Flowers - Another Shitty Experience

SammyJams

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Dec 9, 2021
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Decided to visit Flowers and see if anyone in the lineup was worth a visit. I ended up with Jessica since there was nobody else available.

Im not going into details on this cause hardly anyone on the Kelowna Perb writes detailed reviews anymore so why should I ?

Just a heads up that I donated for 30 mins and was asked to leave at 20 minute mark cause some dude walked in & Jessica decided to leave her current client (me) to attend to the dude that just walked in.
I asked for some amount back but was denied. I walked out and won’t be returning. This place has no management presence. It’s a dumpster fire!

First time this has happened to me partaking in this hobby dating back to 2012.
 
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Biggiesmalls

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Feb 17, 2018
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Decided to visit Flowers and see if anyone in the lineup was worth a visit. I ended up with Jessica since there was nobody else available.

Im not going into details on this cause hardly anyone on the Kelowna Perb writes detailed reviews anymore so why should I ?

Just a heads up that I donated for 30 mins and was asked to leave at 20 minute mark cause some dude walked in & Jessica decided to leave her current client (me) to attend to the dude that just walked in.
I asked for some amount back but was denied. I walked out and won’t be returning. This place has no management presence. It’s a dumpster fire!

First time this has happened to me partaking in this hobby dating back to 2012.
That’s absolutely insane… this place was sooo peak when there wasn’t competition… but mabey it was cuz there wasnt any competition cuz … just straight down hill since like 2023 Sucha shame
 

SammyJams

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Dec 9, 2021
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That’s absolutely insane… this place was sooo peak when there wasn’t competition… but mabey it was cuz there wasnt any competition cuz … just straight down hill since like 2023 Sucha shame
That’s weird I don’t remember it being good even when it was the only place that offered more than a rub n tug. There was Restart or whatever it was called back then (on Ellis at Harvey) and Flowers. Melody from Famous worked as an attendant at Flowers in that timeframe.

I hope more dudes write about their experiences at Flowers.I think this shit happens a lot but hardly ever gets written about.
 
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Big_Guy_Rye

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It's a typical 'scam' that the masseuses' do.... not exactly the fault of the AMP itself, short of allowing such a person to work there.

Look at their ad, look at the rates.

You go in for a 30min FS session, that's $150.... Kicks you out after 15-20mins for another person who is spending either another $150 or more.... that's $75 +/- scammed out of your pocket and into theirs; instead of working the full $300 for an hour's work on two people.

And the staff rotates around a lot, so they don't care if they're ruining the reputation of the AMP either. If they know their body is in good shape, and their hand/oral skills are bankable, then they can find work elsewhere and carry on. Leaving the reputation of the AMP ruined.

AMPs are nothing but "blowjob factories", basic line work, go in, pop one off, go out... they know this, and their profit margins is all about producing quantity, not quality....

Again look at their rates,... $200 for the hour... $150 for 30mins... which is more lucrative for them? Spending that $200 thinking you have all the time in the world to get that 'happy ending fantasy' so the AMP itself has that reputation for QUALITY service for decent rates?... Or getting that quick service, and shuffling you out the door for another 30min session? Or sooner for those wider "scam-margins",...

if you want that quality service, best go on a slow day, a quite night... like on a Tuesday at the beginning of the month (a week or so after Welfare Wednesday), an off-peak time where you know you'll get the more 'bang' for your buck because they are producing the numbers as much, and are willing to go 'above and beyond' for that extra $50 for another 30mins. Or go with independent Asian providers that do 'massages' at their incall; it's the same kind of service, they just don't have an AMP to operate out of.

Or just take this L, and not go back for a month and try again at the same AMP after they rotate their staff again.
 

Munshag

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Off peak times or not, sorry in my humble opinion the place is a absolute thumbs down. I tried three times there, the last time my full service " hour " was just under forty five minutes. She kept pushing for an extra $40 for bbbj, thanks but no thanks. She simply wasn't the slightest bit interested it was a hurry up job and leave.
On a scale of 1-10 the room was a 3 at best, water stained ceiling, dirty towel stuffed in air vent. Floor could have used a cleaning also, I really don't want to knock this place but opinions do matter.

I have no idea who owns / manages this establishment but seems like they do their best to make sure there are no repeat customers. I've met some really nice girls at Flowers, Restart, Moment and Famous but they all work on a rotating basis. Once you get comfortable with a girl and vice versa they are gone ,, that's the way the game is.
Until the day comes ( if it ever does ) when I might meet a local girl and with the right chemistry I could see her regularly I'll be quite happy at Famous, always clean, nice girls and well managed by Melody ,,, good job Melody !!
 
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