

Torch ass and itchy crotch...
I'm starting to think you cowboys are the true pioneers of kink...

 

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I’m just a gwai lo from back east. Growing up in Toronto my buddy and I kept a running list of reviews on restaurants in Chinatown. We would rate them by napkins. “That place is an 8 napkin joint”. For how many we needed to wipe our eyes during a meal from the heat…
Now, onto the sexier side of things…
If you want to turn things up a notch? Figging. I learned of this practice from a couple of spicy dominatrixes a bit of time ago…
Take a piece of ginger, peel it then stuff it up your ass. Feels incredible. Warm at first, then a slight sting. Even more fun if you are tied up with two hot girls giggling at your discomfort.
Reminds me of a joke actually…
What’s the difference between jam and jelly?
Ever tried to jelly your cock up a girls ass?

 

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Firey foods !! Yes for the most part.

Best was an incredible New Mexico meal I had a few years back at a funky restaurant in Albuquerque. Started off with a grilled green chile and ham and cheese sandwich on a jalapeno laced sourdough bread. This initiated much beer consumption. Then had a bowl of a hot soup, more like a chili or curry that had chicken in it but was a cross between lava and hot coals as far as heat went. Much more beer. Then wrapped that up with a mole that was so hot, I started having religious visions and I am not religious. We have Mexican places here in the GVRD. A New Mexican place would be a hit for all those into fire!

Worst was finding natural growing horse radish in the back yard of a house I had years back. Thought fuck yeah, love horseradish. So grated some up, mixed it with vinegar and mayo and lathered it on a slab of prime roast. One swallow. Started gagging. Choking. Figured this is the end moment - death by horseradish. The then wife was standing over me with an epi pen and the phone with 911 on speed dial. Beer again helped.

Moral is the absolute hottest shit this guy has ever consumed is Fresh Western Horseradish. It's a weapon as far as I am concerned.

A friend of mine used to invite the prospective boyfriends of his daughter to try his home made horseradish dip!! Not for the faint of heart!!