Fishing Ladies??

[NJMan]

I have always had a fantasy of great fishing trip with a sexy lady on board. I'm not sure if this is the correct location to post this, but are any ladies interested in a full day fishing charter off Tofino? Fishing for salmon, halibut and could even include a trip up to Hot Springs Cove for a soak in the Hot Springs. Good whale watching opportunities as well while fishing and travelling to and from the Hot Springs.

Trip is scheduled for Wed. June 6.

 

[M1A]

I have always had a fantasy of great fishing trip with a sexy lady on board. I'm not sure if this is the correct location to post this, but are any ladies interested in a full day fishing charter off Tofino? Fishing for salmon, halibut and could even include a trip up to Hot Springs Cove for a soak in the Hot Springs. Good whale watching opportunities as well while fishing and travelling to and from the Hot Springs.

Trip is scheduled for Wed. June 6.

what's your budget?

 

[sidewinder]

The Reel Thing...

what's your budget?

Where have I heard that line before?

 

[sidewinder]

I've fallen down a pun hole and can't get out!

Where have I heard that line before?

At first the offer sounded as little fishy, and M1A responded just for the halibut, then Salmon else posted a soleful answer, but it floundered.

Play us another tuna next time, please!

 

[athaire]

At first the offer sounded as little fishy, and M1A responded just for the halibut, then Salmon else posted a soleful answer, but it floundered.

Play us another tuna next time, please!

ROFLMAO............your to much.......

 

[rickoshadows]

At first the offer sounded as little fishy, and M1A responded just for the halibut, then Salmon else posted a soleful answer, but it floundered.

Play us another tuna next time, please!

Someone has waaaay too much time on his hands

 

[sidewinder]

M1A: What's Your Budget??

Someone has waaaay too much time on his hands

M1A: What's Your Budget?

Fisherman: Scale.

 

[athaire]

Listen here..........Ebeneezer.

When will you learn;to stop making issue,of M1As' budget requirements?
After you have told us all about,your trysts with Violet&Seven or Mexican Vacations?
Sidewinder should lead the charmed life,but M1A should not?

Yes;M1A should charge $170/hour through an agency,that way:

i)Rather than design her own dresses;to be custom tailored,M1A can outfit herself at ValueVillage.

ii)Rather than maintaining her M1Amobile;M1A can wait at the bus-stop,getting splashed by cars driving through the roadside puddle.

iii)Rather than enjoying her gracious&spacious home;M1A can live in a basement room,with rusty overhead piping to bump her head into every morning.

iv)Rather than having the required funds for her own securitysystem & advertising;M1A can be played into the hands of the exploitive elements of the business.

v)Rather than having the required funds for the veterinarian;M1A can settle for the fatal consequences,when Lilli gets sick.

Shame on you.

Englebert Humperdink

Ummmmm.......I think a chill pill is required for you EH.......a joke is sometimes just that, a joke.........

 

[M1A]

wowwy zowwy!

EH, I really appreciate the back up! Don't worry, though... I have no issues with my rates, and completely confident that a joke here and there are all in good fun. Anyways...

"Ridicule has always been the enemy of enthusiasm, and the only worthy opponent to ridicule is success." - Oliver Goldsmith

 

[athaire]

You're probably right.
Testyness;goes hand-in-hand,with testosterone counts.

By my own admission:I have been tied up for too long;in the North Island,readying my boat&house for the fishing season.

I'm badly overdue.
Ah-rooooooooooooooooo...........

Englebert Humperdink

I think I know a girl in town that would love to see you.......

 

[NJMan]

M1A's Rates

Well glad to see some folks had some pun with this post anyways. Didn't think it would generate any testiness but you never know where things will go.

I have no problems with M1A's rates but 5 hours plus ferry costs, fuel etc. etc. adds up to more than my daily budget. Hopefully I'll get a chance to visit in Vict. the next time I am there.

Looks like the fishing fantasy lives on, always good to have something to look forward to. Hopefully the fishing and weather will be cooperative.

 

[sidewinder]

Hooked on M1A!

...Looks like the fishing fantasy lives on, always good to have something to look forward to. Hopefully the fishing and weather will be cooperative.

Please don't scare us like that again Humper!!! Lilli deserves all the love and care that a sad-faced pugster can handle!!! Got a couple of pets around the old ranchero myself...luv 'em to pieces!

And I wasn't CASTING aspersions on M1A's NET worth, or trying to BAIT anyone, or talk out of SCHOOL. Not a cheap SKATE either.

Just a few yuks with the corny fishing puns before the Mods shut the thread down....

 

[Violet]

hmm....?

Sometimes I think ALL of you have too much time on your hands! But sorry I don't get on perb enough.
To the fisherman, who started this thread but since seems to have disappeared: I know some hot girls who like fishing... Are you just looking for, like, a blind date who will accompany a stranger for free? If so, this probably IS the wrong place, try a personal ad. But if you are willing to pay, I am sure there may be interested ladies. The only problem is how would such a lady ensure her safety if she has never met you? (For all we know you could be a serial killer or something??)

 

[Violet]

Oops

To the fisherman, who started this thread but since seems to have disappeared

Sorry, NJMan, for some reason your last post was not showing on my screen, which is why I made the comment that you had "disappeared". I correect myself.
Also, just so you know, different escorts have different rates, & many have lower rates for "social calls", for example dinners, dates, trips, etc. Some independants might also be willing to settle on a set price for the whole trip that was much lower than their hourly rate (especially Mia's hourly rate).

 

[M1A]

Some independants might also be willing to settle on a set price for the whole trip that was much lower than their hourly rate (especially Mia's hourly rate).

Which was what I was originally getting at when I inquired as to what he had in mind price wise

 

[bigmoe69er]

"We'll find a winter world of love, 'cause love is warmer in December."

Ummmmm.......I think a chill pill is required for you EH.......a joke is sometimes just that, a joke.........

Be easy on the guy...Englebert is still in his winter world of love with Mia, even though it's June.


---Dr. Moe